CASTLEVANIA: Folly of the Greek Part 6
One night at Bus Seat Bub's pizza parlor, after closing time, Eric and Sarah weren't going to bed right away. As dracopires, it was time to hunt again.
Eric and Sarah went hunting dragons. Sarah used herself as bait. Dragons were partial to maiden sacrifices, although Sarah wasn't a virgin.
Just to be safe, she stood down wind so the dragon couldn't smell her. A fire breathing dragon came up carefully, checking to make sure there were no dragon slayers nearby.
Since he smelled no dragon slayers, he opened his jaws toward Sarah. But before he took a bite, he smelled her. Sarah extended her dracopire wings, knowing it was time to attack.
Eric then descended from the skies and knocked the dragon on his side. First Sarah and then Eric grabbed the dragon by the neck and bit into it.
"Cursed dracopires!" yelled the dragon just before it died.
"Delicious," said Eric. "Tastes just like Razzoos gator tails."
Sarah smiled. "I can't believe dragons still fall for the old virgin sacrifice scam. I already gave my virginity to you Eric."
"And you took mine, Sarah," said Eric.
A voice suddenly said, "Stop it you two blood dragons. You're making us feel sorry for your last meal."
Sypha and Trevor then appeared. Eric and Sarah looked scared. The Belmonts were now hunting them.
"What brought this on, you two?" asked Eric. "We've proven that dragons are the only thing we've been hunting. What else do we need to prove? At no point have we broken our treaty. And we have never interfered with your pursuit of Dracula."
"Yes," said Trevor. "But there are many other evil entities and people you had the glory of killing. That glory should have been ours. It hardly helps, too, that you all have stayed pretty much on the ethical side. It would make it a lot easier to hate you if you would start acting like Dracula and his minions."
"So desperate to hate us," said Sarah. "Can't you just admit we're different and that not all vampires are bad? Eric and I have been praying for the day you Belmonts would stereotyping us as evil vampires."
Sypha sighed. "We're sorry. It hasn't been easy on us. It seems like this modern world we live in has been very corrupt. I guess we, too, are become corrupt." Then she started crying.
"Don't cry," said Eric. "All is forgiven."
Sypha wiped her tears and said to Sarah, "Tell Rosalina I said 'hi'."
Sarah smiled. "I will."
THE END
