The final episode! Chris is very happy about that, this episode will go for two chapters. Alexis can finally take his revenge on Chris and Tanner is coming back to, to deal with Ash for touching his girl.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon
Dun dun dun, Ash Girl…
Chris: Ahh shut up!!! Hello everyone and welcome to the final episode, alright.
Mark: I hope this episode is an improvement over last weeks.
Tanner: Oh it will be.
Michael/Me: Tanner, you are back?!
Tanner: Yeah and ready to start slicing.
Chris: Uh, yeah well why you two fuckers were talking I am trying to start the show. Anyway today is the final episode and now Misty and Dawn will go head to head for Ash's heart. Now let's go outside and watch.
Before they went outside a guy came up to Chris with a frustrated look in his face.
Chris: Hi I'm the executive producer of this show, what do you want?
Guy: Oh you're the executive producer.
Chris nodded.
Guy: Then why don't you executive produce me a late, the cracker kind, ok fuck head.
Chris: Ahh its Chris.
Guy: No it is fuck head.
Chris punched the guy in the balls and walked outside. Meanwhile…
Alexis and Rashi were both tied up in the jail room.
Alexis: How did you end up here again?
Rashi the crazy man: Well it's quite a fucking story.
*flashback*
Rashi left the punishment room and slowly walked towards those two guys. Rashi used his brains and grabbed a shot gun from the ground. He then popped up from behind the crate and shot both guys. Both of the guy's intestines exploded as the bullet went through them. Rashi then opened the jail room and threw a candy bar at Alexis.
Rashi the crazy man: Have a twinkie snapper head.
He then began to walk out.
Alexis: Hey, yo Rashi you forgot something.
Rashi the crazy man: What?
Alexis: ME!!!
Rashi untied Alexis and both of them were free. They snuck around in the back of the studio. Chris emerged from the back door meeting up with some of his men. When Chris went into the jail room he got nervous, he asked all his men to watch out for the two escapees. Rashi noticed one guy holding a bag that contained something. He jumped out of his hiding spot.
Rashi the crazy man: DROP THE BAG!!!
Alexis: What the fuck are you doing?
Rashi shot the guy and when he looked in the bag all that was in there was a sandwich. All the men pointed hand guns at Alexis and Rashi. They both gave up and were sent back into the jail room. Alexis was getting pretty sick of this routine and decided to slap Chris in the face hard.
*SLAP* Chris went flying to the side. When he got up his face was red.
Chris: Mother fucker!!
Chris told his men to give them a good beating inside.
*flashback ends*
Alexis: Oh yeah, that is pretty fucked up right.
Rashi the crazy man: Well it's not the worst situation. Once a guy stuck his dick up my ass while I was sleeping. When I woke up and saw him I broke his neck and shoved a banana up his ass and see how he liked it.
Alexis: ???
Back outside…
Chris: Now let the match begin but there will be a twist there will be a 180 second time limit for each Pokémon match up. Each trainer is allowed three Pokémon this time. Fight hard and well ladies, go.
Misty: Ready bitch I'm going to take you down.
Dawn: Whatever.
Misty sent out her Staryu first while Dawn sent out her Buneary. Staryu stricked with tackle but Dawn countered with ice punch. Ice punch did more damage. Buneary used thunderbolt which finished off Staryu. Everyone stared, shocked. All of Misty's Pokémon were water Pokémon but they were sure she had a few defenses up her sleeve. Misty's next Pokémon is Golduck who used psychic.
Michael/Me: Is that Misty's Psyduck?
Golduck continued its assault with its powerful water and psychic attacks which eventually defeated Buneary. Now both girls were even with two Pokémon.
Chris: Ok you can have a five minute break then we start again.
Chris saw Tanner with a chainsaw and walked up to him.
Chris: What the fuck is that? A raving psychopath and the colour purple.
Tanner: Why don't you go and jerk off your 1 cm penis.
Chris walked away since he couldn't stand the truth. Chris wet up to the same guy who asked him about the coffee.
Chris: Man this fight is going to make Longest Yard seem like Longest Yard 2.
Guy: Or longest yard 3.
Chris: Hey shut the fuck up.
Guy: Yes sir.
Misty and Dawn continued the battle. Misty still had her Golduck while Dawn sent out her Ambipom. Golduck once again used psychic but Ambipom broke through it and used swift. Golduck blocked but Ambipom came charging straight at him with a focus punch which sent Golduck flying. Then Ambipom jumped and slammed Golduck to the ground knocking him out. Misty now only has one Pokémon left. Tanner was biting his nails.
Tanner: Oh shit. Dawn I love you please don't win and be with Ash.
May: Who are you talking to?
Tanner: Uh no one.
At people's houses…
Kira: NO DAWN CAN'T WIN!
Danny: Man this is bad TV time for me to get the fuck out here.
Back at the show…
Pokeshipper101: Oh shit, come on Misty. Pokeshipping must live.
Misty was desperate, she was sweating with fear. Misty sent out her final Pokémon which was a…Kyogre? The giant legendary Pokémon roared as it used hyper beam which beat Ambipom in one shot. Dawn was nervous too and summoned her Piplup which evolved into Prinplup. Prinplup attacked with ice beam which froze the legendary Pokémon. Kyogre broke free and used sheer old. The power of it knocked out Prinplup. Misty has won.
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanner: ALRIGHT!!!
Kira: Misty is #1. *does Misty pose*
Danny: Misty, Misty, Misty *does back flips*
Chris: The winner of Ash's Girl Game Show is Misty!!!
Everyone shouted to the top of their lungs while Dawn left the stage crying. Tanner took it upon himself to comfort Dawn and it wasn't long before Dawn had a new crush. Misty went down from the stage while Ash came out to join Misty. Everyone froze …
Audience: Oooooooooh.
Commercial Break Begins...
Uh oh Ash is here, will he survive once Tanner gets a hold of him? Pokeshipping has happened! It is time to stop Chris if we can? I will update soon.
