Not gonna say much today. Please don't complain if I don't update a lot. I have other things (school, homework, dance, etc.) to do. I also have other fics with people breathing down my neck with them too.


Riku sat at the table, rolling a pencil back and forth. "This is getting boring... I liked the excuse to not have to work, but now..." He sighed. "I wish Varan would hurry up and fix this.

"Hey!" Varan called. "I figured the spell out!" She grinned. She made some kind of hand motions and pointed at Riku.

Riku coughed, and glared her. "That was supposed to help how?" He said. "Wait! I'm actually talking!" Riku grinned. "You're a life saver Varan!"

"Well... It was nothing."

Sora ran to the desk. "Daisy! Who do we have coming today?"

"Why should I tell you?" Daisy asked.

"Because I need to know who I can prank today!"

Inuyasha jumped through the door. "I know I smell a demon!" He yelled.

"Inuyasha! Sit!" Kagome yelled.

Inuyasha, of course, was pummeled into the ground by the words. "Why'd you do that!"

"Because you were scaring people!" Shippo muttered.

"What'd you say, you stupid fox?"

"Nothing!" Shippo hid behind Miroku.

"Uh... Ears?" Sora said, touching Inuyasha's dog ears. "Cool! Wait'll Kairi sees these!"

"Let go of me!" Inuyasha yelled, glaring at Sora.

"Well, sorry!" Sora said sarcastically.

"Sit boy!" Kagome yelled.

Once again, Inuyasha was slammed into the ground. "What was that for?"

"You were going to hurt him."

Miroku sighed. "Please don't mind Inuyasha." He said to Sora.

"Stay away from the girls Miroku." Sango said glared.

"Hey! I'm a guy!" Sora yelled.

"Coulda fooled me." Inuyasha muttered. "You definitely SOUND like a girl." ((It's true!))

Sora stood there dumbstruck. "I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A GIRL!" He said finally.

"That's quite enough demon!" A boy walked in.

"I sense a Zoge Storm approaching." Selena sighed, washing some of the dishes in the kitchen.

"Not him..." Varan muttered, jinxing some sponges to wash the plates themselves.

"Who's Zoge?" ((Means Ivory)) Kairi asked, finishing the pancakes Oogie Boogie had ordered.

"An idiot. Don' go near him, OK Kairi?" Selena put the sponge down and walked out of the kitchen.

"Who're you?" Inuyasha yelled.

"I'm the Prince of the Light, Prince Zoge Shinzo." ((Shinzo means Heart))The boy grinned. He was wearing a white shirt with gold embroidery. "I despise demons."

"Hello Zoge. Here to try and ruin my life again?" Selena asked calmly. "Or are you here to bother someone else?"

"I sensed a very powerful demon, so I came to find it." Zoge bowed.

"There aren't any demons like that around here." Selena turned.

Sora stared. "Wait! You're the Prince of Light?" He asked.

"It's more of a simple title." Selena smirked. "He doesn't control anything."

"Apparently you haven't met my new girlfriend, Rachel!"

A girl walked in. "What? Why's everyone staring...?" She saw Zoge. "OH NO! NOT YOU!" She ran and hid behind Sora. "Help me!"

"'Girlfriend'?" Selena laughed. "Yeah right."

"Well how are you doing on our bet?" He asked.

"Better than you." Selena turned.

Riku stared. "What the heck?"

"The demonic aura's coming from that boy over there." Miroku pointed his staff at Riku.

"Eh! I haven't done anything! How can I be a demon?" Riku was shocked.

Selena shook her head. "Look, he's no demon. Want a table?" She asked.

Inuyasha stared. "Really? We can eat here? Do you have steak?"

"Yes, of course." Selena nodded. "Follow me." She led them to a table.

Zoge sat a few tables away. "Come here Rachel!" He called to the girl.

"No way!" She growled.

"Um... We have a reservation." Squall told the desk.

"Oh! Right! Riku! Could you-" Daisy didn't have to wait for a response. Riku had already showed them to a table.

"Since when have you guys been working here?" Yuffie asked.

"About 7 months I guess." Riku shrugged.

"That long?" Cloud asked, pointing to Sora. "I heard he's been pranking people..."

"He has... Who knows what he's up to right now though...?" Riku shrugged. He took there orders.

"Riku, it is Aerith's birthday today. Think you can get her a cake or something?" Cloud asked, making sure Aerith couldn't hear.

"Of course." Riku nodded. "Oh! If you want, I could ask Horace to play that one cartoon you voiced for." ((I KNOW I got the horse's name right. I checked on the Disney site.))

"That would be great." Squall smiled.

Riku walked into the little office. It was a pit. "Horace! Can you play the Squall, Yuffie, Aerith, and Cloud cartoon?

Horace nodded. "Right away Riku!" He hit the switch.


How to Fight a Heartless

"Ever wonder how to fight a Heartless?" The stupid announcer asked.

"ACK! Where'd the voice come from?" Yuffie screamed.

"I can't fight." Aerith said. "I'll sit this one out."

"Alright! So we have our warriors!" The announcer said. "First, you must choose your opponent. This is important."

"Well, obviously!" Cloud yelled at the sky. "If you don't have an opponent, you can't fight!"

"Well, do what I said and choose an opponent!"

Squall shrugged. "Guess I'll take on that Soldier over there."

"Good! Now, once the battle music starts, hit the X button to clobber the little monster!" The Announcer yelled.

"Wait! What X Button!" Squall yelled, and then he was knocked out by the Heartless.

"Um... That was an accident. OK, time to learn how to use your Special Abilities! First, equip your abilities outside of battle. That takes AP, or Ability Points."

Cloud equipped Sonic Blade. "Ready!"

"Good! Now take on a Heartless!"

Cloud did so. "Now what?"

"Now you select Sonic with the Right Joystick. Then hit the X Button and hit X every time Rave appears."

"Wait, what? OOF!" He was knocked out by the Heartless.

"That had to hurt... Alright Yuffie! Now its time to learn the importance of Recovery Items! Before a battle, open the menu by hitting start and fully stock your character. I suggest you equip High Potions since you have no team mates."

"And whose fault is that? YOURS YOU DISEMBODIED VOICE!" Yuffie yelled.

"Err... Right. Just do what I say!"

"Never! My partners were killed because they were listening to you!"

"Um... We're getting better!" The announcer imitated Cloud's voice very badly. ((Line stolen from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.))

"You're faking their voices." Aerith said.

"Prove it!"

"They're completely out cold." Yuffie poked Cloud, then Squall, with a stick. "See? No movement."

"Just fight the Heartless!" The voice said.

"Fine!" Yuffie threw her ninja stars at them and destroyed them. "I didn't even have to use an X Button." She stuck her tongue out at the sky.

"SILENCE!" The voice yelled. "THUNDER!"

Yuffie was burnt to a crisp.

"Can I ask you something Announcer?" Aerith asked.

"Yes?"

"Are you Sepheroth?"

"Yes." ((lol))

"Why'd you get the Heartless to finish Squall?"

"Because he volunteered first."

"Oh, OK." Aerith shrugged and walked away.


"I still laugh about that." Aerith giggled.

"I still can't believe they did that though." Yuffie complained.

Riku came back with the cake. "Happy Birthday Aerith!"

Sora and Kairi were on the stage to sing. Riku ran up to join them. Selena sat at the piano ready to play. "Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear Aerith, Happy Birthday to you!"

Aerith laughed. "Thanks guys!"

Sora all hopped off stage. He noticed Oogie Boogie and Pooh sitting nearby, both with loose strings. 'I know! When Pooh walks away, he'll untie Oogie Boogie! I know Pooh won't unravel!' He snatched Oogie Boogie's and then tied it to Pooh's.

"I've got a rumbly in my tumbly." Oogie Boogie moaned. "A small smackeral would be nice!"

"I look like the harmless Pooh Bear! I can easily trick people with his cuteness! I MUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Pooh yelled, and then tripped. "Oh no! The stupid bear is nearsighted!"

Sora stared. "What have I done?"

Kairi walked over. "Why is Oogie Boogie acting stupid and Pooh acting like an evil genius?"

"Don't tell me they switched bodies..." Riku muttered.

"I know! I'll tie the strings together again! That'll put them back!" Sora nodded as if it made sense.

"It's proven in anime and manga that this never works." Selena sighed.

Sora started tying the strings back together. "This'll work..." He muttered.

"Sora! Weren't you listening!" Riku grabbed Sora's arm just as he finished tying the string.

There was a bright flash. Sora and Riku were unconscious. Pooh and Oogie Boogie were acting normal once again.

Selena stared. "The idiots." She muttered.

"What was that flash just now?" Kairi asked, surprised.

"So I wasn't the only one who saw that. That was a massive amount of spirit energy." Selena sighed. "I hope they're OK..."

"Hello Selena!" Zoge walked up to her again. He reached out to touch her...

"MORON!" Selena grabbed the nearest empty chair and hit Zoge in the head. "Just because you're a prince, you can't do that sort of thing!"

"He's like Miroku..." Sango muttered.

"Worse than Miroku..." Shippo muttered. "Miroku wouldn't do that to such a violent girl..."

"Note to self, don't get her mad..." Inuyasha muttered. "She's worse than Kagome..."

"No, she's worse than Kagome!" Miyoga pointed at Rachel, who was drooling over Squall. "She actually acts weird..."

Leave me alone!" Squall yelled.

"Never!" Rachel said, holding onto Squall's arm. "I'll never let you go!"

"And I thought I had creepy fans..." Aerith laughed. "This really IS a birthday treat!"

Zoge, who Selena had finished punching, smiled. "Just so you know, those idiots have switched bodies." He pointed at Sora and Riku.

"Want me to pound you again?" Selena growled.

"No."

"Then don't say Riku's a moron. Sora is, Riku's not." Selena turned and left.

Zoge grinned at Kairi. "Say, you're kinda-"

"Taken!" Kairi said quickly, pointing to Sora.

"Darn." Zoge snapped his fingers. "Oh well, I know I'll win the bet." He turned and left.


Thanks to:

The Inuyasha peoples for creating Inuyasha.

Taka-Ichi-Sisters for the idea of switching bodies.

WildGamer for a more detailed idea for switching bodies.

Maniac for suggesting I bring in Squall, Cloud, Aerith, and Yuffie.

Return-of-skeledude12 for the suggesting what kind of cartoon to make and how to actually PUT Cloud, Yuffie, Aerith, and Squall in.

Rachel for letting me put you in here. Yes, she WOULD attack Squall like that.

Here's the update. Longest thing I've written I think... Please let me update my other stuff now! (begging) Bye guys!