"Eat. The. Vegetables."
"Hell no! Look at the yicky color! It's…it's…GREEN! It's, ewww, BROCOLLIS!"
"It's not only green! There's also carrots, it's orange, your favorite color right?!"
"But right now, the way it's crushed into pasta, mixed with…(shudders) cereal and and…ewww, asparagus, it resembles a puke. Bleaaaaah…"
"Are you insulting my mother's favorite recipe?!"
"It just proves that inside your family everyone had some screw looses on the head! Who'd in sane mind would like to cook this…this…THING?!"
"Better than YOU, who prefers to eat this…unhealthy, artificial, sickening food that you call instant cup noodles!"
"What's the problem about that! I want RAMEN DAMMIT! GIVE IT TO ME!"
"NO! EAT MY FOOD!"
"I DON'T WANNA! TEME!"
"Dobe, either you eat it IN THIS INSTANT or I'll shove it down your throat!"
"HAH! As if! A moron like you wouldn't be able to even touch a strand of hair from the great Uzumaki Naruto!"
"OH YEAH?!"
"YEAH!"
…
Later, while both of them were doing communities services (even though they were the current Rokudaime Hokage and his faithful ANBU Captain, tsc tsc, have some shame of yourselves) cowered in fear from the rage of a certain kunoichi, more widely known as "The ogre power behind the cute face" (or you may prefer knowing her name, Haruno Sakura), they didn't want to reveal what was the reason behind for…
Destroying half of Konoha.
