Kite: Josh where have you been

Kon: Yeah we have been worried sick

Josh: well lets see, a lot of shit happened, the end

Kite: Kay

Kon: hey Josh am I gonna have a love interest in this story, like with rukia

Josh: If you do it's not gonna be with rukia

Kite: Josh just start the story before kon starts insisting we do his stupid mew cup idea

Josh: I'm on it


Josh had just woken up to a certain pink haired shinigami poking him.

"What are you doing." said Josh as he slapped Yachiru's hand away.

"Wow your the guy who beat ken-chan, only Ichigo has ever done that." said Yachiru.

"Ken-chan?" said Josh trying to keep from laughing.

"That's right Fruity the bat." said Yachiru.

"Fruity the bat." said Josh getting ready to strangle Yachiru to death.

At that time Ikkaku walked into the room.

"Don't mind her she gives nick names to every one." said Ikkaku.

"Oh hi baldy." said Yachiru.

"Ha, ha, ha she sure hit the nail on the shiny head on that one." laughed Josh.

"He's only been here a day, and I already hate him." thought Ikkaku.

"Anyways why fruity the bat." asked Josh to Yachiru.

"Because your a fruit bat." said Yachiru joyfully.

"She reminds me of someone else I know." thought Josh as an image of pudding crawled into his head.

At that moment a hell butterfly flew into the room and Ikkaku caught it.

"It's a message for you Josh from pai, he says to meet him at the captains meeting building." said Ikkaku.

Josh gathered his things and zoomed passed Ikkaku. Josh made it to the meeting place to find all the mews gathered there.

"Josh please turn on your cell phone next time." said pai.

"Yeah." said Josh with a swet drop.

"I am sorry sir we have failed you." said Aizen.

"You have nothing to apologize for, you followed my orders, this isn't your fault, it's mine." said Icarus.

"I am not worthy of your kindness sir." said Aizen.

"Toguro It's your turn, get me that shard, oh and Aizen in the future I think it would be a good idea to use the espadas." said Icarus.

"I will sir." said Aizen.

"I must go now." said Toguro.

Back with the mews


In The dark void.


Josh was staring at a savagely beaten kiba.

"How did this happen." asked Josh.

"Let's just say he was using the z-ray glasses in the female shinigami club." said Toshiro.

"Ha, ha, ha, serves you right." Laughed Josh.

"I don't care what anyone says he's still great." thought Mint to her self. "Soon my plan to make Kiba mine will come to fruition."

"Anyways why are we here, I was enjoying my vacation?" asked Josh.

"It seem a new shard has appeared, also the last male mew is near this one as well." said Pai.

"I also have something to say as well." said Shigekuni coming out of no where.

"Hey its gramps." said Josh.

"Hello Josh, I see your still using that nickname for me." said shigekuni.

"What are you doing here?" asked Josh.

"Well I came here to offer you the help of one of my shinigami." said shigekuni.

"Thats cool, which one?" asked Josh.

"Thats up to you, you can have any one of them join you who is not a captain or a lieutenant." said shigekuni.

"Cool and I know just the person to choose, flower-chan." said Josh.

"Umm, flower-chan?" asked shigekuni.

"He means hanataro." said Ichigo-chan.

"Oh I get it because hana means flower, but why him he can't even fight he's just a medic?" asked shigekuni.

"Thats why I chose him, we need a medic just in case one of us gets hurt." said Josh.

"Very well I'll send for him right away." said shigekuni.

A couple of hours later hanataro showed up already being briefed on his mission.

"Oh one more thing, I have a friend in this world who I have asked to assist you, when you get to the new world you'll meat a guide that will take you to him, and also try not to laugh." said shigekuni.

"Why would we laugh?" asked Shingo.

"You'll see." said shigekuni.

A portal opened up and the mews went threw to find them on top of a building.

"Now what?" asked Josh.

"You heard the old guy, we wait." said Mint.

The mews waited, Josh and Lyserg decided to played poker, Shingo and Toshiro watched the clouds, and everyone else seemed to be enjoying a roof picnic. A lot of time passed.

"Where is that stupid guide, we have been waiting for three hours!!!" yelled Josh.

"Josh please calm down." said Lettuce.

"Don't tell me to calm down, I have had enough waiting!!!" yelled Josh.

"Calm down I'm here." said botan showing up on her paddle.

"Aww, it's a witch burn he!" shouted Josh.

"Umm, don't mind him he's just stressed from waiting." said Hanataro.

"Well thats OK, anyways my name is botan and I'll be your guide to the spirit world." said botan.

"Oh peachy, more ghost crap, it's not like we don't have two shinigami and a shaman on our team, fuck it lets just go." said Josh.

The group were tooken to the spirit world by botan, they then entered what looked like a Chinese castle. The group was token in front of a large door.

"Listen behind this door is the over searer of this world, I ask you to talk and act with the up most respect." said Botan.

The group entered the room to find it empty."

"Welcome, shigekuni already told me about your arrival." said a unknown voice.

The mews looked around for the source of the voice but to no avail.

"Down here." said The voice.

The party looked down to find a talking baby.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha this is the over searer of your world, he looks like he belongs on a rack in toy-r-us." laughed Josh.

"Man, you gotta be freaken kidding me." laughed Kiba.

"Well there go's up most respect." said Toshiro with a swet drop.

The two boys laughed nonstop for 35 minutes before throwing up from laughing to hard.

"OK, now that you two are don laughing my name is Koenma, I wanted to tell you that I have known about the male mew project probably longer then you had, so I collected 4 people I thought might be the male mews." said Koenma.

"I like to introduce you to Yusuke Urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei." said Koenma.

"Lets see what we got a fist fighter, a yakuza wanna be, a emo daemon, and a Bishounen." said Kiba.

All of them got really pissed looks on there faces.

"Oh, he shouldn't have done that." said Botan.

At that moment kiba was rushed and had the shit beaten out of him.

"Wow thats the second time he's had the crap beaten out of him today." said Toshiro.

"Any ways do you guys have a way of telling which one of us is the supposed male mew." said Yusuke.

"Tell us before I kill ." said Hiei.

"Just give me a sec kite has the ability to tell which one of you is the freaken mew, and by the way even if you wanted to you couldn't kill me." said Josh.

"You want to test that theory." said hiei.

"Yeah said josh pulling out his light saber and putting it a mere millimeter away from hiei neck.

"I respect your spunk, but don't get a big head just because you have a fancy toy, now put that thing away." said Hiei.

Kite flew into the air and looked at the four boys.

"It's the red haired boy." said Kite.

"I see so it's my destiny to help save the multiverse, to be honest I'm a bit scared but I think I can handle it." said Kurama

"It seems were all finally together." said Shingo.

At that time a alarm went off.

"Whats going on!" shouted Toshiro.

"It seems that Tokyo back on our earth is under attack, wait I'll get a visual on my screen." said Koenma.

A large man was seen on the screen he looked something like a muscular Elvis.

"Toguro." Shouted every one in the room who wasn't with the mews.

"Who's Toguro." asked hanataro shyly.

"We faced him twice in the past, he is extremely powerful, but we sent him to the fourth circle of hell, he shouldn't even exist let alone be alive." said Koenma.

"We have to go, I think he may be with the mds." said Josh.

"Were coming with you." said Yusuke.

"No Yusuke, his power seems to have become many times stronger, if you fight him you will more than likely die, you, hiei, and Kuwabara are to stay here." said Koenma.

"Fine." said Yusuke puting his head down.

"Whats up with him?" asked Kiba to botan.

"Those two have quite a history, and he also has trouble swallowing his pride." said Botan.

The mews and their team members headed to the area where Toguro was located.

"You must be the mew mews I have been hearing so much about, I must tell you out of all the members of the mds, I have the strongest body." said Toguro.

"Thats nice, but were still gonna kick your ass." said Josh.

The mews all pulled out there pendents and Kurama was given his.

'Mew mew Strawberry metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Soup metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Kiba metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Mint metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Pudding metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Lettuce metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Lyserg metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Zakuro metamorphoses"

"Mew mew Shingo metamorphoses."

"Mew mew Toshiro metamorphoses."

"Mew mew Kurama metamorphoses."

Mew kurama looked just like his fox daemon form. (Yes naruto wasn't the only fox daemon the difference is this guy is a human incarnation of his daemon he has all his memory's of him being a daemon he was know as Yoko at one point in time and he was a master thief, just in case you've never seen the anime or read the manga.) the only difference in his out fit was that his clothes were gray instead of white.

"Were all together now we shouldn't have any problems beating him." said Josh.

"Him, don't you mean them." said Toguro as he called out a small army of starshatters.

The group preceded to fight with the starshatters.

"Crusher Shingo Rainbow Blast."

"Ribbon Mint Arrow Rain."

"Ribbon Pudding Spikes."

"Ribbon Lettuce Wave."

"Ribbon Zakuro Ace."

"Ribbon Strawberry Love."

"Crusher Toshiro Freeze Over."

"Crusher Lyserg Tornado."

"Crusher Josh Buster Star Blast."

Josh flew in at Toguro. Toguro side step, grabbed Josh and broke both of his wings, Josh cried out in pain. Toguro threw josh back to his companions.

"Josh!" shouted hanataro rushing to Josh's side.

"Toguro then picked upa bulding near by and threw it at the mews, they all maneged to doge it thowe.

"Holy shit!" Shouted Josh.

"Hey sis, why don't we try that team attack you told me about." said Kiba.

Zakuro nodded the two grabbed each others hand.

"Twin Wolf Blast." shouted Kiba and Zakuro.

A giant wolf made of fire appeared and destroyed a bunch of starshatters and cleared a path.

"Fucking awesome!" shouted Kiba.

Kurama speeded towards Toguro.

"Steel rose whip." said Kurama as a ampt up version of his rose whip appeared.

"Crusher Kurama Rose Whip Laser." shouted Kurama as his whip wrapped around Toguro and shot lasers out of its thorns.

"I see, I guess you win this one too, but I still manged to get the shard." said Toguro as he pulled the shard out of his shirt he then vanished.

Josh had an upset but happy look on his face.

"He may have gotten the shard, but at least no one got hurt, in the end we will win." said Josh with a smile. "Oh and hanataro can you fix my wings." cried Josh.

"You, you, you finally got my name right." said Hanataro in shock.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah just fix my wings so I can go home." said Josh.

"Yes sir." said Hanataro trying to be serious.

Hanataro fixed Josh's wings, Kurama was given the basic equipment and the mews all went to there respective homes cutting there vacation short, well shorter. The point count so far is mews 1 mds 2.


Kite: this chapter seemed to be shorter then the others

Josh: I know it's just been a long week

Kon OK time for the chapter preview

Next time: Deep blue returns, and he has found a powerful weapon to use against the mews, can you say t-Rex revived from the dead, and Mint launches her plan to get Kiba.