In which River is confused about her name and hard-handed.
The Doctor: Hi honey, I'm home!
River: That's not much of a saying.
The Doctor: Oh, I'm sorry. What would you have me say next time I come to get you, River?
River: Amiya. But I am going to change it to Liliana.
The Doctor: Well, that is strange. Are you sure?
River: Yes.
The Doctor: Okay, I will try to remember it. Anyway, let's get you out of your cell.
River: What is my name?
The Doctor: Well, Doctor Song, I think that it is River. Or do you prefer Melody today?
River: I think it's Alex, but I'm not too sure. And I like Broadway show tunes.
The Doctor: Let's go to Broadway then. You can make up your mind about your name on the way there.
River: You know when your mouth curves upward and you feel happy...
The Doctor: Like when I smile? I like smiling. And I like doing something. Let's go to the Tardis, I'm getting bored by all this talking.
River: Like what would you be doing right know?
The Doctor: Flying through the time vortex?
River: *catches you* Hey, what are you scared of falling off?
The Doctor: *gets away and runs to the Tardis* I am doing the catching here!
River: *runs after you and pins you to the floor*.
The Doctor: Oh, well... Uhmm, River? Can you let me up?
River: Not very well. I have not read music in 8 years.
The Doctor: I just have to stay here on the floor then?
River: So you don't have to kick in the door?
The Doctor: Yes, yes. But I thought you wanted to go to Broadway?
River: Well, thanks anyways.
The Doctor: So this is what you want to do today? Pin me to the floor? It is very uncomfortable.
River: How old are you?
The Doctor: Is that relevant right now? Please River, get off me.
River: Well no I'm just asking questions... That's what I'm supposed to do.
The Doctor: When I am lying with my face pinned to the Tardis floor?
River: Nothing, I'm sure it's fine, but what happened to your arms?
The Doctor: Well, I am losing all feeling in my arms. I think they are turning blue. Please, can I get up?
River: Yes, I'm going to go knit now so see you tomorrow.
The Doctor: Oh, okay. I'm going to repair the damage done to my poor face, and my poor, poor, arms. I see you tomorrow, River.
River: I will be back later, Sir.
The Doctor: * bows* Madam.
River: Madam who?
