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Please review and look out for my new story coming soon "Our Inner Children" another HG/SS romance/humor fic.


"MUUUUUUUUUUM! TELL HIM TO STOP PULLING MY HAIR!"

"SHE DESERVES IT. SHE STOLE MY COPY OF HOGWARTS: A HISTORY MUM!"

"ENOUGH! Nathaniel Gerald Snape, let go of your sister's hair! Mirren Eileen Snape, give your brother his book back and ask before you take in future! I am trying to concentrate on marking these papers and all I can hear is my supposedly 'mature teenage' kids screaming at each other like a pair of back street brawlers. Out. Of. My. Sight. Now. Just wait until your father gets home!"

Hermione was nearing boiling point with the kids, it was the first week break of the Christmas holidays and they were driving her batty. They were restless waiting for their father to return from Diagon Alley with the last of their Christmas present for Harry and Ginny's children.

Severus was already in a pissy mood at having to spend the holidays at the Potters. But he loved his family and thus, went along grudgingly.

It had been nearly 16 years since Hermione had first given birth to her eldest son Nat and 13 since she had Mirren and it seemed like only yesterday.

She and Severus had a fantastic marriage, they'd officially been a couple for 18 years. They had a gorgeous family although sometimes Hermione thought her kids were far too much like their father when they were in a bad mood.

She laughed to herself of the thought and was startled when a set of strong, warm hands wrapped around her waist from behind her.

"The kids driving you crazy already love?" Severus said with a silky voice, kissing her neck.

"You don't know the half of it Rus. They fight like cat and dog. And to think I was excited to be adding to us..."

"Adding to us? What do you mean? We are not getting a cat, I was glad enough when that nuisance Crookshanks up and bunked off with Harry's. My robes have been cat-hair free for almost 4 years." He chuckled as he continued his assault on her neck.

"Not a cat darling. We're going to have kittens." Hermione said with a smile as she turned to face her husband.

She had been nervous when she found out she was pregnant from Poppy but excited nonetheless. She loved the feel of her swelled belly and she knew Severus loved her higher sex drive during pregnancy. While she was carrying before, they had sex in almost every classroom and desk at Hogwarts - including Hagrid's dinner table.

"Kittens? How can we..." Severus paused as the meaning of Hermione's words hit him, "..we're...you're...another one?" He was stunned beyond having the ability to form sentences.

"Not another one Severus. Two. We're having twins! At our age, can you believe it?" She stared at Severus with a worried expression, "You're not unhappy are you? I mean...we don't have to have them but I'd hate myself if I ever got rid of my babies...our babies..." Hermione was beginning to tear up now, fearful that her husband would want her to abort their babies.

She was soon answered as Severus picked her up and spun her around the room, kissing her hard on the mouth. "Another two kids? Fuck me Hermione!"

"That's sort of how we got in this trouble to begin with darling." She was so happy at his reaction, she was never more sure at that particular moment that she had married the right man. Her best friend, her confident, her lover and soul mate, Severus Snape.

"We need to tell the kids! They're going to be so pissed!" Severus said with a mischevious grin, knowing that this confirmation that their parents were still sexually active would make them gag.

Hermione was laughing heartily at her husband's outlook to their situation and followed him into the 'Entertainment Room' to break the new to the kids.

Minerva and Albus were stopped as they walked passed the dungeons to the exclamations coming through the wall.

"Eugh, but you're old. That's gross. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Pregnant at your age mum?" Mirren was raging.

"What, Mirren? Did you think your father and I stopped having sex once you two were born?" Hermione defended.

"Dad you're such a player. I hope I'm still banging my younger wife when I'm your age!" Nat exclaimed.

"Nathaniel that's your mother you're speaking about." Severus shouted back.

"You're right...eugh. You're still a player though dad"

The Headmaster and his Deputy laughed hysterically as they continued down the hallway. The Snapes were some family, but a loving one at that.


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