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Thanks to:
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ILUVNCIS123-Mon Sticky friend was my friend first, stop telling the teachers that it was yours!
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Okami no Shirayuki
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Disclaimer: I do not own HNKNA, Ling Plushie or Alice in Wonderland…
Claim: I own Alice, Mon Sticky Friend(s) and the plot
27/06/2013-Mistakes fixed
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Note: I did have a Mon Sticky Friend….
Chapter Ten
~Heart Castle Threesome~
"Alex! Please stop hitting me with that stick!"
"NO! Stay away from Mon Sticky friend!"
"Who? Alex, I want you! Not the bloody stick!"
"Haha, Mr Peter is getting jealous of a stick!"
"Shut up you stupid knight!"
Mr Bunny huffed before diving on me. I screamed, trying to protect Mon Sticky friend, but alas, he got caught in the cross fire.
~Snap~
"AGH! YOU KILLED MON STICKY FRIEND!"
"Alex! It was a stick! How can you love a stick more then me?"
I wept over my fallen best friend. Doesn't this bunny understand the connection between a human and a stick? It's the best relationship out there! Even better then 'man's best friend.'
Mr Bunny twitched before grabbing me and pulling me to his chest. Does this classify as sexual harassment?
"My precious Alex! You came, you really came! I was worried when I had fallen down the hole and you weren't their beside me! But now you're are here and we can be together, just like I promised her!"
I give Mr Bunny man props for being cute but there was just one problem that kept me from agreeing with him.
"YOU'RE A MURDERER! YOU KILLED MON STICKY FRIEND!"
Mon Sticky friend was lying on the floor of the tent, snapped in half. We had only been together for no longer then five minutes and already he was killed!
This place is a nightmare!
My best buddy Ace turned to me and smiled. "Aw, don't worry Alex, I'll get you a new Mon Sticky friend!"
I sobbed harder, punching Mr Bunny man in the stomach. "No! it won't be the same Mon Sticky friend!"
Was it me or did Mr Bunny man look ready to collapse on the floor? Eh, he's a bunny, he'll survive.
Ace laughed again. "Mr Peter, you should be ashamed of yourself, killing a girl's stick like that. You should repay her!"
As the word 'repay' registered in my head, a big smile came onto my face.
"Yes! Mr Bunny should repay me!"
Mr Bunny cocked his head at the name I gave him but shrugged he then smirked,
pulling me closer to him. "I can repay you in many ways!~"
I chuckled. "Great, you are now officially my slave!"
Mr Bunny looked at me in disbelief before a perverted grin crawled onto his face. "Like a sex slave!"
I grinned back at him. "No! I meant the slave that does all the work for me but doesn't get paid."
He looked disappointed at me. "Why aren't you affectionate to me? You should love me the most, after all…"
"Because you killed my first love, Mon Sticky friend."
"You do realise it's a stick right?"
"Sticks have feelings too!"
Mr Bunny just didn't understand my feelings. He's a cold hearted bunny…though he does look like the rabbit that fell down the hole…
OMG IT'S THE RABBIT! HE'S COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND KILLED MON STICKY FRIEND!
Mon Sticky friend died protecting me!
How noble.
"You're the rabbit that died epically!" I declared.
Mr Bunny smiled. "You remembered me! That means you truly do care about me!"
…It does?
"Alex, let us run away from this stupid knight!"
"Haha, Mr Peter is so mean. Why are you here anyway?"
Mr Bunny leaned back, grabbing me and pulling me closer. It was like he was a pimp and he was trying to make me his bitch!
…I've got to stop watching TV all the time, it's not healthy.
"Her majesty, the old hag, wanted me to go and fetch you. Which was a wise decision now that I know that you were keeping Alex. The poor girl, she must be traumatized!"
"Ah, no I'm not. Meeting Homosexual Blood traumatized me."
"…She met Blood?"
Ace smirked. "She's met everyone Mr Peter, the only person she hasn't met yet is the queen! How nice of you to come and fetch me!"
Mr Bunny twitched, hugging me. I patted him on the head. "There there, there's plenty of me to go around. Well, that's if you cut me up and distribute me to everyone. After all, there is only one of me….or is there?"
Ace shook his head before his eyes lit up. "We should have a threesome!"
….A threesome? What the heck is that?
"No! I am not letting you near Alex!" Mr Bunny yelled, reaching for his pocket watch.
…I want that pocket watch!
"Hey guys, what's a threesome? Oh! Can I have that pocket watch please?"
"Aw, but Mr Peter, it will be fun!"
"No!"
"Hello? What's a threesome?"
"We're best friends though.~ And best friends get privileges!"
"Piss off!"
"Can I have the pocket watch?"
"Mr Peter is being mean!"
"How old are you? Twenty three or three?"
They were ignoring me! Damn it!
To grab their attention, I picked up the two pieces of what was left of Mon Sticky friend and hit them on the head with them.
"LISTEN! What's a threesome?" I demanded, now that I had their attention.
Ace smirked. "Well Alex, it's where three people have sex-"
Mr Bunny promptly smacked Ace on the head. "Shut up! She doesn't need to know! Besides, the only person bedding her will be me!"
Mr Bunny is going to turn me into a bed?
Ave laughed again. "Hehe, maybe Alex wants to sleep with me instead, isn't that right Alex?"
Does he mean a sleepover? I've never been to a sleepover before!
"Yeah!"
Mr Bunny's face went a bright red colour. He grabbed the awesome-pocket-watch-that-he-wouldn't-give-me and pointed it at Ace threateningly. I snorted, what could a pocket watch do to my awesome friend?
Said pocket watch suddenly turned into a gun.
….I guess the pocket watch can now kill Ace.
"Cool! I want one!" I exclaimed, attempting to grab the pocket watch.
"Sorry Alex but I'm busy at the moment." Mr Bunny said, glaring at Ace.
I sighed when I realized that they weren't going to stop fighting. Climbing out the tent, I saw that it was morning.
…Wasn't it just midnight a minute ago? How the heck am I supposed to tell when I'm supposed to sleep?
I felt tears well up in my eyes. Mon Sticky friend would comfort me…it always does. We were so close, like family. Even though I had gotten the stick a few minutes ago.
I stared down at the floor when something caught my eye. I felt a big smile curl up onto my face.
"I'VE FOUND ANOTHER MON STICKY FRIEND!" I yelled, running over to my new friend.
I picked it up and cradled it. "Don't worry Mon Sticky friend two! I'll protect you!" I cooed, just as Mr Bunny and Ace came out.
Ace walked over and smiled. "You found another stick friend."
I returned the smile. "Yep! Nothing will separate me from Mon Sticky friend."
But suddenly Mr Bunny came over, grabbed Mon Sticky friend two and whacked Ace with it. Ace didn't flinch but…
…The force broke Mon Sticky friend two into pieces!
"NO! YOU KILLED MON STICKY FRIEND TWO!"
Sorry that it's short but I've been off school today.
Atama Ga Kuru Teru-I HAVE POSTED YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT (EVEN THOUGH IT IS LATE) IT'S CALLED 'A HAPPY AWESOME BIRTHDAY!'
Alex's opinion on the Role Holder's she has met:
Peter White (Human form)-She calls him Mr Bunny and has declared him as her servant. He keeps breaking all of her 'Mon Sticky friends.' Whether this is intentional or not, it has yet to be proven.
R&R
-Tailsdoll123
