A/N: This is called 'bromsticks championship part 1' for no apparent reason; the story is completely disjointed already.

bromstiks championship

i wuz in da locka room. i wuz so nervus. i hadnt ben arond 2 pratise bcuz i wuz ded. Then why aren't you still dead?

i wuz lokin for ma bromstik. but i cudnt find it. den i turnd arund. it wuz... VADERMORT STEALING MI BROMSTIK!11111111 Oh no! Why don't you say 'bromstik' and maybe a new one will appear.

"haha" he sed "an gess wut. i killd evry bodi else on ur team! now ull nevr win!" Oh no!

"wut" i sed Turtle's a wee bit slow.

"thers no way ull beet us at bromstiks now" he sed "and then well kill u. hahaha" Why doesn't he kill him in the locker room? an then he flu off on ma bromstik.

"wut am i gonna do now" i sed

i wen on da feeld.

"waddiya doin turtle? da championship is about 2 bigin!1" sed hary potta Why isn't Harry dead? Isn't he on the team?

"i cant" i sed. "vadermort stole mah bromstik"

"DAT THEFFIN BIGNOSE CRACKA" sed hary potter Voldemort has no nose... There's a bunch of internet jokes on it.

"an he killd evry1 else on da teem1!" i sed

"WUT" sed hary " how r we gonna win now!" How indeed.

den we lookd ova.

"oh my god" we sed. da deth eattas had brot... DA KLU KLUX KLAN OH NOO

dey didnt hav bromstiks. but dey had guns a flammin cross an a rope. I hope no one gets burnt.

"hey look niggers!" sed 1. an dey all started to shot at us. Hey, look over there!

"deres way were gonna win now" sed hary potta. You're whole team is dead. The idea of a team sport is you NEED A TEAM.

den i got an idea. Oh, God.

"DRAGEN" i sed an a dragen apeerd. Yes! The dragon has returned!

i got on da dragens bak an me an hary went up into da air. Wow, awesome. Like Draco in Harry's dream. This guy could just be a really clever, mean troll/

we only had me and hary an we had to play aginst da deatheaters hufflpuff grifendoor an sliterin ALL AT DA SAME TIME. Why?

"GET DA NIGGERS" sed da klukluklan guy an dey all started to shot at us. I make this kill in the glory of the Chicken Lord!

"how can dey still see us!1" sed hary pottr ...You're on a dragon.

it wuz bcuz da ski wuz wit an we wuz da only blak guys on da feild. The sky is blue, idiot. AND YOU'RE ON A DRAGON!

"it is bcuz da ski is wit an we is da only blak guys on da feeld" i sed. Call the Redundant Department of Redundancy

vadermort lookd ova When did he arrive? "dis is da worst ting eva!1 how cud mi plan not hav workd!" Oh, the calamity!

den da dubledoor flu up an sed "let da game bgin. lets play fair" den da buza sounded. Lolwhut

So that was... *shudders*