So, first it was hellhounds, then a scientist who stole your guns, then monkeys who stole your perks, then George A. Romero, THEN a zombie filled with napalm and a screecher zombie, and then an astronaut. And now, there are clowns. Enjoy!

Nikolai

The Russian sipped his vodka and said, "Stupid clowns." He was scanning around the haunted house area for those zombies, with no success.

"This is bullshit!" he yelled. Two things were pissing him off. One, he hadn't found a fricking clown in ten minutes. Second, the box had disappeared and no one had found.

Nikolai took a swig and said, "Stupid box, giving me shit and leaving. Just like 2nd wife."

Nikolai sat down on a table and said, "I'll just wait for the power to come on. Then I'll get a few drinks. Probably Juggernog. Maybe I'll try White Lightning. Interesting idea."

A loud squeaking noise stopped his random thoughts. He stood up and raised the LAW. The clown that had appeared had blue hair and yellow clothes. It was easily ten feet from him and standing still.

"Boom" whispered Nikolai before firing the rocket. It caught the clown in the jaw and separated its head from its body.

Nikolai smiled and said, "I hope that hurt!"

Richtofen

Richtofen hummed a song to himself as he waved the rifle in air. "Eenie meenie miney moe, I shall smack you like a hoe." He chuckled and leaned on a post.

His job was to patrol the fake rock valley, and he hadn't found a single clown, or the box. He finally gave up and decided to snipe them out.

He crouched down and looked around. No sign of any electric clown zombies. And they thought he was crazy.

He looked around and said Nikolai lying on a bench, napping. No surprise there. Dempsey was trying to look tough, holding his crossbow in the typical Yankee way. Takeo was walking in the carousel, Python and katana in either hand.

He scanned the area again. Still nothing. But he heard something through the voices. It sounded like breathing. Not his breathing, a deep, irregular one.

He removed his eye from the scope and thought back to his SS training. His instructor had once told him during an assault exercise "If there iz no enemy to your left, or your right, or directly in front of you, zhen he most certainly behind you."

Richtofen stood and turned. He raised the rifle and brought it down. The clown, which he knew was there, grabbed the rifle and stopped its descent. It roared and got in Richtofen's face. "Don't mess up your makeup" Richtofen said shoving it away. He fired from the hip and nailed a round into its jaw.

It charged forward and grabbed Richtofen. Instead of stopping, it kept going and charged through the platform.

Richtofen knew he was only twenty feet off the ground, but that was still high enough to break bones. He grabbed the clown and turned it around, so the clown was closet to the ground. It roared and tried to biter him. He yelled "Nien!" and broke its cheek. Then they hit.

The landing sent concussions racing through Richtofen's body and made his vision blur. Very erotic to him.

The zombie though, had caved inward. Its rib cage had collapsed and it had made a mess of its internal organs. Its arms broke and released Richtofen.

The doctor stood up and brushed himself off. Bits of bone and gore were plastered to his uniform. The average person would've been disgusted, but Richtofen just considered it spilling his dinner.

Richtofen looked at the clown and yelled, "I drink your pain!"

Dempsey

The American stopped and listened. He had heard something. Kinda sounded like breaking wood.

He shrugged and kept walking. He was back at the Renaissance Rome area, patrolling. Nothing.

He sat at the steps of the Parthenon and lied down. He could seriously use a 5 Hour Energy.

Dempsey heard a squeaking noise and sat up. Where was it?"

He smiled and moved in a crouch. Time for a hunt. He walked slowly off the steps and the noise got louder. Getting warmer.

He stopped at a street corner and looked quickly around it. Clear. He crept forward and peered around another.

There it was. Its hair was mustard yellow and its skin was gray. Its clothes were shredded and sparks flashed all around it.

Dempsey settled and aimed the crossbow at the base of the neck. A hit there would cause instant severing of the spinal cord and decapitation from the explosion.

He took the shit and missed by an inch. It hit, but struck lower. It exploded and opened a hole in the chest cavity, but it still stood.

Dempsey swore and pulled out his Stakeout. He fired a shell and nailed it in the knee. A crippling wound

The thing turned and limped quickly to him.

Dempsey shot out the other knee and sent it to its knees. He kicked it in the face and sent it to the ground.

He pumped the action and aimed it at the clown's face. "Mother less flesh addict" he muttered before spreading its brains all over the sidewalk.

Takeo

The samurai examined the Double Tap machine. Still no power. He hit the machine in frustration and walked out of the carousel.

He went over to a stand and picked up what passed for food in America. A corndog.

He took a bite and shrugged. He had eaten worse. Takeo bit off the rest and threw the stick away. Amazing what these Americans eat.

He stopped when he was his opponent. A clown. It stood, waiting for him to move. Its clown clothes were in ruins and stained. His skin was mostly missing and electricity flowed over him.

Takeo swallowed and bowed. "May you die honorably" The clown roared and Takeo raised the katana. It charged ahead with its arms out, ready to grab him.

The thing got within three feet of him when Takeo crouched and swung the katana. The steel sliced through the organs and spine like butter.

Takeo stood and looked down. Two halves of the clown lay at his feet, with the assorted blood and guts. The upper half, amazingly, was still alive, flailing its arms around and trying to grab him.

Takeo brought the sword through its head and said, "My legs are not honor-less clown!"

Then suddenly, all the lights came back on. The carousel started spinning and playing music. He saw the enormous Ferris Wheel light up and the Tunnel of Love come on.

Takeo smiled and started walking to the first room. "Time for a taste of home" he muttered.

Awesome right? I'll be sure to update ASAP. Bye!