Prompt - Dog
Disclaimer: I own two dogs. But no rights to the sparkly vampies.
I'd seen prettier dogs than her.
No, seriously, I had.
Couldn't say the same for seeing uglier dogs.
Yeesh.
I'd thought I'd seen ugly before.
But no.
I'd never truly seen ugly.
Until she showed up my doorstep.
Holy mother of cherubs.
She gave a whole meaning to the term butt-ugly.
Hell, even her butt was ugly!
I wish I could say I was joking.
The sad and depressing and really really unfortunate truth was that I wasn't.
Joking.
At all.
She was offending-ly ugly.
Like, really.
Ew.
And I was expected to go out with her.
Fuck.
My.
Life.
