Cori: Well, I sorta changed the update schedule on the website, I felt that the 5th was too long away.

Sakura: Mhm, okay, can you get on with the story please?

Cori: Only cuz you said please.

Cori: GUESS WHAT EVERYONE THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS FLUFF!

Cori: I don't own Naruto.

Recap:

They stood like that for quite a while until Ayama broke the silence that she was taking part in.

"Well aren't you going to shoot me or go for the core?" She asked, the curiosity getting the better of her.

"I cant shoot a girl." Itachi exclaimed, as he began to fire rounds at the core button sending it into a series of attacks.

"GAH! YOU TRICKED ME!" Ayama shouted as she shot Itachi causing him to be frozen for 10 seconds.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Someone screamed, frightening the duo.

"What was that?"

Beach House Catastrophes

Chapter 11

You talk to much.

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop! NOO!! " An alien voice screeched.

"There it is again!" Tenten mumbled, as she captured Sai, bringing him into their base.

"Is that one of your teammates Sai?" Tenten questioned, as she roped his arms together.

"How should I know." He snapped.

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"What was that! I hope it wasn't Sakura-chan!" Hinata pondered, as she cursed Sakura for not loading the gun to its max.

"Sasori! She's out of ammo!" Naruto yelled, as he removed himself from hiding.

"Crap! What do I do!? What do I do!?" She panicked, dropping her gun and hiding her face with her hands.

"Sakura! Hinata!" Naruto sang, as he approached, cocking his gun.

Red flashes shot out of nowhere, sending Sasori and Naruto back into their hiding positions. Hinata was too preoccupied with hiding in her hands to notice that help came to her. She heard the shuffling of feet and then felt the presence of someone next to her. Slowly, yet cautiously, she lifted her head to see her best friend Sakura with her gun shooting at Sasori and Naruto, an amused smirk on her face.

"Sakura! You came back!" Hinata shouted, relief washing over her.

"Yes! And it seems that your out of ammo." Sakura noticed, pointing towards the empty gun that lay abandoned on the ground.

"Yeah, they kept me pretty busy." Hinata sweat dropped.

"They didn't hit you did they?"

"No, but I got Naruto a couple times."

"Good."

Sakura glanced over to look at Hinata's face, she could see the relief in her eyes. She smirked.

"You look so worried. Did you honestly think I wouldn't come back?" Sakura asked, casting her gaze towards the red head.

"I thought that the person who screamed was you."

Sakura laughed lowly and shifted her gaze back to Hinata, a spark of amusement lighting in her eyes.

::Flashback::

Sakura stealthily infiltrated the green base. She cautiously stalked towards their home base to retrieve the gun that was being held captive. Now, being the smart person she was, she performed a couple of hand seals and transformed into Sasori. Now being the fake Sasori, she or should I say he strolled over towards the blonde also known as Deidara.

"Hey Deidara." Fake Sasori exclaimed, walking towards him.

The blonde smiled from ear to ear and began to jump up and down, excited to see his best friend.

"Danna!" He shouted.

Fake Sasori made 'his' way towards the base, once there, 'he' spotted Hinata's gun. 'He' waited for the perfect moment.

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"Hiyaaa!!!" Sakura shouted, as She transformed back into herself and jumped the poor, clueless Deidara.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled, as Sakura brought him to the ground.

"Hell yeah!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop! NOO!" He pleaded as she taped his arms and legs together, then doing something unimaginable.

"Consider this my revenge for waking me up early!" She spat, grabbing Hinata's gun, running off towards the exit of their territory.

"Sasori-danna and Ayama-chan aren't going to like this, yeah." Deidara mumbled, as he slowly swung from side to side. Yes, she hung him upside down.

::End Flashback::

"Thats nothing to worry about." Sakura chuckled, handing Hinata her gun, taking hers in the process.

"Ja ne!" Sakura said, before running off.

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"Ha! I cant believe you guys lost to girls!" Itachi shouted as they walked into the beach house at 9: 47 pm.

It was official, the guys and Ayama lost to Itachi and the girls. And as predicted, Sasuke has been avoiding Sakura all day, which she didn't understand why.

"Sasuke, whats wrong?" Sakura asked, as she watched him make his way up the stairs.

He ignored her and continued up the stairs and heard a door slam. Sakura stared at the staircase and blinked a few times before turning towards everyone else.

"Uhm, did I do something?" Sakura asked, as Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.

"Did you see Sasuke when playing laser tag?" Shikamaru stated, staring at Sakura.

"No, I was on a mission to retrieve Hinata's gun." Sakura replied, having Deidara and Kisame gulp in fear.

"Uhm, I'm going to bed." Kisame quickly announced, running up the stairs.

"Me too, yeah!" Deidara said, before darting up the staircase.

"Uhm, did something happen that I don't know about?" Sakura asked, the suspicion growing.

"Yeah, Sasuke accidentally was tripped by Ino and fell into Sai kissing him."

Sakura tried to stifle her laughter as She looked at the two that are present in the room.

"Oh well I guess I'll go talk to him." Sakura said, as she walked up the stairs.

As soon as Sakura was gone, Shikamaru let out the breath he was unconsciously holding and thanked Sai and Ino for pretending that it happened, like he had planned before they came home. They said it was no problem, before they all eventually followed Sakura up the stairs to their designated rooms.

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Sakura walked into her room to find all the lights off and to see Sasuke sprawled over the bed with a pillow over his face. She tried her hardest not to laugh, but she couldn't control the smirk that was plastered on her face.

"You know you can tell me about it." Sakura stated, as she flicked the light on.

"What are you talking about." Sasuke mumbled, removing the pillow.

"You know, what happened in laser tag." Sakura said, as she sat on the right edge of the bed.

Sasuke's aura suddenly grew darker as he turned on his side so that his back was facing her. She seemed confused at his actions as she put a hand on his shoulder, that he just shrugged off.

"Theres nothing to talk about." Sasuke yelled, sitting up to face her.

"Yes there is! Its nothing to be sulking about! What happened, happened!" Sakura shouted back, completely oblivious to what Sasuke was talking about.

"I cannot believe you! You are so two-faced!" Sasuke exclaimed, standing up.

"What the hell are you talking about!" Sakura screamed.

"Don't play dumb with me you moron!"

Sasuke was now red in the face with anger, and Sakura was pulling at her hair in frustration, so much for being a good friend.

"Your such an arrogant, egoistical, idiotic, self-centered, emo bastard!" Sakura spat, stomping her foot on the ground.

"And your a two-faced, pink haired, psychopathological, spoiled, double-crossing, highly annoying girl who I cannot stand!" Sasuke shouted back, his fists clenching and unclenching each breath he took.

Sakura stared at the raven-haired boy standing in front of her. Was she really that annoying? She lowered her head, her bangs shadowing her eyes.

"What the hell did I ever do to you?" She asked, her voice laced with venom.

"You know damn well!"

Sakura looked up. Onyx clashing with jade. She honestly had know idea what he was talking about.

"Its not my fault Ino tripped you and you accidentally kissed Sai!" Sakura yelled, as a lone ,unknown to Sakura, tear slid down her cheek.

"What!? Stop trying to make up lies! I know your reasons for breaking up with me Sakura!" Sasuke said, lowering his tone of voice.

"If you do, then why is it that I'm being yelled at when it was your fault!"

Sakura couldn't hold back anymore. The tears were just in free fall from her eyes as they gracefully fell to the ground. Sasuke was now utterly confused. She was crying and going on about something not about what happened between him and her during laser tag but something else that he had no freaking idea about.

"How is it my fault that you have a crush on Itachi?" Sasuke muttered, narrowing his eyes into a glare.

"What?"

"You heard me."

"And who told you that?" Sakura asked.

"You!"

Sakura sat down on the edge of the bed pondering. How the hell did she tell him when she didn't even see him the whole time and plus she was on a very important mission. All the information was bundling up in her skull and frankly, it was annoying her to death. Then, it seemed so clear to her. She discovered why Sasuke would think she told him that, why she wouldn't remember. Everything just seemed to come rushing back to her.

"Yes, I did say that, I will perform a jutsu, disguising myself as you. I know for sure Ayama will send Sasuke to distract you, so I will play along, but act like you, get it now?"

"Ohh! Okay."

"Okay, so everyone know the plan?" Itachi asked, as the girls all nodded in approval.

"Okay then, lets move out."

With that said, they all left and headed towards their assigned destinations. The flurry's of red that sped off into the darkness moments ago, glowed, making them look like tiny fireflies.

"Itachi.." Sakura whispered, her hand unconsciously making a fist.

"What?"

"That was Itachi!" Sakura yelled, feeling the lump in her throat grow bigger.

"Stop making up lies!" Sasuke accused.

Silence dragged out in the room as Sakura stared in disbelief. Did he really not believe her? Whatever was going on, she felt something pang in her chest, like someone was taking a kunai and stabbing her over and over again just to see how much she could bleed before healing the wound and repeating the process. The tears had been long gone and now she was just empty, completely void of any emotions. She was hollow.

"Whatever, I don't want to deal with this crap anymore." Sakura mumbled, before walking out of the bedroom door, of course not forgetting to slam it in his face.

"Tsk.Tsk. Little brother." Itachi said, as he walked out of the conjoined bathroom into the room where the fight had taken place.

"What do you want!?" Sasuke scowled, crossing his arms.

"What she says is true."

"Don't mock me."

"Come on now, honestly Sasuke, would she call you Sasuke-kun, stutter in front of you, and smirk when telling you the reason she broke up with you?" Itachi asked, as he leaned against the wall.

Sasuke stopped his sulking and thought about what Itachi said. Even Shikamaru said it was strange. Plus, Sakura said that he was tripped by Ino and kissed Sai by mistake, when that certainly did not happen. His eye's widened in realization. Why didn't he think of it before? Itachi is so self-centered, he would think of something involving himself with their break-up just to tweak his nerves. His eyes then narrowed again, forming an icy glare directed towards his older brother. Itachi smirked as he noticed the anger radiate off of his younger self's body.

"If it was you, why did you look like Sakura?"

"Transformation Jutsu!" Itachi exclaimed, performing one right on the spot, and he transformed into Sakura.

"Oh Sasuke-kun!!" Itachi batted his eyelashes at his brother.

"Don't you like my bubble gum hair and my pretty green eyes!?"

"Itachi stop!" Sasuke scolded, as he changed back into the older version of Sasuke.

"Fine, but I would apologize if you want to ever get back together with her."

"What do you think I'm going to do you problem starter!?"

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A cool, crisp breeze hit Sakura in the face as she walked along the shoreline. She folded her arms across her chest as she walked blindly around. She felt the hot tears sting her eyes and threaten to fall over as she tried her hardest to keep them intact.

"Stupid Sasuke, Stupid Itachi!" She mumbled, as she took a step, discovering that there was no sand there.

She let out a small squeak as she fell into a deep hole in the middle of her path, that she didn't see thanks to the darkness that seemed to swallow the world.

"Stupid hole!!" She yelled, as she rubbed the back of her head, climbing out.

Upon climbing out, a hand was stuck in her face. She stared cross-eyed at it until she met the face of the person.

"What do you want." Sakura coldly stated, staring into a pair of onyx eyes.

"Are you going to take my hand or not, because there's a crab in that hole that is moving towards you with its claws spread apart." Sasuke stated, as she looked down and shrieked.

She quickly took his hand and he helped her out of the hole that Deidara had apparently dug the day before.

"Look Sakura..."

"Theres no need to explain, I don't feel like being called a liar."

"I'm sorry."

"And I don't feel like being called annoying either because I'm not." She continued.

"Sakura did you hear me?"

"And I don't appreciate being called two-fac---"

If it was even possible, her eyes couldn't be wider. The shiver that she had felt earlier was replaced with warmth. That moment, when she continued to speak, Sasuke had grabbed her arms and pulled her close, silencing her with a simple, yet, possessive kiss. He moved his arms to encircle her waist as his grip tightened, afraid to let go. Sakura unconsciously snaked her small arms around his neck. He licked her bottom lip, asking for entrance. Sakura granted permission and opened her mouth, allowing him to explore her mouth as he please. They just stood there in pure bliss, just enjoying each other's company, and kissing.

They had finally broken apart, due to the lack of air. Sasuke rested his forehead against her own and smirked.

"You talk to much." He whispered, as he placed a chaste kiss on her lips.

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Cori: Aw, zeh fluff!

Sasuke: ..

Cori: Aww, c'mon you know you liked it.

Sasuke: I know.

Cori: -laughs-

Sasuke: -blushes-

Cori!!! WHERES MY CAMERA!? BLACK MAIL!

Sasuke: NOOO DON'T GIVE HER THE CAMERA!