Seto in Chaos Land
Series: The Chaos Land Chronicles Part One
Author: Chaos Valkyrie
First Conceptualized: November 2003
Posted Chapter 11: April 9, 2004
Updated: August 1, 2006
Chaos Val: (dazed) Oro…
Shiro: (walks in) What's with her?
Yugi: (slightly dazed) Glomping withdrawal. She misses her Bishies.
Shiro: (rolls eyes) Well, hit her with the Hammer, why don't ya? We need to get on with the story.
Yugi: I couldn't…
Puzzle Flash.
Yami: Okay! (takes Hammer of Cynicism and smacks her with it)
Chaos Val: (rubbing head) I guess I should be thankful for that…
Shiro: Anyway, she doesn't own Jack or Shit –
Chaos Val: And Jack just left town.
Chapter Eleven: Bus Stops and Squirrels
(This Chapter follows the Wild and Crazy adventures of Shiro, Yugi/Yami, and Chaos).
Well, our three adventurers have been wandering around the woods since we last saw them, trying to find their other companions.
"Hey, haven't we seen that stump before?" Shiro asks, pointing towards a familiar clearing. Yugi sweatdrops.
"Good thing Ryou isn't here…" the Duel King mutters.
Chaos sniffles. "I miss the guys…" Shiro and Yugi roll their eyes, having heard this many times in the last few hours.
The group walks into a clearing alongside a well packed dirt road. A diamond-shape sign next to a white wooden bench announces that this is Stop #52. A bus suddenly pulls up.
"Ohh, let's see if we can hitch a ride!" Chaos exclaims and runs up to the bus doors. The doors open, and a herd of squirrels hop off.
"Excuse me, Driver, does this bus go to Pegasus's Castle?" she asks once the squirrels have finished disembarking. The Driver scoffs.
"What! No way no how. This bus runs one way only!" He throws her a bus chart before slamming the doors in her face and driving off in a huge cloud of dust. Everyone (including the squirrels) cough violently.
"Oh… nuts." Chaos curses, glancing over the chart. The squirrels squeal in happiness.
"Squeak!" (Trans.: NUTS!) they cry, dancing around merrily.
"Squee-squeak," (Trans.: Not literally.) Chaos replies back.
Yugi leans over and whispers to Shiro. "I didn't know she could speak squirrel…"
"You know, those of small minds…" Shiro whispers back.
Meanwhile, the squirrels ain't happy. "SQUEE!" (Trans.: BITCH!) they yell angrily, pelting the threesome with acorns.
"Hey! I thought this was HAPPY FUN Land!" Yugi yelps as he gets hit in the eye.
"Ouch!" Shiro takes an acorn to the nose. "Let me ice 'em!" he growls, pulling out his guns.
Chaos looks at the squirrels closely while dodging nuts. She addresses them quickly. "Squee-sque-squeak sque-squeee squeak." (Trans.: You got off the bus at the wrong stop. Chaos Land is three more stops down the line.)
The squirrels stop throwing nuts in dismay. "SQUEE!" (Trans.: WHAT!) The group turns to stare angrily at a sheepish-looking squirrel holding his own miniature bus chart.
"Baaahh?" the sheepish squirrel apologizes.
"Little joke… 'bout that big," Chaos groans, shaking her head.
The squirrels continue to glare and grumble amongst themselves, "Squee-squee-squeak." (Trans.: Stupid f-ing moron…)
Chaos looks up from her chart. "Squeak." (Trans.: The next bus should be along in another half an hour. Good luck in Chaos Land, we really need creatures as… interesting as you there.)
The squirrels reply, "Squee-sque-squeak sque-squeak sque-squeak squeak squeak." (Trans.: Thanks, toots.)
Chaos nods and waves goodbye, gesturing to her companions. "Come on guys! This road leads to Pegasus's castle – we'll just have to walk it." The three follow the road into the deep but not scary (this is Happy Fun Land) woods, until suddenly there is a huge rustling from the bushes nearby.
Chaos grabs Yugi's arm in fear. "Eep! Lions!"
Yugi grabs her arm in return. "Eep! Tigers!"
Shiro primes his guns. "Whoohoo, Bears! Let me shoot it!"
Meanwhile, a small boy (guess who) emerges.
"Nope, it's just me!" Mokuba announces. Chaos and Yugi looked relieved. Shiro sighs in disappointment.
"Mokuba! We found you!" Yugi cheers, rushing over to the other boy.
"Well, actually, I found you…" Mokuba corrects. Chaos looks at him skeptically.
"Are you sure that's him?" she asks Yugi. "Give me a magnifying glass!" Shiro pulls out magnifying glass and hands it to her.
"Why do you have one of those?" Yugi asks in confusion. Shiro shrugs.
"To fry ants. I'm a little sadistic psycho-kitty."
Chaos holds the glass up to Mokuba's eye. "Hmmm… dilated pupils, sharpened breathing, clenching of hands… seems to be suffering from an acute case of brother-worshiping withdrawal. Yup, it's him," she announces with a nod of her head. Mokuba rolls his eyes.
"Where is Seto, anyway?" he wonders, looking around the clearing. The others face fault.
"Cough-cough-Wekindalosthim-Cough…" they reply. Mokuba veinpops.
"WHAT!"
Mokuba: Well, that's it. I'm going to kill them.
Chaos Val: Heh heh. (sweatdrops) We didn't mean to lose him…
Yugi: (sweatdrops) Yeah, Mokuba, we'll find him soon…
Shiro: (oiling Uzi) Whatever. Kill Plot Twist, he's the one who pushed them in that river!
Mokuba: What!
Plot Twist: (whistling) I think I'll just be going now…
Mokuba: Come back here! (Grabs Hammer of Cynicism and starts chasing P.T.)
Chaos: (multiple sweatdrops) Now I see the family resemblance. Anywho, stay tuned, we'll see how the others are faring shortly…
