(A/N: Hey, you hear about Zorua and Zoroark? Zoroark will be in the new Pokemon movie!)
Chapter 8
"Alright, so what are we going to do with this guy?" Pikachu asked.
"Well, it's obvious he has a home somewhere," Buizel said. "The question is where?"
"Blarg blarg blarg blarg," Honk Honk said.
"Now what's he saying?" Monferno asked.
"I think he's saying, "Blarg blarg blarg blarg,"" Grotle said,
"No dumbass," Pikachu said. "He meant what is he saying in English?"
"We really need a translator or something," Piplup groaned.
"Yeah, I'll get my blarg to English dictionary," Staraptor said sarcastically.
"You know, he might want to go home…" Buizel said.
"You are a fucking genius," Pikachu said. "Never would've thought of that…"
They continued on the route they were on, heading towards Eterna City. They were getting close to Veilstone now, and had to find a way to get around it. "Say Pikachu," Monferno said. "Are you sure Grotle can take care of this guy? He can barely take care of himself."
"I know what you mean," Pikachu said. "God, I can remember that one time he accidentally started watching Tourettes Guy.
*Flashback*
"Hey Pikachu, can I use the computer?" Grotle asked.
"Fine, but don't break anything or tamper with anything," Pikachu said as he got off and went into the living room of the suite they were in.
Grotle then got on and saw the page was still on YouTube. "Hmm…YouTube…" He then said. "Wait. What is this?" he asked, clicking on the one video.
"You motherfuckers! PISS! Go count your dick!"
"Ooh, that's not nice…" Grotle said.
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's ball! They're small, and they don't give a shit!"
"Uh oh, maybe this wasn't such a good idea…" Grotle said.
"Oh yeah, I remember that," Monferno said. "Oh God, I remember that one time we went bowling…"
*Flashback*
"Oh yeah! That's two strikes for me now!" Buizel said with a smirk on his face.
"Don't you dare get cocky," Pikachu said, who from his pissed off look was not having as good a game. "I swear to Arceus I will kick your ass if you don't stop."
Grotle then went to bowl and unfortunately got only six pins. "Fuck!"
Everyone then stared at him. "Did he just drop an F bomb?" Piplup asked.
"That he did," Monferno said. Unfortunately, it didn't stop there.
"Shit!"
"You can suck my dick!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Um, excuse me?" one of the attendants there said, coming up to them. "I would like to ask if you would keep it down, you're bothering some of the other people here."
"Actually we were just leaving," Pikachu said, now even more pissed he couldn't get in another game.
"Well, at least that phase passed," Pikachu said. They soon were in another woodsy area and they started hearing chatter. "What's going on?"
They followed the chatter until finally they stopped dead in their tracks. Somehow, in the middle of the woods, there was now a club/strip joint right in front of them. Not to mention also a really big tree house and tiki bar. "What the hell?" Piplup asked.
"This is new…" Staraptor said.
Soon, one of the doors opened and a Raichu came out. Apparently he was yelling at someone. "I don't give a damn what he thinks about the place, he can kiss my ass!" He then looked to the group of newcomers. "What the hell do you want?"
"Um… we're just coming through," Monferno explained.
Raichu looked at them for a couple seconds. "Okay, you guys are alright," he said. However, he then looked to Pikachu. "But you, YOU!"
"What the fuck did I do?" Pikachu said angrily.
"You don't remember me, do you?" Raichu asked.
"Well, I only knew three Raichu and they were all assholes," Pikachu said. "Wait a minute, are you the one who has a trainer who think he's black?"
"Wasn't his name Sho?" Piplup asked. "What a wanksta."
"Hey! Don't be dissing my trainer!" Raichu said. "Anyway, you got lucky last time…"
"Lucky!?" Pikachu said, now infuriated. "I almost died!"
"Okay, it wasn't meant to happen like that…" Raichu said. "Besides, I wasn't calling the shots at the time…" He then smiled. "How about a rematch?"
"Huh?"
"Just for old time's sake," Raichu said. "Come on, it'll be different since both you and I have improved."
"YEAH! KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!" They looked up and there was the same Pichu Pikachu had met before who belonged to Sho. Now he was the one who was a complete asshole.
"You little fucker!" Pikachu yelled. "I'll fucking kick your ass!"
"Bring it bitch! Bring it!" Pichu said, almost tempted to come down there himself.
"He doesn't mean that," Raichu said. "PICHU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Those two must love each other…" Buizel muttered sarcastically.
"Blarg, blarg…"
"Alright, so what do you think Pikachu?" Raichu asked.
"Fine," Pikachu said. "It's been awhile since I had a good fight anyway."
(A/N: Okay, so maybe I decided to go a little retro… So what? It's always a classic, having Pikachu vs. Raichu. Anyway, the name of the song is "Kanto Wild Pokemon Battle" from the anime.)
*"Well, that's what I like to hear then," Raichu said, smiling, and all of a sudden charged using Quick Attack. He then attempted to use Iron Tail but Pikachu dodged it with ease.
"Come on," Pikachu said with a smirk. "You think I'm gonna fall for that again?"
"Maybe not that, but try this!" Raichu said and all of a sudden, he disappeared in a flash one second and the next second was behind him and used Focus Punch, knocking Pikachu in the back of the head.
"Okay, I didn't see that coming," Pikachu said, getting to his feet. "Fine then. Guess it's time I come up with a new trick of my own." He then used Agility to move back quickly and then used Volt Tackle from a far distance to build up momentum.
"Oh crap!" Raichu then said and used Volt Tackle as well. The two met head on but because of Pikachu having more momentum, Raichu was knocked back and his back hit the tree behind him, causing a grimace of pain before falling to the ground. "Ugh…" He then got up and shook himself. "Damn, you have gotten stronger…"
"I told you…" Pikachu said. He then rubbed the back of his head. "But you've gotten better yourself."
Raichu grinned sheepishly. "Yeah, I guess I have. Anyway, since you're here now, how about you guys stay awhile and check the place out?"
"What do you think guys?" Pikachu asked.
"Oh hells yeah!" Monferno said, going right into the strip joint.
"Pervert…" Staraptor muttered.
(A/N: And we have ANOTHER song, and this one's a fun one. XD The name of this song is "Kylie" by Akcent. I love European Techno…)
*"Well, looks like he's eager," Raichu said with a smile. "Here, I'll give you guys a tour."
"Wait, is this only a female stripper joint?" Staraptor asked.
"There's a gay section on the other side," Raichu replied.
"Oh shit!" Staraptor said, flying inside, causing Raichu to sweatdrop slightly.
"Anyway, I better show you inside," he said, the others following him inside. Once they went in, they couldn't believe their eyes.
The inside was just as impressive as the outside. Where they were in the front was an entire club area, with a dance floor and everything else while in the back there were about ten different strippers grinding on poles. "Raichu, did you make this all by yourself?" Pikachu asked.
"Well, with some help," Raichu said. "Sho went back home for awhile and left me and Pichu with some of our friends here, and the idea came to mind. By the way, I hand-picked the strippers, mostly because they're hot, clean, and give great head." He then smiled and winked. "I think you should go see one of them. You need the stress taken off of you. I know I do for sure."
Piplup then patted Pikachu's shoulder. "He's right, you do need to release some stress."
Pikachu sighed. "Fine…" He then went over to the back of the room while the others stayed in the club area. It was actually the first time he had ever gone to such a place, so this was a new experience for him. He saw another Pikachu and thought maybe it was best to go to her.
"Hi there stranger," she said seductively, coming up to him once he took a seat. "Feeling stressed and bored?"
"Yeah," Pikachu replied. "Um… how much are you going to want, because-"
"Don't worry hun, you're cute enough so it's on the house," the female Pikachu said, going up to him and getting on top of him, giving him a lap dance. Pikachu could instantly feel himself blushing. The female Pikachu soon stopped and sniffed slightly, and then looked to Pikachu in surprise. "Pikachu?" she then said. "Is that you?"
"Umm… yes?" Pikachu said uncertainly.
"It's me! Pichu!" she said, who was obviously not a Pichu anymore. She then instantly gave him a hug.
"Pichu!?" Pikachu said while getting hugged. "It's you? But what are you doing here?"
She broke away and he could see the sadness in her eyes. "I know you must be upset at me," she said, looking away from him. "I just left you like that… without even a good reason."
"Pichu…" Pikachu said, going up to her. "I know you were upset and all, and I can understand. But… you didn't have to leave."
"I know," Pichu said. "I was being stupid. And while I was away, I met Raichu and he pretty much took me in. Do I enjoy doing this? Well… not exactly, but what else can I do right now?" She then smiled. "But… you're here now and I want to make it up to you."
"Uh, how?" Pikachu asked.
Pichu's smile then turned to a smirk. "You'll see." She then pinned him against the chair. "Just relax and let me do all the work."
"Wait uh Pichu? I don't… think…" His eyes then widened in surprise as Pichu had gone down and was doing business. Then his eyes closed slightly in lust and he could feel his animal instincts kicking in. As soon as she got back up and looked to him, both of them had smiles on their faces. "Outside?" Pikachu asked.
"You bet your sweet ass," Pichu said, and Pikachu took her paw and they went rushing towards the front entrance.
"Um, Pikachu?" Buizel asked as the two passed him and Piplup.
"Not now Buizel!" Pikachu yelled back as the two went outside.
"Um Buizel?" Piplup asked. "What just happened?"
"No idea…" Buizel replied. "Should we check it out?"
"I don't know, but I got a bad feeling I'm going to regret doing so," Piplup said as they both went outside.
"Wait, where did they go?" Buizel asked. They wouldn't have to wonder long…
"OH MY GOD PIKACHU YES! LIKE THAT! HOLY SHIT YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD AS BEFORE!" Apparently Pichu was getting it from behind.
Both Pokemon sweatdropped. "Um…" Buizel said.
"Yeah, I knew it was a bad idea coming out here," Piplup said and the both of them quickly went back inside.
(A/N: Well… that was the most interesting ending to a chapter I had ever done… _ Um… anyway… yeah I don't know what to say after that… Sorry people…)
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