I HAVE RETURNED! I seek to finish this story all the way to the end, even if it kills me. Thanks to The Cowardly Christian 'du199 for his support.
Invisi-Gideon Part 1
At the Mystery Shack, Dipper is manning the cash register for Wendy since she is taking the day off. While he is sitting at the cash register, he sings to himself.
"Oh don't you dare look back / Just keep your eyes on me / I said you're holding back / She said shut up and dance with me / This woman is my destiny / She said oh oh oh / Shut up and dance with me."
Suddenly, Gideon Gleeful steps into the shack. He sits on a stool in front of Dipper, and puts on the most fake happy expression ever seen.
"Well, hello Dipper Pines." Gideon said with a fake happy voice. "My dear friend, it's been a-"
"Hold it." Dipper interrupted. "Are you carrying a gun or something? Because I'm pretty sure you're one to carry a gun."
"A gun? Me? Now why would I have a gun?"
"Well, you are using a fake happy expression on me. I can only assume you're still mad at me after, I don't know, I played a small harmless joke on you, just to see if you are perfect for my sister? And you totally blew it."
"I didn't blow it." Gideon insisted. "I can be a perfect boyfriend. What made you think I wasn't perfect for Mabel?"
"Well, you are the one that tried to kill me after I played that small joke on you. That was the day I saw you as a, I don't know, poisonous serpent boy with a blood-thirst."
"Yeah, so?"
"What do ya mean 'yeah so'? You tried to kill me in anger, and now you're trying to be nice to me!" Dipper said frustrated.
"My dear Dipper." Gideon said with charm. "I may have said and done some kooky thangs to y'all, but we gotta all put that in the past like men do."
"And?"
"And what?"
"You put all the crimes you did in the past, and theeeennnn what happens?" Dipper smirks.
"Well,...then you forgive me and...let me date your sister." Gideon lowers his head in defeat.
"AHA! I knew it! You're trying to guilt me into letting you date my sister! Fuck off, you dildo! The answer is no!"
Gideon groans and screams in anger. "Say no to me, motherfucker! I'll show you! Mark my words, I'LL GET REVENGE!"
Gideon storms out of the shack. Dipper just leans back in his chair casually. "Damn, I'm good." he said to himself.
At Gideon's house, Gideon is sitting in his room laying face down on his bed grumbling to himself.
"Stupid, dumb, dildo, jack-off, jerk, tits, ass!"
"Jesus, son. Calm down before y'all blow a blood vessel." said Bud, Gideon's father, who steps into his room.
"I'LL BLOW SOMEBODY'S BLOOD VESSEL! AND ALL THAT BLOOD WILL SCATTER THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ROOM!"
Gideon bangs his head against his wall. Bud sits next to his son on his bed.
"Honestly, Giddy. I think you're very obsessed with this Mabel girl of yours." he said. "The way you describe her to me, she sounds very nice. Ya know, when I met your mother, I thought she was the prettiest little gal in the entire world. When we had you, she was very happy. In fact, she was so happy that she was traumatized by who knows what. If I can offer some advice, give this Mabel gal some space."
"I'm already doing that." Gideon said with a frown. "But I'm not doing it willingly, her stupid jackass of a brother keeps getting in the way."
"Maybe you need to earn this boy's approval first."
"I just tried that last week."
"Really?...Then I got nothing." Bud gets up and leaves the room.
Gideon looks at a drawer next to his bed. He opens it and takes out a worn book with a gold six-fingered handprint with a number 2 on it. He opens it to a specific page.
Invisibility Jacket: Put this on, and you'll be invisible for as long as you want. But be careful, for if this jacket gets any liquid on it, it will be useless for a whole year. Use it with caution.
Suddenly, Gideon lit up. Then he smiles deviously.
Out in the woods, Gideon is searching for this so called invisibility jacket. When he finally reaches a very specific spot in the woods, he discovers the jacket. It's actually invisible itself, as it is transparent.
"Wowie. That author feller wasn't kidding when he said invisibility." Gideon said. He tries on the jacket. He is actually so invisible, that he can't even see the back of his hand. He chuckles an evil chuckle. "Did he ever make a mistake to mess with me."
Gideon grabs a long stick off the ground, and snaps it in two. He sharpens up the tip until it's sharp enough to puncture someone's skin.
"I'm coming for you, buddy. Soon, your heart will be the trophy I carry, and your blood will the drink I drink for my victory. Oh ho ho yes, you'll pay, Dipper Pines." Gideon says deviously.
End of chapter. Gravity Falls fans get one last code to break and it's a doozy. Until the next chapter of my amazing Gravity Falls series. Ciao.
