Disclaimer: Alphonse Elric is extremly good lookin' as a human. Oh, and I don't own FMA...

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Riza ran up the stairs to the west wings. As she was running she was also glancing at some of the golden statues on the railing. Many of them appeared to be flowers like, roses, dandelions, daisies, and worst of all, PANSIES! Riza stopped in front of one of the golden PANSIES!

" What a pansy!" She commented. She then walked up to a large golden basket filled with large golden PANSIES!

" What a bunch of pansies! Pansies pansies pansies!" She exclaimed.

The rest of the journey up the stairs was boring, the golden statues, were now mostly all goblin things, and there were still many more stairs to climb.

Eventually, Riza got to the next floor. She looked around. Havoc was right. There was nothing but junk up here. She walked over to a ripped painting. It appeared to be a painting of some wierd bald guy, but it was hard to tell. Riza continued walking through the junky room. There were dozons of pie tins all over the place.

Riza moved a curtain out of the way. Then, she saw a very strange looking dandelion. The dandelion was standing straight up on its stem, and had an odd golden glow around its petals. There was also a dome thing over it. Riza frowned. This was most confusing.

Riza slowely removed the dome thing. She was about to pick up the dandelion and eat it when...

" HEY! YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!" a voice roared. Riza immedietly put the dome back on the flower and turned around. There stood the beast ( Roy). He looked very angry. Oh dear. Not good.

The beast ran over to Riza and pushed her out of the way. He then began to examine the flower. He turned around to face Riza.

" DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL YOU NOT TO COME UP HERE?" He roared. Riza was alarmed.

" Well, yeah, but normally I don't listen to people much. Like this one time when I was five, My mom told me to go to school and so I took out a pigeon and I-"

" SHUT UP!" Roy roared. Ha Ha. Another stupid alliteration..lol...

Riza sighed and started to leave.

" Fine Mr. Grumpypants, I'll leave you and your precious Dandelion alone." She said.

Roy stuck his tongue out at her. How mature.

Riza walked downstairs and looked at the clock. It was really late. She might as well go to sleep.

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Riza was having a strange dream about some wierd shortish guy with black hair and glasses. He claimed that his name was Niak and he really loved cats. How very odd.

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Riza woke up to a very odd sight. There was a red lizard thing standing on her and smiling. He was carrying a frying pan with eggs and bacon in it.

" It's bacon an' eggs an' it's happy to see ya!" The lizard exclaimed . Riza screamed as jumped in the air. The red lizard thing began to chase her around the room. Riza reached for her gun...But it wasn't there! Oh no! The lizard thing began to chase her around the room brandising the frying pan and...hey...what does brandishing mean anyways? oh well, I guess I shall never know.

Riza ran out of the room, and locked the Lizard in there. When she ran out, she almost stepped on Havoc, whom appeared to be ready to knock on her door. He looked at her for a second or two and then asked.

" So...Where's the fire?"

Riza quickly explained,

" There's a wierd lizard red, big, frying pan egg thing in my room and it's trying to hit me with a frying pan!" She yelled, her eyes slightly bugging out.

Havoc nodded. " I'll take care of this." he said. Havoc walked away and came back with a shotgun.

He walked into the room and shot the lizard. It fell over and died. Riza walked in. She looked at the lizard.

" It's tail is still twicting! ewww!" She exclaimed. Havoc frowned. and hopped onto a window sill.

" Pick it up, and throw it out the window." He demanded. Riza nodded and threw the lizard out the window. Havoc took aim, and fired his shotgun at it. A whole bunch of blood and stuff flew out of it. Havco shot at it again. A foot came off.

Meanwhile at Roy whom was looking out a window...

A lizard foot smacked aginst the window Roy was looking out.

" What the Hell?.!"

Back at Riza and Havoc...

" Well, it's dead now. Hopefully it won't come back to life as a zombie." Havoc said.

" WHAT?" Riza yelled, " ZOMBIE?"

Havoc nodded.

" Yeah, it happens alot. Hopefully not this time though." he said. Riza sighed and decided to not worry about zombies right now. So, she went downstairs to have some tasty breakfast!

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How'd you like it? I think it's a little longer than the other chapters...So.. please review and stuff!