False alarm, false alarm, false alarm!

The third time we made the trip to for a fake contraction or "indigestion" I put my foot down. That's it lily, I told her, I'm not going to that hospital again until I see a head! She snapped at me to shut up and stop being stupid. Pregnancy has brought back her old fiery temper. Sometimes I feel like i'm back in fifth year when we were still having full blown duels in the common room. The only thing that's stopping her now is the fact that she's pregnant.

Whine whine whine is all I hear these days: "James, I'm freezing! Can you get me a blanket?" James you asshole you got the one that's too thick! I'm sweating like a pig!", "potter get me ice-cream!"

"Wait a minute. Potter?" you said the first time she called you by the old name.

"I'm sorry James. I just want this baby out! I'm being horrible aren't I? Please forgive me; you just don't know how hard it is! I want my old body back! Am I always going to look like this? Will I ever get back to normal?" then she sank down on the couch and buried her face in her hand but found when her elbows were on her knees her head couldn't reach because of the obstruction of her ever swelling belly. This made her more upset. I choked back a laugh.

I went over and pulled her into my arms. "Shh…its ok. I'm sure he'll come soon. Just give it time. I love you. Even more now. It even kind of turns me on when you're yelling."

It was the wrong thing to say.

"Turns you on? Me and my fat self? You are disgusting James. Who the hell would want to have sex with this?"

"Lily that's not what I meant. I-"

But I was cut off by the way lily went rigid. There was a wet patch on the couch. Lil's water had finally broken.

"It's happening James!!! Come on, come on!" she shouted, a beautiful smile spreading her face for the first time since the last false alarm.

"Are you sure this time? I mean, are you sure you didn't just wet you're pants?"

"JAMES! I haven't wet my pants since kindergarten!"

"Well I thought you know it could be possible, the baby pushing on your bladder-"

But I was cut off again by the glare I just got.

"Ok", I said calmly, "I'll go get the bag and call Sirius. Meet me in the car in five minutes."

I went to turn around but my arm was caught by lily's hand that was now, freakishly strong, and it spun me around and made my face ram straight into her lips. It was quick but electrifying. I held her in my arms for a few moments after that. I felt the swell of her stomach press into my abdomen. I felt the little baby start to move around, getting ready to enter the big bad world.


hey sorry it took me awhile. r and r plz!~!!!!! also look up on youtube if you want a laugh, : push up bra to get my man. HIL-AR -I-ASS