Lynn: WE ARE NOT DEAD!!
Gaara: You sure? 'Cause you seem kinda dead to me.
Lynn: School was crazy! I swear, teachers like to watch us suffer in those last few weeks of school. I had, like, five projects in each class! It was insane! Not to mention everyone else around here was too LAZY to DO ANYTHING!
Kankuro: I had to clean my puppets.
Temari: I was polishing my fan (and hiding from Joe).
Gaara: I was… cleaning my sand?
Liza: I was just too lazy.
Lynn: I hate you four.
Joe: -From somewhere that isn't here- I WOULD HELP IF I WAS ALOWED TO!
Lynn: SO! I would like to thank fire-of-wrath (I owe you a cookie still), KillerLiger3000, Shoelacey, and Kakakashi girl 15, Shino's Girl 14, and Ferret Demon for reviewing!! I also want to thank jaydeavis for putting us on Story Alert. Hope everyone likes this chapter! I honestly can't even express in words how sorry I am for not updating… but I'll try. Here it goes… I'M SORRY!!
Liza: That was special, can you start the story now.
Lynn: ON IT!
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Chapter 10 (aka: The Mall… PartII!)
Gaara was bored of watching his brother and Lynn go crazy over lip gloss, so he decided to turn to Liza.
"Whatcha doing?"
"Playing a video game thingy that the idiots in this store set up in order to persuade people to buy it. What are you doing?"
"Imagining I'm not here."
Gaara sighed as Liza went back to her video game. Poor Gaara. Had he been paying attention, he might of seen the Naruto game sitting in the display case. Oh well, makes the girls' lives a lot easier.
"Are you two almost done? I don't like it in here."
"Yeah, we're done! Come on Lizzy, we have to go find Temari!"
"…"
"Lizzy?"
Lynn hopelessly waved her hand in front of Liza. The pink goth frowned and turned to the ninjas. "I think we've lost her."
Kankuro sighed. "Only one thing to do."
The other two nodded while Kankuro proceeded to pick Liza up and drag her out of the store. Liza, however, didn't seem to agree with the kid napping plan.
"I HAD ONE MORE LEVEL! ONE MORE!!"
Lynn smiled. "I know you're upset, but remember: Temari is being stalked by Joe right no. So, your life could be worse!"
"True."
Gaara sighed at the overly dramatic girls and began looking into different stores. Do people really need a whole store devoted to hats? And what's-
"HIDE!"
Gaara looked over just in time to see his brother being pushed into him. Gaara groaned.
"What are you doing?"
Kankuro blinked. "Um… Lynn saw those two slutty girls from school."
"Oh… what store did they push us into anyway?"
Kankuro shrugged and looked up. Oh-
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"Hi Lyyynn."
The two sisters cringed as Natalie and Ellen approached them. Behind them were about five other girls, all of whom looked exactly the same. Lynn smiled politely at the obnoxious girls.
"Hey Allen… Ellen… Ellen? Yeah Ellen. It is-
"You can stop talking now. Soooo, where are your friends."
Liza and Lynn exchanged nervous looks with one another. "Their, um… around." (and for some reason they thought this would completely end the conversation.
Natalie did a weird hair flip thing and smiled. "I bet they probably ditched you losers. Not that I blame them."
"I know for a fact that they didn't ditch us."
"Oh and how do you know that?"
"I know that because they have no clue how to get home from here!"
The seven (or maybe it's eight… THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!) all gasped. "They're living with you."
Liza smiled (I know, creepy). "Of course they are. What's wrong, you little whores thought you'd get your clutches on them outside of school?"
Ellen and Natalie (and the multiplying robot- groupies) all stared at the middle schooler in shock. Ellen quickly regained her composer and smiled in a sickeningly sweet way. "Oh Liza, that's cute, but don't you think those boys are a little old for you."
Natalie flipped her hair again and also smiled. "Yeah, and you call us sluts?"
"First of all, she technically called you whores. Secondly, according to those fake ID's you got so you skanks could get boys drunk so they actually find you attractive, your all older than Gaara and Kankuro!"
Lynn and Liza both nodded to each other and turned back to said skanks. The multiplying clones all stared in shock, waiting for the girls' response.
"You little b-
"You are not about to do what I think you are."
All the… however many girls turned around to see Temari (and, I guess, Joe as well) standing her scary, Goth clad glory. And, after being stalked by Joe all day, she was about ready to kill something. The preppies must have even seen that, because they all began to back away.
"Um… we're late for a…facial! Yeah, come on Natalie."
And with that, the evil preppies left. Lynn and Liza turned to Temari, both relieved and slightly amazed.
"How did you do that?"
"I have major skill."
"OOOOOH, TEACH US!!"
"I will over lunch. Joe's buying."
Liza looked over at Joe (who was amazed by dust particles) and smiled. "In that case, I'm going to eat 'till I hurl."
"Good for you Lizzy. I just… Feel like I'm forgetting something… Oh well!"
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Gaara and Kankuro stood awkwardly as some women were pointing at them, whispering. In front of them was a very tall (very fat) mall cop.
"I'm telling you… officer? I didn't know it was a-
"Just stop right there young man. I have a daughter you know! It's perverts like you that make me fear for my her and other young girls like her."
"I told you, my friends pushed us in there. I had no idea what Victoria's Secret even was!"
Gaara watched silently as the mall cop and Kankuro argued back and forth. Honestly, he had no clue what was going on, and Kankuro had told to be quiet and let him do all the talking. Unfortunately, letting Kankuro talk so far had only led to the scary cashier in the store call security. So, Gaara decided to take things into his own hands.
"We were looking for something for our sister."
Kankuro and the mal cop both turned towards Gaara. "What?"
"We were looking for something for her birthday and decided to stop in here. I don't see what's wrong with that."
"Son, there are quite a few things wrong with that. But it's not against mall policy, so you two are free to go."
Kankuro turned to Gaara as soon as they were out of ear shot. "That was… creepy."
"Why? I realized it was predominately women shopping there, so I said we were shopping for our sister. I don't understand how that's creepy."
Kankuro sighed. "My poor, naïve brother. Let's just… never speak of this again."
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A/N
Lynn: I'm soooooooo sorry for the bad chapter. I know, you may all hate me, I deserve it!
Gaara: Yeah, you kind of do.
Liza: Definitely.
Lynn: I still hate you all!
Kankuro: If anyone's allowed to be angry, it's me. I LOOKED LIKE A PERVERT!!
Temari: I was stalked by Joe.
Liza: She wins.
Lynn: Still sorry! I will try to update again as soon as possible! I LUVS YOUSE GUYS!!
Gaara: Does that mean you love us again too?
Lynn: Not quite. SEE YOU ALL SOON!!... I hope!
