All around the city, missing posters were posted. They clearly said in flashing neon script, 'Have you seen this hat!!!!!!!!!??? Rawr111!' It had a picture of Bobe'. Beside it was of the easter bunny. It said, 'Have you seen this bunny????!!!" Under it was a translation. It said, 'Hav u sen tis fing kool bune???!!!!" Another translation said, "Hola, mi bunny a buenos noches??!!!" Of course your wondering what this has to do with Overpass, right? NOTHING! We sooo owned you. I can't belive you fell for it. You probably think this is Ren typing... You're wrong. It's totally Ki, dude.
"Ki!!! you're not supposed to type that on the school's newsletter! That goes to the supervisor!" Kurama shouted.
"I've already sent out 7,502.3 Oh, and you got some weird E-mail about the easter bunny."
"What! I told him we were through! He should know to stop calling me. It was just one night, just one innocent night at his apartment! Besides, Hiei was paying me-"
"But sir, this is an E-mail, not a phone call."
"Oh, that's totally different. What did it say?"
"We have taken the easter bunny hostage. You have to give up 3,000.5 pez by midnight. And also your child support is late. Love, Ren."
"I have no idea who its from." Ki stated. "How about you, Kurama."
"No. Aushi?"
"Not a clue. Hiei?"
"How am I supposed to know? I just came in here three minutes ago."
"Hey, Kurama! Did you get my E-mail?" Ren asked, walking through the door.
"You took the easter bunny!?" Kurama asked.
"Yeah, and I'm going to help you find him because Hiei ditched me half-way though the process. What do you say Mr. Moltenlava?"
"Why would you help us look? You know where he is."
"I forgot. All I know is that it's somewhere at your house."
"How did you get in? I have to change my locks tomorrow."
"Your puny locks won't help. My dragon is not a gay wuss...LIKE SOME PEOPLE I COULD MENTION, BUT THAT WOULD BE REALLY IMPOLITE LIKE SHOUTING. I HATE PEOPLE WHO SHOUT. IT HURTS MY EARS!!!"
"Ki, why didn't you stop her? I know you spend your free time at my house!"
"I was busy with the newsletter. The Principal thinks I'll stay out of jail if I get a hobby. Plus it gives him something to read while he recovers from, oh what did he call it? Oh yeah, he called it: "My supercalifragilisticexpealidocious awesome wonderfull NOT gay, but still very sexy cat-fight with Michael Angelo." Then he sighed like a fangirl, which gave me the impression that he was indeed gay. What were we talking about?"
"Ki, you just started typing the newsletter 5 minutes ago!"
"Fine I'll tell the truth, but it'll embarass you infront of everyone here." Ki paused and Ren pulled out a video camera. "I was helping Bobe arrange your underwear like you told us to do last night!"
"I didn't tell you to do that!!!" Kurama's face turned the color of his hair.
"What does it say in this then!" Ki pulled out a large, pink, frilly book that said: "Kurama's Diary and List of My Greatest Fantasies." Ki quickly flipped to the list of his greatest fantasies. "It says, "What I wouldn't give to have a leathery hat and a sexy young woman organize my underwear together and record it on film to the theme song of mission impossible." She closed the book. Said entry was clearly written in Ki's hand writing.
"I've got the tape where's the main t.v. that connects to all the t.v.s in the school including the t.v. in the principal's hospital room where he's waiting with a full tub of popcorn and a large rootbeer?" Hiei paused, out of breath and then waved the tape in the air doing a strange impish victory dance.
"I've got the t.v.!" Aushi pulled a t.v out of her backpocket and connected it to a large plug in. Hiei put the tape in the vcr.
"Stop, No!" Kurama shouted, but it was too late he had already ductaped himself to a chair.
The tape started. Ki was wearing her swimsuit and had Bobe sitting on top of her head. "Mr. Minamino, I know this is the only one of your greatest dreams I could make true. The only other one in there involved Ren and a noose. Also, I think there was one about 11 hot american school boys, but I'd rather not go into that. Either way, start the music, Bobe!" Ki threw Bobe' at a stereo and it started to play the mission impossible music. Ki started to roll and dart around the room, holding an imaginary gun and throwing pairs of underwear like shurikan. They landed folded and in a neat pile in his top drawer right next to his socks. "Oh, there's one left." Ki gave an exaggerated sigh and suggestively bent over to retrieve a pair from under the bed.
"This is better than cable!" Ren shouted.
The retrieved underwear had pictures of Spongebob on them and also some very odd stains that Ki couldn't place. She put them in the drawer and the tape cut off.
"Ki, I didn't mean for you to try to seduce me by making a suggestive video!"
"I could sell this on the internet as porn!" Ren exclaimed.
"Wait til you see the next part." Ki winked.
"There's more?"
"Oh, no you don't!" Kurama broke free from the bonds he had placed on himself and grabbed the tape, destroying it in the prosess.
"It doesn't matter. We have it in manga form and it's already circling through the market. The title is: 'Kurama's Greatest Fantasies, Part One."
"Let me see!" Ren demanded. Ki pulled a copy of the book out of a dark hole in the air and gathered Hiei, Ren, and Aushi together with her. She turned the page.
"Oh my." Hiei said.
"Woah..." Ren said.
"Cool!" Aushi squeaked.
Ki turned the page again.
"Oh my." Hiei said.
"Woah..." Ren said.
"Cool!" Aushi squeaked
Ki turned the page again.
"Oh my." Hiei said.
"Woah..." Ren said.
"Cool!" Aushi squeaked
Ki turned the page again.
"Oh my." Hiei said.
"Woah..." Ren said.
"Cool!" Aushi squeaked
Ki turned the page again.
"Oh my." Hiei said.
"Woah..." Ren said.
"Cool!" Aushi squeaked
Ki turned the page again.
"Oh my." Hiei said.
"Woah..." Ren said.
"Cool!" Aushi squeaked
Kurama couldn't take it anymore, he had to see. He looked and what he saw was Bobe and a carrot doing...stuff. Yeah, kids shouldn't buy the book. Teens either. Adults too.
"Ren shut-up! You're bringing down our sales, our most powerful marketing is impressionable three year olds. They've already bought the action figures. Are you trying to foil my plans of making an army of super pervs?!!"
The door burst open and a shadowy figure imerged.
"No, I thought I killed you!" Ren exclaimed.
It was...To be continued.
(A/N):
Ren: You're trying to create an army of super pervs?! That was my idea, but mine would have had old men with walkers...and Jakey-Jake.
Ki: You don't know the half of it. I've already created one army."
Aushi: "What army is that?"
Ki: "Have you ever wondered why Yaoi is so popular?!"
Ren: "Yeah, I kind of have."
Ki: "I was behind the whole thing."
Kurama: "I'm shocked! Sweet, little Ki! What happened. I thought you were the only non-pervert in this world!"
Ren: "You're not calling yourself a perv, right Mr. Mercury?!"
Kurama: "Well, there was that one time-"
Producer of Overpass: "That's enough author's notes! Kurama's not even an author!"
The rev of a chainsaw was heard...along with Ren's promise to take care of the producer.
And now for our new feature, since our apple died. The smurfs used him for a house. Poor Mary-sue is a widow and divorcer!
Entries from Kurama's Diary.
Dear Diary,
Today 11 Hot American school boys passed me by in the hall way. Note to self- add a new dream to my fantasy list. I also saw 11 hot American school girls, but I wasn't really interested.
-Kurama
