A/N: Hello my readers and fans, sorry it has taken a while to write another chapter. Also I promise that this chapter will be funny and not another tear jerker like last time. Side notes: Ryo is 8 months pregnant and is using a scooter to get around because he has to stay off his feet. Bikky is 15 and Carol is 18. Ryo's maternity leave begins next month; he is at the Juvenile Division in order to keep from doing anything too stressful. Ryo has actually been getting a lot of attention from the press which is making things stressful for him.

Disclaimer: We do not own the main characters but the situation is our masterpiece.

Chapter 11

"Look at this!" Ryo screams as he holds up the morning paper. Dee looks up at Ryo as he drinks his coffee at the kitchen table. "The New York Times has labeled me the 9th wonder of the world. My life is over as we know it. I'm going to lose my job, friends, dignity, and I won't be able to show my face outside this apartment again," Ryo rants as he shakes the paper in Dee's face. Dee stares at Ryo with an exasperated face because he did not know where Ryo was going with this. "Damn!" Dee exclaims as he spills his hot coffee on his hand. He puts down his mug and takes the paper from Ryo and shakes his head. "The bastards! Now my life is over," Ryo continues to rave as he paces the kitchen floor. "Ryo sit down on your scooter. You know the doctor ordered you to keep off your feet as much as possible," Dee states. "No! I will not sit down. I hate using that thing. It makes me look weak and incompetent," Ryo says. "Please. You're too big to be walking around," Dee pleads as he stands to help Ryo. "Oh so you think I'm fat now? You asshole! No wonder Bikky hated you so much because you're inconsiderate," Ryo shouts. "That's not what I meant and you know it," Dee retorts. "You don't think I'm attractive now that I'm big as a beach ball, do you? You heartless bastard! I can't believe I fell for you and your bullshit. The least you can do is be sympathetic. This is all your fault," Ryo states as he continues pacing the floor. Dee slams the paper on the table and yells, "That's it. I don't like what they wrote anymore than you do but I can't change what they did. I can only protect you from anyone who would hurt you or try to debase you. As for me still being attracted to you; you know I am. I love you so much that I get jealous when other people look at you. I love you and you know what? We're getting married. I have been trying to find the right time to ask you since the penguin suggested it. She says we can use the church and she will do the ceremony." Ryo is so stunned that he sits down on his scooter. "We can have the church in two weeks. All we have to do is find a place for the reception, a caterer, a band, and a tux for you. But we are getting married. That is my final decision. I got to get ready for work," Dee states as he walks out of the kitchen towards the bedroom. "You can't just blurt that out and leave. We have to talk about this." Ryo retorts as he follows Dee with his scooter. "There is nothing to talk about. We are getting married and there is nothing you can say or do to change my mind about this. I'm just surprised I waited this long," Dee says. "That's not the point Dee. What if I don't want to get married? Huh? You can't just say we are getting married without asking me first," Ryo argues. "Oh yes I can. I've been waiting for 4 months for the perfect moment but you never gave it to me. So I'm making the decision for you," Dee explains. "4 months? What took you so long?" Ryo shrieks. Dee just shakes his head and finishes getting ready. "You're impossible," Dee mumbles. "What was that? Who do you think you are? I'm not doing it. Do you know how much a tux will cost just to fit my fat ass? No!" Ryo shouts. "Sorry but there are no ifs, ands, or butts about this. I'm the man who loves you enough to marry you. I would marry you even if you weren't pregnant. Which I think makes you look so beautiful. I can't wait to meet my children. I love them and you so much that sometimes I don't get enough sleep with worry. I don't care about the paper because no one but me is allowed to have you. Besides my maternity leave starts next month and I will be here to help you with anything you need. I just need this first, please. You can come in sweats if you want but I want this to be perfect." Dee pleads with Ryo. –Sniff-. "That's so sweet. But I'm…" Ryo starts. "Aaant…Aaaa," Dee says when Ryo tries to argue. Ryo folds his arms across his chest and states, "Fine." Dee smiles and kisses Ryo on the forehead while he says, "Great. Then it's settled. Now I got to go to work." Dee then walks out to go to work for the day. Ryo works 4 days a week and today was one of his days off. Ryo checked his calendar and 2 weeks from today was August 20th and he just happened to have that day and the next one off. Dee called at lunch to tell him what Ryo needed to do to get it ready for the wedding. Dee said he would tell the people at work that would be invited like the homicide division detectives, Ryo's Brigade, and the SWAT team. Dee also said he was going to find a caterer as long as Ryo found a band and got a tux. Dee called on his next break to say they were going on a taste test in 2 days to test the cake. King's House Chinese Restaurant was catering the reception. Ryo made his calls and was going to audition bands the day after the taste testing to determine who was best for the reception. He made sure to audition only those bands that could play on the 20th. Ryo went to his favorite boutique to see if they made tuxedoes; luckily for him they did and they took his measurements to order his tux so it would be there in a week. That way if it needs to be amended it could be the next week before the wedding. The Ryo Brigade always makes sure one of their officers is off to escort Ryo around so he will not be bothered by paparazzi. Berkley and Diana who were at the precinct said they would pay for the reception hall as a wedding gift. Ryo was able to book the hall at the Plaza Hotel for the reception. Dee and Ryo asked Bikky and Carol to be their Best man and Maid of Honor. Carol went with Ryo to find a dress for the wedding, while Bikky went to the tuxedo shop to rent a tux. 3 days later Ryo had booked The Knight Band for entertainment since they were a karaoke band. Dee and Ryo chose a marble cake with green and black butter crème frosting with little hand cuffs and guns on them made out of candy. The cake was 3 square tiers. They chose 2 police officers standing together as a topper for the cake. Everything was set for the big day all they had to do was wait. All their friends and family kept calling with congratulations but they were also getting calls from reporters asking if it is true and if they can get a quote. One reporter called to yell at them for desecrating the marriage contract. Ryo's aunt was happy he found happiness in his life but some of his uptight family did not care because they thought of his parents as criminals. His aunt made sure to keep them from ruining the moment by not inviting them.

Finally the day has arrived and Ryo is nervous about the wedding, while Dee can't contain his excitement. Ryo does not have a bouquet but a different colored rose in his lapel than Dee. Ryo is wearing a white tux and Dee is wearing a black tux. Bikky is wearing a black tux, while Carol is wearing a crimson dress with no back. Carol is helping Ryo getting ready for the ride down the aisle because of his scooter. "Could you zip me up please?" Carol asks Ryo. "Sure, you look great in that dress," Ryo states. "Thank you," Carol retorts. "Thank you for being my maid of honor too," Ryo gushes. Carol smiles and hugs Ryo while asking, "Are you ready?" "As I'll ever be," Ryo says. Bikky is also getting Dee ready as well as trying to tie his tie. "Could you help me with this stupid thing?" Bikky asks. "Yeah, you're doing it wrong anyway," Dee says as he helps Bikky tie his tie. "Shut up! I'm only doing this for Ryo you old pervert. We gotta head out anyway cuz it's time," Bikky retorts. "I'll let that one go for now monkey because Ryo will kill me if I'm late," Dee says. Dee and Bikky walk out to the front of the church where Mother is waiting. Berkley, JJ, Drake, and Ted are ushers in the wedding and seating guest are now taking their seats. The SWAT has parked their van with their stuff in it by the back door just in case there is an emergency during the ceremony. "Let's get this over with," Ryo mumbles as he starts down the aisle toward Dee. This wedding was a high profiled wedding but it was closed to reporters so that they can have a stress free wedding. Little did Ryo and Dee know that 5 reporters and their cameramen, along with 5 radio guys have crashed the wedding. Luckily they did not disturb the wedding and it went off without a hitch. In a word the wedding was perfect, let's see if the reception goes that way as well. The wedding guest moved to the Plaza for the reception. Dee has gotten the honeymoon suite for Ryo and himself for the night. Everyone sits in their assigned seating and yes the 'crashers' have made room for themselves because some people had to go to work. Dee and Ryo went to the hotel room to change clothes and are now making their way to their seat in the banquet hall. "Hello everyone!" Dee exclaims as they take their place. "Thank you for waiting for us and thank you for being here on this special day," Ryo states. "We would like to invite you to go ahead and dish up your plates and enjoy the open bar, but not too much. Who am I kidding go ahead," Dee instructs. Everyone laughs as a line forms by the buffet. "The cake will be cut in 30 minutes," Ryo announces. -10 minutes later- Carol taps her champagne glass with her fork to quiet down the crowd. "Does everyone have a glass of champagne? Because it's time for the toasts," Carol inquires. Everyone nods and holds up their glass to prove it. "I would like to toast to the happy couple. I hope that this day will bring more and more happy times. Even with twins on the way…" Carol toasts as she goes on and on and on. -5 minutes later- "Damn it Carol! Shut up, it's my turn." Bikky yells as he gets up. –Slap- "Thank you Dee," Carol and Ryo say in unison as Carol sits down. Dee had slapped Bikky on the back of the head. Bikky rubs his head as he says, "I would like to propose a toast to the best parent I've had even though he can be a mother hen sometimes. And to the old codger he is now married to. Cheers!" Dee steps on his foot and whispers, "It's on you little brat." They cut the cake 12 minutes later. "The band will play music, but for those brave souls who want to sing the band will let you sing a song. Just put your name down on the ledger with the song title and the artist who sang it," Dee explains. "Hell yeah!" Ted shouts. "Cool it, Ted." Drake warns. The band takes the stage and gets ready to play a song as Ted, Diana, Dee, JJ, and many others go up to put their name down to sing. The 'crashers' are still waiting for the perfect time to start interviewing people without being noticed. The Knight Band's lead singer states, "Thank you! We are The Knight Band and we'll be your entertainment tonight along with those brave souls that will sing with the band. Now for the first song I would like to have the happy couple for their first dance. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present for the first time in public Mr. Dee Laytner and Mr. Randy Maclean!" "Do I have to?" Ryo asks. "The crowd expects at least one dance darling," Dee explains. "You mean a dance and a drive by. Fine let's get this done with cuz I want to video the reception for black mail purposes," Ryo says. Dee chuckles as they head to the floor. The band begins to play 'Flightless Bird/ American Mouth' from Twilight. The band then played the 'Electric Slide' to get the party started. "This is Judy Gale with Channel 8 news bringing you coverage from inside the wedding reception of Randy Maclean. The wedding ceremony is over and the reception is now underway. The first dance over with Randy is now going around the room filming his friends and coworkers because he is restricted to his scooter due to doctor orders. That's it for now here. Back to Bill," Judy reports to her cameraman who has a secret camera in his 'glasses'. Rush Fire is a radio jockey for a local radio network has started working the room secretly as well. The other news and radio people are starting to covertly interview the guest. –On stage- JJ is now singing 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers and is singing it to Drake. Dee starts to chuckle and Drake says, "Shhh!" Ted starts laughing as well and Drake throws ice at him. Ted shuts up and chuckles quietly behind his girlfriends back. Ted is a little soused and is working toward drunk. Finally the song is over and JJ says, "This song is dedicated to my Drake." Drake blows JJ a kiss as he comes off the stage. The band announces that Dee has an announcement. "It's time to see which lucky guy will get lucky tonight so will all the single guys get to the middle of the floor. So Ryo let's get that garter belt off," Dee states. Ryo takes the garter belt out of his pocket and throws it at Dee saying, "Here. I am not degrading myself any further by letting you try to get that stupid thing off my leg." Dee makes a disappointed face but goes to the stage to throw it to the horde of guys. "Alright here we go guys," Dee says as he flings it at the guys. But he flings it too hard and it ends up on a ceiling fan blade in the ceiling fan. "Well it will come down eventually," Dee states as he shrugs. "Here," Ryo says as he throws Dee his rose. "Throw my rose to the single ladies for me," Ryo instructs. "Okay single ladies gather around for the rose," Dee announces. All the ladies gather and waits for the throw with anticipation. Dee throws it and Carol catches it. "Yay!" Carol shouts. "Oh shit," Bikky curses. "Okay let's keep this party rolling. Diana you are up next," the lead singer says. Diana goes up on stage and sings 'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls. Diana is getting drunk as well and his hitting on Ted; much to Ted's girlfriend dismay. Ted being drunk is flirting back and his girlfriend is getting pissed at both of them. Dee goes up on stage and sings 'Grease Lighting' from the movie Grease. He also does the dance that makes everyone laugh and join in. Because of the open bar everyone is getting drunk and loose. Ted gets so drunk he gets up on stage and sings 'Born to be wild' and ruins it. "Geez get that moron off the stage before my ears bleed," Dee states. "Took the words right out of my mouth," Bikky agrees as he covers his ears with his hands. Ted finishes the song and starts dancing with Diana to the next song which is 'Fire Burning' by Sean Kingston. They start going off to the corner of the room to do a little something. Ryo still has his video camera and is getting the whole thing on tape but realizes he has to go to the bathroom. He gives his camera to Rush and instructs him to keep filming everything. Ryo scoots off and disappears from the room. At this time Ted's girlfriend goes over to the corner and pulls Diana off Ted by her hair. "Get off him! You hoe!" She shouts for everyone to hear. "Ted! Control your crack whore," Diana yells. The entire room's attention is on them including the reporters. "You Bitch!" Ted's girlfriend retorts as she slaps Diana across the cheek. Diana lunges at her and a physical fight ensues between the 2 women. The women are getting cat calls from the drunken men while Ted keeps trying to separate them. Judy Gale from Channel 8 comes over to report the fight. "This is Judy Gale from Channel 8 and a fight has broken out at this tranquil reception," Judy reports while blowing her cover because Dee watches Channel 8. "What the hell are you doing here? No reporters allowed!" Dee demands as he storms over to Judy and decks her cameraman. "This is Channel 4 reporting that Mr. Laytner has decked Channel 8's cameraman," the reporter states. "Security! Wait I am my own security," Dee shouts. Dee says as he shoves Judy into the Brigade. "Get rid of this trash, while take care of these other pests," Dee instructs. "Mr. Laytner has given Judy Gale from Channel 8 to a horde of women who are beating her to a bloody pulp," the reporter from Channel 4 reports. The cameraman points behind the reporter and says, "Look out!" The reporter turns to see Dee looming towards them with clenched fists. "Get out of here, you vermin!" Dee yells. Dee throws the reporter into the cameraman and they both hit the wall behind them. The camera falls to the ground and breaks into many pieces that fly everywhere. People start to duck and run for cover while others start to join the fight like Drake. "I won! Take that you old hag," Diana shouts in triumph. She then walks over to JJ and retrieves her earrings and purse since she gave them to him before the fight. "Thanks for holding my shit girlfriend," Diana says. "No problem. I gotta got help Drake," JJ states. –On the other side of the room- Dee is having a tough fight with the cameraman from Channel 4, but he is determined to kick his ass. At that moment Drake is battling 6 different reporters/cameramen and is using a microphone cord like a whip to keep them at bay. JJ jumps on one of their backs and starts clawing his eyes out and shouting, "Get away from him!" Another cameraman is fighting with Ryo's aunt. She takes her shoes off and throws them at him. One embeds itself in the wall behind him and the other shoe's heel gets stuck in the guy's leg. He cries out in pain while holding his leg. "Damn it!" He curses as he limps away from her. Bikky and Carol are throwing anything they can get their hands on to throw at radio jockey. Ted joins the fight when a radio jockey asks, "Do you think this is punishment for those two boys destroying the sanctity of marriage?" That pissed Ted off so bad that he throws the man into the table with what is left of the cake. Ted then goes around the table to pick him back up and wail on his midsection with furious blows. Dee finally made mince meat out of the cameraman from Channel 4 and is now going to help Drake. Dee takes the wire to use but the wire gets tangled in the ceiling fan with the garter belt on it. The ceiling fan starts turning faster and faster until the garter belt gets thrown from the blade and hits JJ in the eye. "Aaaaahh! My eye," JJ whines as he puts his hands over his eye. Drake punches out the reporter he is fighting to go to JJ's aid. "Are you okay? Poor baby. Let me see," Drake says as he looks at JJ's eye. "Let's get some ice for it," Drake suggests as they head to the drink cart. They notice the ice is gone because Bikky and Carol have used it for ammunition. "Let's get some from the ice sculpture," Drake states. As they head toward the ice sculpture Dee looks up because the ceiling fan is making weird noises. "Duck!" Dee yells. Everyone in the vicinity ducks just in time for the ceiling fan to break off like a propeller blade and slice into the ice sculpture. The ice sculpture imploded and burst into ice shards. From the velocity of the fan the ice shards are sent throughout the room and doing quite a bit of damage. Slowly everyone gets up to take in the damage and to see if anyone is hurt. Several people, including Ted, are pinned to the wall. Luckily Ted is not hurt from the shards but the guy he was fighting has a shard in his arm. The damage consists of one window, a chandelier, and French doors being completely ruined. Some dinnerware is ruined as well as one speaker from the stage. The band that has been neutral in all this is now joining the fray because of the damaged equipment. A fire has started near the stage because when the speaker blew sparks flew everywhere and the bar was near the stage. Little did everyone know that the SWAT team brought their truck with them and that they went out to get their gear on the second things started to get chaotic. The team has called the fire department and ambulances because they can smell the smoke. Everyone is oblivious of the fire because they are so wrapped up in their fight. The SWAT team is now coming in to break up the fight and to get everyone out. They gather up everyone who is still fighting and not injured in their truck. They get all the injured out in the lobby so the EMTs can carry out the wounded easily. The fire department has gotten the fire under control fast because of the hotel's sprinklers so they are helping the paramedics pick up wounded. The hotel staff has begun cleaning things up so they can get started on renovations. "What the hell is going on? I leave a nice reception and I come back to a disaster zone. Someone explain!" Ryo shouts as he comes back to the banquet hall. Rush comes to his side with his video camera and says, "Watch this because I got it all on video." -To be continued-