Fucking Perfect
Lyrics by Pink
An: Movie pal and LyshaLuvsSeddie I hope this gives you both what you were looking for, thank you for giving me your ideas. Kaitley I hope your hand gets better! Embrace You Inner Gibby, ILovePurpleRomane, DannySamLover20 and thank you for always reviewing. Happy reading everyone…
They never ended up waking from their nap until the next morning when Pam bellowed for Sam.
"Samantha! Your sister is here!" She screamed once more when Sam didn't answer the first time.
"I hate her." she grumbled into Freddie's chest.
"Come on." He tapped her on the butt. "Let's go before she has an aneurism."
"We could only be so lucky." Freddie made a move to get up only to have Sam latch her arms around his neck. "No."
"yes." He attempted to pry her arms from his neck but it was no use, she had a death grip on him,
"you have to carry me then."
"Fine just let me up."
Begrudgingly Sam released her boyfriend. No sooner did he get out bed she had her arms outstretched waiting for him to lift her. She put her arms back around his neck and wrapped her legs around his waist.
"Seriously?" He asked her incredulously.
"More comfy this way." She replied into his neck.
Knowing it was futile to argue with his sleepy girlfriend, Freddie simply made his way out of her room and downstairs to great her mother and twin.
"Hey Mel." He greeted the other twin as he reached the bottom landing.
"Hey Freddie." She gave him a flirty smile.
"Hey Pam." He greeted their mother diverting his attention from Melanie. He didn't like that look on her face at all, it screamed trouble.
"Hey Freddie, I see you grew an appendage in the shape of my daughter."
"Apparently I'm comfy." He shrugged his shoulders as best he could.
"Shhhh you're making too much noise." Sam nuzzled further into him.
"Baby, why don't you say hi to everyone?"
"Don't wanna. They woke me up. They're evil."
"You look exactly like me."
"Never said I wasn't evil too." Sam popped her head up and looked at her sister over Freddie's shoulder. "Hey Melly."
"Hey Sammy."
"Fredward put me down."
"Gladly." She back handed him in the stomach as soon as her feet hit the ground.
"Watch it Benson." She warned before going and engulfing her sister in a hug.
"You're no threat to me Puckett."
"Keep telling yourself, dork."
"I will, demon." He shot right back at her.
"I'm glad to see you two never change." Melanie commented as she pulled out of the hug. "What's on the agenda today?"
"We were going to the Groovy Smoothie with Brad and Lexi." Sam said.
"Mind if I join?"
"Not at all."
"I'm going to go unpack and settle back into my room just come get me when you're ready to go."
"Okay." The couple answered together.
They both watched as Melanie grabbed her bags and made her way upstairs. Today was going to be an interesting day to say the least. She may think she was sly but Sam caught every glance Melanie gave Freddie and she was sure once they were away from their mother Melanie would start openly hitting on Freddie.
"I guess we should get ready for the day." Freddie suggested.
"Or we can go back to sleep."
"Sam!"
"What? It was only a suggestion."
"You can't sleep the next few weeks away."
"I can try."
"Come on Princess, let's go get you changed." He grabbed her hand and began leading her upstairs. " Then I'll take you out for lunch before we go out with everyone else."
"Fredward Benson are you trying to soften me up with promises of food?"
"Is it working?" He turned around and gave her his lopsided smile.
"Always."
"Then yes, yes I am."
A few hours later they found themselves at the Groovy Smoothie like planned. It always baffled Freddie how Sam could consume enough food for ten people per day and still have room for a smoothie or pie, sometimes both.
Everything had been fine; the five teens were enjoying themselves and their drink while laughing over nothing important. They had been discussing what they wanted to do while Melanie was in town, what movies they all wanted to see and let's not forget all the all girls' days she had planned. Manis and pedis, shopping trips, hair salon; she wanted to do it all. Now on a normal basis Sam would be groaning at the prospect of all these events but she wasn't completely a tom boy she was a few years ago, she actually enjoyed wearing heals as shocking as that is. Plus with Lexi coming with them everywhere it left no room available for Melanie to criticize Sam. She had upkeep her façade of perfection until she got to know Lexi better, after that all bets were off. Like they always say though, all good things must come to an end.
"So how are things with Carly?" Melanie asked out of nowhere. "Do you think we should invite her to go get her nails done with us? "Maybe Sam was wrong, maybe Melanie no longer had some of those standards.
The table was dead silent. Nick and Lexi kept looking at Sam and Freddie trying to gage their reactions. Freddie's eyes kept darting between the twin sisters fearing that the one would strangle the other. And Sam, well Sam was growing at her sister as she squeezed the shit out of her now empty smoothie cup, a feat Freddie was thankful for. Needless to say everyone was in a state of shock.
"No, I don't think Carly would want to get her nails done." Sam said surprisingly calm for someone who was ready to commit murder mere minutes ago.
"But she used to love getting them done with us." Sam chose not to respond she opted for going to get another smoothie.
"Mel seriously? What the fuck?" Freddie lashed out as soon as Sam was out of ear shot.
"What? It will be like old times."
"Don't play dumb, you know that can't happen."
"It can if you let Sam and Carly be friends again."
"What are you talking about?" No but seriously, what was she talking about? It's not like she was around and knew everything that went down.
"I talked to Carly while you and Sam went to lunch today and she told me how her and Sam weren't friends because you wouldn't allow it."
"Okay first of all, do you hear yourself? It what universe can I control Sam?"
"But Carly-"
"Is bitter that Sam won't forgive her."
Their conversation was cut off when Sam returned to the table with a large Strawberry Splat in her hand.
"Don't stop on my account."
"I was just asking your boyfriend why he won't let you talk to Carly."
Sam gave out a bellied laugh that took her a few minutes to control.
"Ow." She complained about the stitch in her side. "That was a good one Mel. Freddie controls me, HA! We all know I wear the pants."
"See, told you so." Was Freddie's immature response.
"Then why won't you talk to Carly?"
"I talked to her yesterday."
"She said you screamed at her."
"That's what I said. We talked."
"Well I'm sorry but Carly's my friend and your actions weren't necessary." Melanie said while turning her nose up at her sister.
"I'm your fucking sister! Your twin sister no less and you're going to side with Carly? Seriously, Melanie?"
"If you were right, I would side with you."
"How is what Carly did to me right?"
"You shouldn't have gone after what was hers and she wouldn't have acted the way she did."
"You have got to be shitting me right now."
"I know the truth hurts but sometimes you need to hear it."
"So you agree with everything Carly said?"
"Yea I do."
Sam just shook her head in disbelief as tears streamed down her face. She was really getting sick and fucking tired of crying, especially in public.
"Go fuck yourself." Was the last thing she said before she stormed out of the Groovy Smoothie.
"You're a real bitch ya know that Mel?" Freddie said before he got up to follow Sam.
Nick and Lexi looked at each other not knowing what to do or say. They knew it was pointless to go after Sam as long as she was with Freddie she didn't need them. But they also felt, mostly Lexi that someone had to correct Melanie and her obscene opinions on her sister.
"I get the feeling you have been very misinformed." Lexi pointed out calmly.
"What would you know?" Melanie shot back with a fiery attitude.
"I know that you just told your sister that she was nothing more than a useless, white trash, whore."
"WHAT?" Melanie exploded.
"You said you agreed with Carly, and that's the jist of everything Carly had been saying to Sam the past year."
".God." She sat there staring at Lexi in shock, that couldn't be right could it? Carly wouldn't say those things to Sam, right? What had she just done?
As Melanie sat with their two friends beating herself up, Freddie chased after a heartbroken Sam. He didn't have to run far she had gone straight to his car.
"Baby" he said as he walked up behind her. As soon as he was in reaching distance she threw herself into his arms sobbing.
"This shit is never going to end, is it?"
"Not from the looks of it, no."
"She's my sister for fuck's sake."
"I know."
"I'm never going to be fucking perfect like her and Carly. I'm always going to be the fucked up, tom boy who is always up to no good."
"First of all you haven't been that girl in almost a year and you proved to everybody in our school, faculty included, that you were more than that. Besides, those two are anything but perfect."
"Maybe to you." Freddie grasped her face between his hands so she was looking him in the eyes.
"Not just me. You have to stop berating yourself, I hate it. You Samantha Puckett are absolutely, 100 percent fucking perfect to me, okay? Carly and Melanie be damned. They're not half the person you are."
"You're just saying that because you have to." She mumbled.
"I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it." He kissed her forehead.
"Can we be done with this emotional rollercoaster? I just want to crawl into your bed and watch some stupid movie that will make us laugh till we pee."
"That's the best idea I've heard all day."
And that's exactly what they did.
All this drama is depressing me and making my head spin! But seeing as how I have many, many, many years' worth of my own drama that rivals this I have enough material to write a novel. There is going to most definitely be another confrontation with Melanie, I find her rude and extremely way out of line. As for Carly? Well I'm thinking we won't see her for a few chapters.
Love,
ladyy
