I don't own warriors, for now.
HELLO PEEPS!!!!!!! Wazzup? Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been busy. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Here goes.
Dear diary,
Now Longtail and Darkstripe are taking catnip to, but we all are fine, I don't get really high, I just get a little more cheerful that I usually am. . . okay, so I might get a little dizzy too, why do you care, god, leave me alone!! Where was I? Oh right, so they've been coming out with me, and it's cool, having some company. I have still been hanging out with Sasha, she's pretty nice, but nothing compared to Firepaw, good lord that is the most luscious hunk of tom-candy I have ever seen.with his silky whiskers, and soft coat. I think Ravenpaw still knows something, so I've been trying to kill him, but he's tougher than he looks. Oh hey guess what I've been promoted to deputy!!!!!!! Lionheart died in a fight with shadow clan, and that was too bad, because he really was quite hot, but I am deputy in his place. YAY
Sincerely,
Tigerstar
P.S. I have to get a new tuft of hair from Firepaw, I lost my old one.
P.P.S. Soap opera update. Blake dumped Monica and Nicole, he dumped her first 'cause he felt guilty, now he's going out with one of his clients, (he's a lawyer) and Monica and Ashlee are having relationship issues because Ashlee didn't know Monica was still going out with Blake.
Dear diary,
FIREPAWS A WARRIOR!!!!!!!! HIS NAME IS FIREHEART!!!!! HE"S A WARRIOR!!!!!! I'M SO PROUD!!!! YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!! Oh, also, Graypaws a warrior and there was a big battle, and Yellowfang got accused of kit-stealing and murduring, and Ravenpaw died, and a bunch of other stuff but mostly, FIREPAWS A WARRIOR!!!!!! Oh, and Spottedleaf died. This is good because fireheart had a total crush on her, but now he can be mine, ALL MINE!!!!
Sincerely
Tigerstar
