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Chapter 11: Chad on So Random! Again...

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. Except Chassity.

This one is going to be a short chapter. It's mainly in Chad's POV

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Sonny's POV

"Okay Randoms," Chad said as he entered. "Get ready to bask in the light of my Chad-ness." He popped his collar and glanced at everyone in the room.

"The only light we'll be basking in is the stage lights," I told him as I pushed the script into his chest angrily. "So how's about you put your pretty face on and get your butt ready for curtain time."

I had never snapped at anyone like that before, even Chad Dylan Cooper. But I guess Chad brings out the part of my life I never thought I'd had to use.

Chad shot me a cold glare and turned on his heel.

"Wow Sonny, he looked ready to pounce, you really got that boy gooooood," Tawni smiled as she placed her hands on her hips.

"What can I say? I guess I really have a way for words."

Nico and Grady applauded me and I chuckled softly.

"So, curtain time very soon," Tawni told me, arms now folded across her chest.

"Don't remind me," I muttered in a sudden mood change Tawni had a look of amusement on her face.

"I know I shouldn't say this or I might have to say goodbye to my face but," she paused with a smirk appearing on her face, "I cannot wait to be the first one to say 'I told you so' when you push Chassity into the crowd and kiss Chad yourself!"

I scowled, "I wouldn't push her into the crowd Tawni, I don't want to become like her," Tawni grabbed my arm.

"And what do you think of her?"

"A cheese bag."

"You mean girl," Tawni cried. "When you call her a cheese bag you're calling me a cheese bag!"

"..."

"I am like her as well; I'm a snob like her!"

I nodded, agreeing with her. "Yeah I know but you're Tawni," I explained, "I can handle you."

"Nice," she muttered silently.

I walked onto the set and waited for Chassity to come out from the changing rooms.

Chad walked up behind me and knocked into me, causing my broom I was holding to fly out of my hands. He looked at me and fake smiled, "Oh sorry Sonny," he said, "I didn't see you there."

"That's funny because we're standing in a vacant hallway with no one else around," I told him with a smirk.

"Other than me and you."

"No-duh," I scowled, "Well done. You could be the next Einstein!" I said sarcastically.

"At least I have brains!" He yelled loudly.

"Then why don't you use them!" I retorted.

"Why don't you admit you like me?"

"I will when you will!"

"So you're saying you like me?"

"Pfft," I pushed him away playfully, "I would never say that because I don't."

"Well I don't either," he said as he crossed his arms across his chest.

"Well good!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"So we're good?"

"Oh you so wish that we are good," Chad growled, dragging the o in so.

"I don't wish we are good because I don't care," I told him as I placed a hand on my hip.

"I don't either," Chad said back with just as much enthusiasm in his words that I used.

"I don't care more than you don't care."

"Oh yeah? You think you could not care more than I could not care? Because I'm fairly certain that I don't care more than you don't care and even more than you think you don't care but I know you actually do care!" I wasn't sure if that was a question or statement for a while there so I just scoffed in reply.

"Well I don't know what you just said but I am the one who doesn't care more than you," I smirked at him and he rolled his eyes.

He fake laughed and walked to the other side of me, "You think you're so cool, don't you?"

I glared, "Oh please, throw me a line here! Who's the one who checks himself out in the reflection of a spoon? You're so into yourself that you don't even see that maybe you're not as hot and cool as you think you are," he laughed at me and I rolled my eyes back at him.

"Who's the Tween Heartthrob around here? Who's the greatest actor of his generation? Who has awesome hair and a wicked smile? Who has billions of girls lining down the block for him and who stay up for 49 hours, in the pouring rain I might add, trying to get my autograph?"

I picked the broom up with the other hand and swung it at him quite hard, causing him to trip up and whack his head on the ground. He perched himself up on his elbow and rubbed his head.

He looked up at me and I bobbed down next to him, his eyes following mine. A tear rolled down my cheek, "It's all you," I answered him, "Well done superstar, again you got everything you've ever wanted. Including seeing Sonny Munroe cry her eyes out in front of you, I can't imagine how you are feeling right now."

"Pretty bad."

"I didn't ask," I informed him as more tears fell. "You know..." I started, "I knew a fan girl once, and she was obsessed with Chad Dylan Cooper." I said his name in a snobby way and he frowned. "She had posters from one side of her room to the other and all the seasons of Mackenzie Falls... that was until she found out what you were actually like; infuriating, intoxicating, idiotic, malicious, uncaring-"

Chad cut me off, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up a second here," he said as I rolled my eyes, "One, that fan girl you were talking about was so you, and two I am so not all of those things you just said!"

"Oh but you are," I growled, totally ignoring what he said about me being the fan girl, "But what I don't get is why you do something so sweet then cover it up with an insult or saying you didn't!"

"Do you want to know why?"

"Yes!"

"Well..." He shook his head, not wanting to continue.

"Chad!" I whined, raising my voice, "You can't say you're going to say something and don't say it!"

"I can and I did!"

I stomped my foot which made Chad smirk, "I hate you!" I yelled at him, stalking away in a huff. I had never told anyone I hated them until now.

I was steaming mad at Chad as I waltzed onto the set we were using for the stupid sketch that Marshall decided to write.

I sat down on a nearby prop toadstool and crossed my arms. You could almost see the steam escaping my ears.

"Sonny."

I turned around to face Tawni. "What?"

"Are you alright?" She asked. "I heard you and Chad... it sounded awful."

I shook my head, "I thought he was different." Tawni gave me an unsure look, "You guys always said how incredibly mean Chad was, but when I was around him he went all sweet. Then if others were with me he'd turn back to the dark side, I just want him to stay on the sweet side."

Tawni nodded as I spoke which made me smile a little, knowing that i could talk to someone about it. "Sonny, honey," she said, putting an arm around my shoulders, "Since Chassity came haven't you felt closer to Chad?"

"Well, yeah kind of."

"That's because you were so jealous of Chad and Chassity that you wanted him all to yourself, you just weren't aware you were braver than the Sonny that came to So Random in the first place," she smiled sincerely, "So, well done!"

"Let's say that Chassity is a goddess and you are an average student," Tawni began, I frowned at her and a smile grew on her face. "Would the greatest actor of his generation, AKA the annoying kiss-ass cheese bag known as Chad Dylan Cooper, choose the goddess or the student?"

"The goddess," I answered, "Because she's beautiful."

"Wrong!" Tawni yelled. "It depends on the type of person, Chad is not really known for choosing girls over appearances, he's known for choosing girls by their attitude. That's why he chose you."
"..."

"For example, you're really nice and sweet, and sunny. I guess Chad likes that in a girl," I nodded as she grabbed my shoulders and faced me in the direction where Chad was. "So go fix it."

"I should fix it?"

"You think so too?" She asked with a smirk, "Good, get going!"

"That was a question! Not a statement!"

"No further questions, please," Tawni said as she pushed me forward to him.

"That wasn't the question!"

"Blah, blah, blah," Tawni said, blocking my voice out. I rolled my eyes at her typical Tawni-ness behaviour. "Don't face me again until you and Chad have sorted this out!"

Suddenly I stood in front of Chad; he turned to me with a grimace. "Munroe," she spat.

"C-Chad," I stuttered.

"What do you want now? To say you hate me more perhaps?"

I shook my head, "I came to apologise," I told him, not looking into his eyes.

"Go on."

"I was silly and didn't mean to offend you in anyway," I told him and he nodded in agreement, "Clearly you are hurt that I hate you so much-"

"Hey," he cut in, "I am not hurt!"

I fake laughed.

"I'm not!" He defended himself. "And why do you care?"

"I don't care, haven't we been through this already?"

"I don't know or care," he spat.

"You are unbelievable!"

"You are more unbelievable!"

"I think you're wrong there," I told him, "No one is more unbelievable than you!"

"Other than you!"

"Oh my god!" I yelled. "I can't keep having the same conversation, Chad."

"Ditto!"

"Ditto? Really Chad, really?"

"Yes really!"

"Well... fine!"

"Fine!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"So we're good?"

"You wish!"

He groaned loudly and we stood there, face to face, merely inches away from the other's face. We tried to catch our breaths and he leant in towards me, I panicked.

I quickly dodged his incoming lips and he frowned, "Seriously?"

"Yes," I cried, "I do not want to kiss you like this!"

"Like what?"

I rubbed my throbbing head, "Chad..."

"..."

'Can the cast of So Random come to the set, including Chad Dylan Cooper and Chassity Hale?' A voice sounded over the intercom.

I went to walk off when Chad caught my arm, "Chad, let go."

"Tell me what you were going to say Sonny," he urged me.

"No!" I yelled.

I pulled out of his grip and walked to the curtain, peeking through at the crowd.

"We need to fix this Sonny," Chad walked up behind me.

I groaned loudly, "Get over it Chad!"

"Not until we're okay, so tell me what you were going to say, now."

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"I guess I just did!"

"You are so annoying!" I yelled at him.

"Guys, guys," Marshall said, coming up to us. "Keep it down, we have an audience out there so shoosh!"

I crossed my arms angrily across my chest as Marshall walked off. "By the way, you are just as annoying," Chad said.

"Oh please," I groaned.

"And you think I'm intoxicating," he laughed.

I went to walk off and he grabbed me again, "Let go of me Cooper!" I cried.

I shrugged him hands off me and Chassity walked up. "Ready?" She asked us.

We both kept a stern glare on each other until Chassity jumped in the middle of us, "I'm detecting some negative air. Did something happen?"

We shook our heads, "Nup."

"No," I said also.

"Alright then..." Chassity whispered to herself as she fixed her dress up.

Marshall appeared again and clapped his hands, "Get onto stage guys, the show's starting!"

Chad and I shot each other glances as we walked on stage side by side, Chassity looked confused.

'Are you ready to get So Random?' The voice boomed and the audience screamed, cheered and clapped.

(A/N: I am skipping most of the sketch because I cannot think of funny things at the moment. But believe me; I tried to write the sketch. It'll skip to Chad's last entrance... Well... You'll see I guess)

"Ladies," Chad sneered, walking onto the stage, "Thanks to Ella here we do not have the lamb slipper so we cannot see who gets to marry me."

I rolled my eyes.

"Nice going bird brain," Chassity growled.

"At least I don't look like Frankenstein with a bad nose job and a wart the size of Pluto planted on my face that could be mistaken as my own butt!" I yelled.

"Why did you destroy it? Destroy the chance to become something special to me? Destroy... us" Chad asked.

My eyes widened. "I didn't..." I whispered, loud enough so he could hear. "You did."

"How did i?" He asked as he moved closer.

"Guys," Chassity whispered to us, "Stick to the script!"

"You chose her over me, I knew you would I mean, look at her," I said, motioning to Chassity. "She's beautiful, and has been in many shows and movies and what am I?" I asked.

He didn't say anything, so I continued, "I am some chick that's on some show that is way over her head," I told him. "And I know it."

"Sonny- err," he paused, "Ella, please. You're so not just some chick. You're way more beautiful than her and you are just so sunny and nice."

I crossed my arms across my chest uncomfortably as he approached me slowly, "And I have been fighting with myself if I should tell you this or not but," he cleared his throat, "Sonny-"

"Ella," I corrected quickly.

"Right," he smiled, "Ella, I love you."

I smiled widely, "I love you too."

The audience cheered and clapped as Chad grabbed me in a kiss. He had his arms hooked around my waist and I hopelessly moved my hands through his blonde hair absentmindedly.

Chassity cleared her throat loudly and we pulled away slowly.

The audience was crazy, jumping up and down on the seats and screaming. I was screaming too, in my heart.

Chad grabbed my hand and we bowed, smiling brightly. Chassity threw her hands up and stalked off stage angrily.

'But can you feel this magic in the air?
It must have been the way you kissed me
Fell in love when I saw you standing there
It must have been the way
Today was a fairytale
It must have been the way
Today was a fairytale'

Taylor Swift

Today Was a Fairytale

A lot of fights and mood swings in this chapter, right?

WHO'S PSYCHED ABOUT FALLING FOR THE FALLS! I AM!

Pretty please review. I'm pretty sure these are the last few chapters I'm going to do of the story. But then I thought how about Chassity comes back for revenge? I promise that if I do a sequel it won't be as confusing as this story was.

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