Hiya, pals! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Final exams are coming up, I got pre-reqs for CCB to do, and I started Driver's Ed last week. Ugh. I'm tired just thinking about all of that!

Anyway, lately my mind has been a fountain of ideas for one-shots and a few multi-chapter stories. I find this ironic, because this is a time where I have very little writing time. However, a current event that is sweeping the planet…no, vacuuming the planet inspired me to write another story full of BB and Cy shenanigans; with Rae caught in the middle of it. Enjoy!

I don't own Robin's mask, Starfire's weird eyebrows, Cyborg's sonic cannon, Raven's cloak, BB's elf ears, or really anything that has to do with the Teen Titans, except for this story.

Beast Boy and Cyborg in…

"Beast Boy has the WHAT?!"

Beast Boy woke up feeling like he had just got off a plane after circling the globe five times. His head hurt like crazy, his mouth and throat was dry, and his pillow was soaked in drool because he had to sleep with his mouth open due to the snot-plug in his nose.

The young hero groaned as he sat up and slowly got dressed and ready for what he could tell would be a very long day. He brushed his teeth and showered, though it didn't help his sinuses as much as he'd hoped, and stumbled towards the common room to get something to eat, despite the incredible feeling of nausea settling in his stomach.

The common room doors swished open to reveal Beast Boy's best friend, Cyborg, making a huge breakfast of waffles, eggs, and bacon. Beast Boy shuddered, whether it was because of his cold or the sight and smell of cooked meat, he'll never know, and went to get a glass of soy milk.

Cyborg turned to find his green pal looking even greener than usual. He was slumped over, is hair was a mess, and he sniffled every few seconds. The half-robot had never seen him like this.

"Hey, B," he said. "You okay?"

The sick green hero looked up. "Dude, do I look ok-a-a-A-CHOO!" The hero sneezed, and he turned into a green pig.

Cyborg looked down at the animal, chuckling to himself at how funny it is that Beast Boy morphs when he sneezes. However, his smile fell when he heard the pig sneeze, and nothing happened.

The pig's eyes and Cyborg's eyes widened. "BB?" the half-robot asked nervously. "Why are you still a pig?"

Beast Boy tried to tell him, but he just squealed, so he shook his head, snorting the way pigs do. Cyborg was still a little worried, but knowing that his friend was still in there offered him comfort, and he allowed himself to release a chuckle.

"Come on, B," he said. "Let's go find Rae and tell her I've got fresh bacon-I mean ask her to fix you." The pigs squealed in annoyance but started heading for the common room door.

The two heroes walked down the hall in silence. Every few minutes the pig would sneeze, and would release a squeal-slash-snort sound, making Cyborg laugh nervously.

They knocked on Raven's door, and she opened it halfway, an annoyed look on her face. "Why are you here? And why is Beast Boy a pig?" she asked grumpily.

"Uh, BB sneezed and turned into this pig," Cyborg explained, Beast Boy nodding his head the whole time. "And he has sneezed since then, but he hasn't changed at all."

Raven's face curled up into a look of deep thought. She stood in silence for a few moments, until something totally surprising happened. Slowly, her face curled into a smile and she began to laugh, causing the bookshelves behind her to shake.

She leaned on the half-robot for support as he and the green pig's jaws hit the floor. Secretly, Beast Boy was partying in his mind. He got Raven to laugh! Sure, he'd rather it be at one of his jokes than under these circumstances, but he took what he could get.

"What's so funny?" Cyborg asked when Raven's laughing slowed down a bit. She wiped her face clean of tears and giggled.

"Isn't it obvious?" she asked incredulously. "Beast Boy has the Swine Flu."

Cyborg just stared at her. "No, seriously, Rae, what does he have?" he said seriously.

Raven's demeanor became stoic in an instant. "How would you treat any other sickness?" she answered. "Just give him some Vick's or something and he'll be fine in a day or two." She then giggled again. "Ha, Swine Flu," she mumbled, shaking her head. Then, she closed the door and returned to the dark recesses of her room.

"Come on, B," Cyborg said. "We've got to go to the med bay for your medicine, and we have to find a way to explain this to Robin when he gets back from his date."

The green pig snorted his agreement and followed his metallic friend. The next few days are going to suck, dude, Beast Boy thought as tempting thoughts of rolling in mud ran through his mind. Really suck.

THE END

Yeah, BB got the Swine Flu. It just goes to show you it could happen to even the most super of us. I bet he regrets suggesting the vacation to Mexico now, huh.

Well, I hope you liked it! I got the idea when a friend of mine made a joke about how people were turning into pigs because of this illness.

PLEASE REVIEW! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, PLEASE!