Many kitty-cats of ImperialistClan and HipHopClan, gathered around in the arid and plain appearing battlefield.

"ARE YOU READY?!?!" Rockstar screamed in a heavy-metal like voice. Cats covered their ears to the horrifying and loud sound.

"Err..." Bachelorpd put in drily, "When everyone hs unsheathed claws ready to rip out entrails, I believe they are ready."

"Anyway," Bachelorpad continued, "We have our battle plan."

"We attack the east expansion of 1337Clan territory, which was originally HipHopClan's. Hoping that we don't get our (CENSCOR) by them, we have enough power to take them both down! Let's (CENSCOR) these (CENSCOR)!!!!"

Approved nods came, except for the Mother's who were protecting their kittens ears from such foul language. The Warriors moved away from the battlefield, streaking their way to 1337Clan territory. At sight of the computers and marks on the trees that say "LOLZ", they now became aware that they were in the midst of the enemy's land.

A battle cry emerged and raging cats yowling a strange Internet tounge emerged from a hill, charging down at them.

"Battle!!!" Bachelorpad commanded his warriors.

A 1337Clan warrior, Flamethread, with his apprentice, Noobpaw, jumped at him.

"LOL!" Flamethread said, "I wulll ttly pwn u n00b cuz I iz t3h l33t pwnagene551!! i ulso herd u leik mudkipz."

"What?" Bachelorpad responded, "No comprende senor. I thought this story was supposed to be in English!"

At that moment, the ImperialstClan deputy swiped the Flamethread and Noobpaw at the same time, and they grew wings and flew away. For no scientific and logical reason. Bachelorpad's heart pumped faster as more 1337Clan warriors joined the fray.

"U R n00bz n|) we r epecici PWNZAGORZ!1!1!11!!1" they roared, "Ur thred iz tttly 60in6 2 b3 teh pwnzed bei cuz 3 lolz!"

"What in the world are we doing?" Rockstar growled. The ImperialtsClan leader's fur started to glow golden, and it spiked up. He is raising his power level!

"Bachelorpad," Atheletesfoot asked, "What's the status of his power level?"

"ITS...IT'S....IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!"

"What?!" Atheletesfoot exclaimed, "Over 9000?!"

Not much more talking to do, as a big laser beam blew up all the 1337Clan fighters. He used SUPER LASER BEEMZ! *Only available in Japan*

The fight had come to an end. The reign of bad grammar and irritating video game speak was over. 1337Clan has surrendered to Rockstar's DragonBallZ powers. I guess the reign of nerds isn't over yet...