Elijah learns slang. Kind of a crack fic? I just had this idea for ages. There is Klaroline so it does count, I hope. It's REALLY short, so sorry :P
It's a sunny day when Elijah learns of this thing called Twitter. He stumbles upon it by accident, in an attempt to try to keep up with the times. Its system of only two-hundred and eighty characters intrigued him and presented a sort of challenge. He creates a private account and follows what was recommended. One of them was an account called "Dory".
There was a reason Elijah had stayed away from the internet. Being an Original came with a lot of responsibilities, and that made him unable to delve into the wonder that was called the internet. He wishes he had been using it since it was invented since it seems to have developed a language of its own.
Using his twitter account, he slowly found out the meanings of words. His favourite was "Extra". He felt like it described his life perfectly.
A few months had passed, and he felt like he was proficient enough in internet slang to test it out in real life. He just needed an opportunity.
"Caroline, I will do what I must for your safety," Klaus barked out, using his tried and true death glare that made any man bend to his will.
Good thing Caroline was a woman.
"No, you won't if what you do restricts my freedom!" She yelled back.
"What do you mean restrict? You can do everything you have done before -"
"Except that someone's watching me -"
"And I have never told you to do anything against your will!"
This screaming match continued and, to be honest, it was doing Elijah's head in. Kol watched amusedly, head flicking back and forth between the two as if it were a tennis match. Rebekah was out with her newest beau, so fortunately she was saved from enduring this.
Having quite enough, Elijah stood and abruptly cleared his throat. All screaming ceased as everyone turned to look at him.
"Caroline. Klaus. You two are being so…" A smug look adorned his face, and he grinned widely. Klaus would never admit it, but at this moment, he was worried. He had only seen that expression once before, and it ended with a town in flames.
Decades seemed to pass by, but finally, Elijah seemed satisfied with the tension.
"Extra."
You could hear a pin drop. Klaus looked confused and a little offended, while Caroline started cracking up, laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes. Kol was gobsmacked. As the youngest in terms of actual years alive, he thought he was the internet connoisseur.
He was wrong.
Elijah was king.
Should I do more crack fics? Leave a review :D
