Title: Discordant Harmony

Chapter Eleven: And The Safety Word Is?


'This is nice...'

That was Raito's first thought as he began to enter the world of awareness. Lingering dreams poured from his mind as Raito attempted to clutch onto the pleasant thoughts.

'Hmm...' Raito hummed to himself as he buried himself deeper within his haven of multiple pillows. A warmth radiated from beside the young man, making him twitch slightly in his light sleep. He snuggled in deeper, wishing the thoughts would stop rapidly running through his mind so he could just fall back to sleep, his muddled mind unwittingly filling itself with a sudden groggy attachment to the world around the young man. Something was wrong, but Raito just couldn't put his finger on it...

'Well, here's a thought: Since when do your pillows breathe, you idiot?'

And blissful ignorance really couldn't last forever.

The 23-year-old's chestnut brown eyes snapped open as he cautiously turned to his right and looked at his fantastically live pillow, only to be faced with wide ebony eyes and a somewhat perverted grin.

"HOLY FUCK!"

Today was not heading off to a good start so far for poor Yagami Raito.

Raito almost jumped out of the bed, but quickly stopped himself for two reasons.

1. The creepy smile on the mega-pervert's face said that was exactly what he wanted him to do.

2. Adjacent to reason number 1: He was fucking NAKED!

Eye Twitch of Ominous DEATH!

"Ryuuzaki..." Raito began calmly, trying to regulate his breathing so that he didn't have a sudden panic attack. "Why are you in my bed... staring at me like I'm a piece of meat... most likely naked? And most importantly, above all else... WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS?!"

So much for not having a panic attack.

Good bye good health, hello high blood pressure!

"Those are very good questions, Raito-kun..." Ryuuzaki tilted his head in a cute manner, and purposely bared a bit of his naked shoulder to the spazzing artist. "Do you not remember what happened the night before?"

Raito blinked.

"Uh..."

Ryuuzaki pouted.

"Raito-kun does not remember the beautiful evening we had?!"

Raito blinked again.

Ryuuzaki sniffled dramatically... though Raito suspected that was just his way of trying to make him feel guilty in some way.

Too bad guilty looks didn't coincide with naked perverts lying on the exasperated artist's bed.

"Well, if Raito-kun does not remember, I suppose we will have to create new memories to take it's place." Ryuuzaki's eyes gleamed predatorily at Raito, a light sweat forming on the back of his neck. Bare thighs came in contact with each other as Raito's eyes widened to the point of falling out, both of their faces merely millimeters apart.

And that is when rational thought finally entered Raito's brain from it's slightly long hiatus. Suppressed images began to pop up in the young man's memory banks, giving him glimpses into the night before...

"HOLD ON ONE FLIPPING SECOND!" Raito panickedly pushed the other man off of him, sending the creepy pervert spiraling over the other side of the bed and onto the hardwood floor.

Raito winced at the sound.

"... ... ... Ow."

The artist thought back on the night before, trying desperately to grasp onto to the foggy memories that seemed buried beneath the muddled vestiges of his mind.

'Oh, this should be fun...'

Raito sweat dropped.


"Does Raito-kun have anything to drink?" Ryuuzaki asked the tranquil 23 year old who's head lay on his lap. Both were staring at the television, watching the 10:00 p.m. news broadcast. It had been a couple hours since Misa's departure, and things had settled down magnificently between the two men.

"Yeah. I have Orange Juice, bottled water, milk or diet soda." Raito ignored the cringe Ryuuzaki sent his way at the mention of sugarless soda. "What would you like?"

'Is you, naked on the floor while I bang you continuously, an option?'

"... I was thinking something a bit more adult, if Raito-kun doesn't mind." Raito blinked lazily, rubbing the sleepiness out of his eyes as he got off of Ryuuzaki's lap. "I think I have some wine. Would you like some of that?"

Ryuuzaki nodded without hesitation.

Raito walked into his kitchen, slightly worried about Ryuuzaki's strange demeanor, but shrugging it off. The young man grabbed two wine glasses along with the bottle itself and walked back into the living room, no noticing the smirk that lay on the thin man's face. He poured the wine into both glasses and handed one to Ryuuzaki while keeping one for himself.

"To tomorrow morning?"

Raito gave Ryuuzaki a strange look before clinking glasses with the bizarre gentleman. "I... guess?"

The 23 year old did not like that look on Ryuuzaki's face at all.

'Oh god, he's sexing me up with his eyes... again!" The young man shivered, a foreboding feeling crawling up his spine.

'Why do I feel like I just walked into an over sized bear trap?'

Several, Several Drinks Later...

"Raito-kun is officially drunk."

"Am (hic) not!"

"Then why is Raito-kun attempting to stand on his head?"

"Because it's (hic) fun?"

"... ... ... I think Raito-kun has had a little too much to drink."

"Noooooooooo..."

"Let us take you to bed, Raito-kun."

Smirk.

"So you can have your wicked way with me?"

"No, so that Raito-kun may rest."

"But-"

"Please, Raito-kun, you need your-"

Pull.

Throw.

"Raito-kun, please put your shirt back on."

"Ne-(hic)-ver!"

Sigh.

"Raito-kun."

Tug.

Pull.

Strip.

O.O

"Look, Ryuuzaki! NO PANTS! WHEE!"

O.O

O.O

O.O

O.O

"Why, oh why, must Raito-kun do this to me while he is inebriated?"

"Tee hee. (hic)"

Fist clench.

"Please, Raito-kun, stop dancing like that."

"I think (hic) Ryuu-chan looks better without pants, too! (hic)"

"Gah!"

Tug.

Tug.

Pull.

"And there goes my shirt."

"(giggle) (hic)"

Tug.

Tug.

"Raito-kun, please restrain yourself."

"Aw... isn't this what Ryuuzaki wants?"

Sigh... again. "Not like this, Raito-kun."

"Please..."

Tug.

Tug.

Pull.

O.O;;;

XD

"Wow... I'd almost forgotten how hung you (hic) are."

"Indeed."

"Hm... I don't think (hic) I'll be forgetting any time soon."

"Is Raito-kun satisfied now?"

"No."

Triple Super Fantastic Sigh.

"Ryuuzaki?"

"Yes, Raito-kun?"

"I think I like you... a lot."

"Thank you, Raito-kun. I like you as well."

"Ryuuzaki?"

"Yes, Raito-kun?"

"I think I'm going to kiss you now."

"Raito-kun is not in his right mind at the moment."

"But I want tooooooo."

"Now he is sounding like an idiot. Therefore we should not proceed."

"But, Ryuuzaki..."

Innocently Cute Pout of DOOM!

"... ... ... one kiss."

"Yay!"

GLOMP!

"Err..."

"This feels nice! (hic)"

"Yes, it does."

"Now, about Ryuu-chan's kiss..."

A hand lightly stroked L's face as Raito leaned forward, barely centimeters away from the other's face. Raito then shifted slightly, L groaning as their two naked sexes rubbed against each other unintentionally. Innocent mocha eyes twinkled as L grabbed the man's hips and panted for a moment, not being able to contain himself from the look on the other man's face.

'Even when he's drunk the boy's still damn sexy!'

Raito was really too hot for his own good.

Lips then gently pressed against his own as Raito's hand began to mysteriously trail down from L's pale chest, a shivering raking down the older man's body as he did so.

Oh, if only L had been paying more attention to the rambuctious hand and what it was about to do.

Soft fingers lightly caressed L's erection, making the man stiffen (in more ways than one) in shock. The hand firmly gripped the hard rod, slowly beginning to pump the man's almost painfully hard shaft.

L was liking Raito drunk.

The anonymous artist let one hand leave Raito's side, delving it into the locks of hair surrounding Raito's flushed face as he pulled his head even closer to his own. L flipped them both over, dominating the kiss completely. Gasps escaped the younger man's otherwise preoccupied mouth as L began to reach out and grab hold of Raito's own hardening member, when a breathless moan stopped him in his tracks.

"Ryuuzaki..."

Something in the older man deflated at the otherwise sexy groan.

'But...' a small voice whispered pleadingly in L's head. 'He's WILLING! And... and...'

L sighed.

Nothing was worse than your lover calling out another's name while doing the deed... even if he didn't know otherwise.

He pushed Raito's hand away from his member and pulled both Raito and himself up from off the floor, ignoring the lethal pout on the other's face.

It was time for bed.


"You..." Raito's pink cheeks flushed even more as he remembered the events from the night before. "I..."

Ryuuzaki leaned back onto the mattress, watching the younger man try to assimilate the memories from the night before.

Raito was so cute when he was embarrassed.

"Why..." Raito buried himself in the sheets, refusing to look at Ryuuzaki's face. "Did you stop?"

The older man's smirk completely fell off his face.

"I would never take advantage of Raito-kun while he was drunk."

The look on the younger artist's face could cut through steel.

"Really now?"

"Of course. That would be disrespectful. Besides, it is not my fault Raito-kun cannot hold his liquor. Especially wine of all things." Raito's blush intensified, making his cheeks look like radiated candles. "Now, are we going to continue what we started last night, or is Raito-kun going to pull his 'prude' act. Because from those items I found in Rai-chan's closet, I can definitely say it's an act."

The pervy grin returns with a vengeance!

"And what the hell were you doing in my closet?!" Raito exclaimed. Ryuuzaki blinked.

"Looking through your things. Why else would I go into Raito-kun's closet?"

THUMP!

Raito sighed as he felt the bump form from behind his head, the headboard behind him shaking from the sudden impact.

"Raito-kun sure does hurt himself a lot." Ryuuzaki hummed out as he leaned forward, hand creeping out from underneath the covers. "Perhaps he requires first aid?"

Raito felt his eye twitch once more. "Ryuuzaki, get your hand of my thigh. I hit my head, not my crotch."

"But Raito-kun..." The dark-haired man pouted indignantly.

"No... not until you tell me why you really couldn't go through with what you did the night before." Raito's eyes narrowed as Ryuuzaki shirked his hand away from his blanketed skin, a pensieve look overcoming his face. "Why, indeed..."

"I suppose," Ryuuzaki began suddenly, "That it is better to tell you now than later. I believe if we wish to get anywhere, this bit of information would be hard to hide."

Raito's eye brow quirked up.

"Raito-kun does not know a lot about me, except for small things that I have deemed worthy for him to know." Ryuuzaki leaned forward, Raito's anticipation getting the best of him as he waited for the man to continue. Neither the door silently open, a pair of wide sepia eyes peeking in on it's occupants. "But this, I shall tell him now, and hopefully he shall believe me. The reason I could not take advantage of Raito, is because I could not become intimate with him until I disclosed with him my true identi-"

"RAI-CHAN!!"

SISTERLY GLOMP!

"GAH!"

"Wha-?"

"You finally got some action! CONGRATULATIONS!"

Sweat drop.

"Sayu... how the hell did you get in?" Sayu smiled, jumping off the uncomfortable (and still naked) man and holding up a pair of keys in front of Raito's face. "I made a copy yesterday after I left! Now, I can come and see onii-chan anytime I want! Aren't you excited?"

Double sweat drop.

"Oh, joy of joys..."

"But enough of that! You two did the deed! You finally got rid of some sexual tension! You both cha-cha-cha'd all night long! You-"

"Ok, Sayu? Shut the hell up."

"But-!"

"Really. Just... shut the hell up."

Sayu pouted as Ryuuzaki simply stared at the girl with wide eyes. "I am afraid that Sayu-chan is incorrect."

"EHHHHHHHHHHH!?" The inhuman shriek almost brought the apartment building down as Raito winced in discomfort.

Why Ryuuzaki had to go and tell his little sister that, Raito didn't want to know.

"We did not do the 'deed,' nor did we 'cha-cha-cha.'"

"But I basically handed him to you on a silver platter, Ryuuzaki-san! Oh no... now I have to think of a new scheme to get my brother some lovin'! Do you realize how difficult it is to trick this guy sometimes? It's almost as if he DOESN'T want to get laid!"

"HEY!"

"I'm sure we will do better next time, Sayu-chan."

"Yeah..."

"I AM STILL RIGHT HERE, YA KNOW!"

"But... if you two didn't have sex... why are you both...?"

"Hmmm... that's a good question, Sayu-chan. Would you like to know about how we passed the night?"

"Are you retarded?! OF COURSE!" Sayu jumped on the bed, both her and Ryuuzaki looking as if they were at a slumber party and ready to confide all the sordid details of their sex lives to one another.

"Ryuuzaki, if you tell her anything about what we did, I can most definitely guaran-damn-tee you will never get any sex of any kind from me... EVER!"

"... ... ...Party pooper."

"I concur."

Raito sighed painfully.

"Oh this day just cannot get any worse..."

"Fergalicious! (So delicious) But I ain't promiscuous, and if you was suspicious; All that shit is fictitious!"

SUPER THUNK!

"I blow kisses! (mmmwwahhh) That puts them boys on rock, rock, and they be line'n down the block just to watch what I got- (four, tres, two, uno)"

Sayu's giggling and Ryuuzaki's muffled chuckles were not helping his bruised ass and ego.

"I hate you all."

"So delicious! (It's hot, hot) So delicious! (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious! (they wanna slice of what I got) Fergalicious! (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)"


Disclaimer: Nope, don't own "Fergalicious" by Fegie. I wonder if she thinks she's clever? Oh, I hope not...

Did anyone notice that L is his own worst cock blocker? Lol! He has no one to blame but himself this time. Next chapter shall be da bomb... and no, I don't mean literally. Reviews, anybody care to leave any reviews? XD