10. Bad Horse Chorus - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, Bad Horse
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
He got the application that you just sent in
It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
(a murder would be nice of course)

Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, he's bad
The evil league of evil is watching so beware
The grade that you receive'll be your last, we swear
So make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
You're saddled up; there's no recourse
It's "hi-yo, silver!"
Signed: Bad Horse.

Logan stared at the computer screen for a few minutes, unsure of what to make of what he was watching.

"What the hell is this crap?"

Remy laughed as he leaned back in the seat, knowing that was going to be Logan's reaction as soon as the kids had dragged the feral man in.

"It's Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog!" One of the kids said, as though that explained it all.

"There's three cowboys singing about a bad horse."

"Yeah, they're Bad Horse's messengers."

"But the guy's reading the letter. He doesn't need it sung to him."

"But that's their job! He's Bad Horse! He runs the Evil League of Evil and he wants singing minions..."

Remy continued to laugh.