I at least attempted, didn't I? I never had to use ALL of the celebrities...but maybe more than two....

xXJedi Night BlazeXx's challenge is write a fic where Brambleclaw and Ashfur get in a random fight over Squirrelflight with Leafpool and Crowfeather watching.


On the WindClan-ThunderClan border, Crowfeather sat down on his side and Leafpool sat on her side. Ashfur and Brambleclaw were patrolling the border together, and it probably wasn't going to be pretty.

"Squirrelflight likes ME better!" Brambleclaw hissed.

"No, she likes ME better!" Ashfur growled.

"I love her more!"

"No, I love her more!"

"There's only one way to settle this," Leafpool mewed.

"You're right..." Ashfur agreed. "We must have a Pokemon battle!"*

Brambleclaw nodded and threw a Poke ball. A Magikarp came out.

"Ha! My Pokemon is so much better!" Ashfur cackled as he threw his Poke ball. A Magikarp came out.

".....Seriously?" Crowfeather asked. "This is stupid."

"Splash!" Ashfur and Brambleclaw shouted. Both Magikarps did exactly that.

"THIS IS STUPID!" Leafpool growled.

"Way to repeat what I said," Crowfeather hissed.

"Splash!" Ashfur shouted, and his Magikarp used the Splash move.

"Magikarp, use Splash!" Brambleclaw yowled. Magikarp used Splash.

This went on for a few minutes. Suddenly, Ashfur's cell phone rang.

"Sorry, I have a call," Ashfur blushed as he accepted the call. "Hello? Hi! O mother, where art though? Dost though need a Magikarp? I have 20!"

"I have 100!" Brambleclaw bragged.

"I have over 9000!" Spottedpaw13, appearing from nowhere, grinned.

"Really?" Brambleclaw asked.

"NO, I have 1. Because of the Mobius box. And I named it Knuckles," Spottedpaw13 rolled her eyes, then suddenly began laughing. "It's my favorite Pokemon in that box!

"I look so cool talking into a cell phone," Ashfur sighed into the cell phone. "What? No, I'm still here. Splash, food, Splash!"

The Magikarp, who was apparently named food, used Splash.

"Ah...nevermind," Ashfur groaned.

"My Magikarp looks better when it uses Splash!" Brambleclaw bragged, and his Magikarp used Splash.

"Oh, forget this!" Ashfur spat as he threw a pie in Brambleclaw's face. "This will never end!"

"Oh course it will!" Brambleclaw protested, wiping the pie off of his face. "Magikarp, use Splash!"

Magikarp used Splash!

food used Splash!

"Seriously, we did not need to continue with this!" Ashfur growled.

"Yes you do," Spottedpaw13 told him. "Unless you think of something better."

"I challenge you do a Yu-"

"NO!" Brambleclaw hissed. "We are not playing card games."

"...Barbie ballet doll?" Spottedpaw13 asked, listening to a Holly's commercial. "I don't even know what Holly's is, but seriously? BARBIE BALLET DOLL?"

"I know!" Brambleclaw grinned. "Let's have a cake eating contest!"

"No!" Spottedpaw13 growled. "I'm sick, and I do not need to see you stuffing your mouths with cake."

"Everyone knows how this is going to end," Ashfur sighed. "Can we get on with this and just call it a short chapter?"

"Certainly," Brambleclaw nodded. "Magikarp, use Tackle!" Brambleclaw's Magikarp used Tackle, which killed food.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Ashfur groaned. "I lost!"


* I had no idea who I wanted to win, since I hate Brambleclaw and Ashfur. So eventually, after deciding to do a Pokemon battle, I found this video called Best Pokemon Battle Ever. Obviously, it was Magikarp V.S. Magikarp. However, it was something on Newgrounds, and had the trainers talking. I have no idea what they said because this computer does not have sound, but I could guess the moves. Magikarp only has 2 moves: Splash and Tackle. And it doesn't learn Tackle until level 20 or something. Note: Splash is worthless. And it has 40 PP. Stupid move.

I really do have a Mobius box on a Pokemon game. Pokemon Diamond, to be exact. And yes, my only Magikarp on that game is Knuckles.

The Best Pokemon Battle Ever didn't exactly end, so I just decided Brambleclaw can win since he got Squirrelflight anyway (for a series).

food FOR THE WIN!

~Spottedpaw13~