Disclaimer: Not mine, and I have no goblins to steal it for me.

Be My Wife

"Didn't you say it's just a box? Just let him have it then." Jareth shot me a put upon look and I tried not to giggle. Honestly, I had never seen him this...frazzled, yes, that seemed the right word. Had to admit it was pretty funny watching him chase the goblin around the room though.

"Well then, why don't you just bog him?" The goblin immediately stopped in his tracks, shooting me a look that held equal parts betrayal and horror.

Jareth took immediate advantage, snatched the box away, opened it, turned to me and asked, "Be my wife?"