Chapter 11: Water and Blooming Friendship

If I thought tree climbing was going to be a pain in the ass then water walking in anal rape with no lube!

It was funny when Naruto did it but now I'm doing it, IT. SUCKS. COCK!

I don't even have tou-san to give me a few pointers as he left for a mission this morning and won't be back for a few days, if I get this down by the time he gets back, I can be that one step closer to learning how to eject my blood

I'm standing beside one of the few natural hot springs that hasn't been taken over by a spa or resort staring into the water, my purple outer shirt, netted shirt and weapons neatly founded and stacked under a tree leaving me only in my black shorts, I'M NOT TAKING THEM OFF, IT'S INDECENT EXPOSURE!

I'm soaked through and I don't wanna do it again, I'm just going to fall in AGAIN! I glare down into the water before sighing in defeat and building up chakra in me feet, trying to balance it and alternate it before taking a step out onto the water's surface…

Balancing is hard and maintaining and alternating the flow of chakra is even harder… 1 step… 2 steps… 3 steps… 4~ ACK!

My concentration is broken and I fall with an almighty splash and a yelp. DAMMIT! I WAS DOING SO WELL!

I swim back to the surface and drag myself back onto dry land "fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" I hiss in annoyance. I know I'm doing something advanced for my age but COME ON! I mastered tree walking in 2 days for the love of hell!

Being this pissed off isn't going to help me, I need to relax… I sit on the grass nearby and cross my legs into a meditative position before taking a deep breath and closing my eyes, listening to the breeze rustling through the trees, carrying with it the gentle scent of blossom on the bushes around the village… I feel my heart slow, becoming a gentle beat…

I snap my eyes open; I'm going to get this!

Building up my charka once more I take a bold step out onto the water's surface, this feels right, maintain the flow and alternate it to the movement of the water. I walk towards the centre, my concentration unwavering… I think I've got thi~

"Fuck face!" came a familiar voice, my concentration breaks as does the surface of the water as I once again get an unexpected bath. DAMMIT!

I swim back up, hearing Hidan laughing his ass off as I yank myself out of the water "Hahahahahahahaha that was priceless!" He sniggered as I glared at him "I'm going to kill you… DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THAT!? I WAS DOING SO FUCKING WELL!" I shout before pouting, crossing my arms across my chest. Hidan still laughing like a mad man and I growl… THAT DOES IT!

I lunge at him, tackling him to the floor making him cry out in panic as I channel chakra into my limbs for more strength and sit on him. Hidan smirks before fighting back as we tumble along the floor. The anger I felt not so long ago has fizzled out into amusement as we wrestle, the chibi zealot's arms wrapping around me and yanking my small frame into him, trapping my arms between us

We stay in place catching our breathes, me panting more than him as my stamina isn't as good as his yet before I hear a chuckle ripple through the zealots throat "for someone so fuckin small you're not bad at wrestling" he taunts me lightly, jabbing my side playfully with his spare arms that isn't holding me still. I half glare at him before sighing, "You wanted something?" I asked, shifting my eyes to meet his magenta. His smirk waivered a little as unsureness crossed his eyes "I, urr… I wanted to see if you were fucking busy and were interested in getting food or somthin" he said, voice further conveying his insecurity.

We haven't known each other long; it's not surprising he's unsure if we're friendly enough to do stuff outside the academy. I didn't know Hidan was capable of such an emotion, from the little of him you see in the anime you wouldn't think it was possible.

I can see his shoulders tense as he awaits my answer. I smile sweetly "Food sounds good" I chirp to which I notice the Jashinist's shoulders relax as he exhales lightly in relief. DAMMIT, LITTLE HIDAN IS SO CUTE…what? … Not cute cute, just cute slightly shy when it comes to friendship cute, HE'S NOT CUTE CUTE!

I grab my clothes and weapons, I can get water walking down later… friends need to come first sometimes.