"Bozhe moi! Napoleon, those women's breasts are exposed! You did not say we were going to a strip club!"
Napoleon laughed at his partner's shocked expression. "We are not in a strip club. We are in a club on The Strip! Those are authentic Vegas showgirls. People come from all around the world to see a Vegas extravaganza. Your trip wouldn't be complete if I didn't bring you to at least one."
The Russian sniffed, "Women in the USSR would never be caught doing something so scandalous."
"Thank goodness! I've seen the women of Russia."
