Couch Scene: The family rides motorcycles to the couch and stop. They then ran to the couch and notice that Bart's not here. Suddenly they all scream and jump out of the way as Bart crashes towards the couch.
Ralph's The Word Sequence: "My dad says that my pet frog hopped away to Disney Land." Ralph said as he was riding a bike with a frog stuck to the wheel.
Bart was bored today as he was playing video games with Milhouse. He was playing the PS3, Xbox 360, and Nintendo Wii all at once with Milhouse. He had to use his feet, head, and hands to do this along with Milhouse.
"TV... good..." Bart Simpson said as he acted like he was a zombie thinking only about TV.
"Yes... Lisa... good... too..." Milhouse said as he was also acting like a zombie but thinking about Lisa.
"Game... good... for... the... mind..." Bart and Milhouse said at the same time.
"What are you doing?" Lisa asked as she saw them.
"Go... away... err..." Bart said.
"Whatever." Lisa said as she began to read her book somewhere else.
As three hours passed, Marge entered the house and heard noises from the TV room. She entered the TV room and saw Bart and Milhouse having seizures and watching TV at the same time.
"What's going on here?" Marge said as she turned off the TV.
"Turn the TV back on!" Bart said as his and Milhouse's seizure suddenly turned off.
"Why don't you just go play outside with your little sister?" Marge said.
"Maggie is just a baby. How am I going to have fun with a baby?" Bart said.
"I meant Lisa."
"That's even worst."
"You used to have fun all the time when you were younger, smaller, more cuter and..."
"Are you saying you like the more younger and more smaller me than now?" Bart said.
"Well, you're still the same except more clever with your pranks. Like the time you egged Skinner's house with different kinds of eggs and put a bucket of paint on top of Skinner's door as he got angered by two pranks." Marge said.
"That was when I was ten."
"Wait if that was clever when you were ten, then... how clever are your pranks right now?"
"You might see. I might prank someone at the night, day, or maybe even in their own living room or just when I feel like it." Bart said as he walked out of the house with Milhouse.
"Don't forget about your sister!" Marge yelled.
"I won't!" Bart said as he left.
"Hello Marge." Homer said. "Anyway, I'm going to watch this new show I've heard of."
"What is it?"
"It's some animated adult show called Family Guy. I heard it's funny but everything else is just lame." Homer said as he switched the channels to FOX. "Here's an episode of Family Guy right now."
"Oh my god." Marge said after she saw the whole episode. "This show is bad for all women."
"So? Look at that fat guy who wears that white shirt and has brown hair and does crazy things which is somehow familiar." Homer said.
"Homer. Your fat, had a white shirt, and used to have brown hair. Plus, that guy who does all of the crazy things seems so familiar. Haven't you done all of those things, Homer?"
"Are you saying that whoever created this show is using comedy from my family? That's just crazy talk."
"Oh yeah. Than what's that." Marge said as he pointed to main character's friends who were similar to Homer's friends.
"That is familiar. They all remind me of my friends except for that policeman."
A bit later the show was over and said that Seth McFarlane created the show in the credits which somehow surprised Homer.
"That bastard!" Homer said.
"What do you mean Homer?"
"He's the guy who makes fun of me and my friends before I've met you. We used to be in the same school. Now he's copying my exact moods just to make some stupid cartoon." Homer said angrily.
"First of all. You loved that cartoon before realizing it was made by some guy you hate. Second, who's this Seth McFarlane and why would he know about your life right now. He doesn't know me or our kids." Marge said.
"Actually, sometimes he spies at me, for his research which turned out to be this cartoon! I try to bug him off but he won't listen!"
"How does he know he's spying at you?" Marge said.
"Sometimes he's disguised as a hobo. I first think he's actually a hobo, but then I get fooled when he reveals himself. He uses the same hobo costume and I still get fooled."
"Hobo? You mean the same hobo I sometimes bring lemonade to him?" Marge said.
"Yep."
"Anyway that's not the problem. We'll have a talk with him. Maybe he will say sorry or even give you some money."
"You think that guy who messed with me for years is just going to say sorry or hand me some cash. I'm going to smash his head next time I see him." Homer answered.
"Hey Homer." A hobo said as he saw him through a window.
"Why you little!" Homer said as he jumped through the window and strangled the hobo. "This is all for your stupid cartoons!"
"What's going on here?" Another hobo said as he was carrying a notebook that said "Ideas". "I guess you realize the hobo is Seth McFarlane."
"Wait a minute? If your Seth... than... Uh-oh." Homer said until the real hobo strangled him.
"Great ideas for comedy that can only be seen in reality, for now..." Seth said as he wrote an idea he just seen.
Bart was on his skateboard as Milhouse and Lisa watched him at the Springfield Gorge.
"Are sure you want to try this again?" Milhouse said as he saw how deep was the Springfield Gorge.
"He's stupid." Lisa said.
"Milhouse, I'm an year older now. I'm more clever in my pranks, still have my same face, and I'm a better skateboarder and because of these reasons, I'm going to skate all the way on the other side. That was the past and tomorrow is my future!" Bart yelled to the sky as he began to skateboard on Springfield Gorge. A minute later he was now skateboarding in air until suddenly Milhouse and Lisa saw him disappeared as him and his skateboard felled into the Springfield Gorge. Bart was screaming causing an echo to last for three minutes. Milhouse and Lisa looked beneath the Springfield Gorge and saw only pitch-black darkness.
"Bart!" Milhouse yelled. "... That's it! I can't live in a world without Bart!"
Suddenly Milhouse pushed Lisa into the Springfield Gorge and then he jumped off the cliff. Later Milhouse and Lisa were screaming for his life as he was falling in Springfield Gorge. An hour later, Bart, Lisa, and Milhouse woke up in some kind of underground building.
"Where are we?" Bart said as he saw a huge hole on top of the underground building.
"We must be at the bottom of Springfield Gorge!" Lisa said angrily as she punched Milhouse in the face.
"I'm sorry!" Milhouse cried.
"What's this?" Bart said as he walked up to an huge nuclear missile.
"What the heck is this doing in Springfield?" Lisa said as she saw something under the dust of the missile.
Lisa removed the dust and saw a familiar symbol.
"Oh my god. That's President's Truman's name on the missile. This must be one of the secret bases that hold's the President's control over the nuclear missile."
"One of? You mean there are more?" Bart said.
"Of course there are. They use a nuclear football to control the nuclear missiles. They may be huge but they are kept secret, but how come there's no guards, scientists, or anyone in this base."
"Must be abandoned. I'm guessing this missile doesn't even work." Milhouse said.
"Look at these classified files!" Bart said. "America was planning to nuke Russia if they don't deactivate their nuclear missiles on Cuba!"
"Bart, everyone knows about that. It's already been revealed to everyone. It's call the Cuban Missile Crisis." Lisa said. "Anyway, what should we do with this place? Should we tell everyone about it?"
"We could keep it a secret." Milhouse said.
"That's sound like a bad idea, Milhouse." Bart said.
"I have to agree on Bart with this one."
"Yep." Bart said. "This should be a kid's club instead."
"What?" Lisa said.
"Didn't you just agreed with Bart?" Milhouse said.
"I didn't meant it like that."
"Yeah. I have to agree with Lisa." Bart said. "What she is saying that we this should be a casino for kids. It's big and there'll be gambling!"
"That's a good idea Lisa!" Milhouse said.
"Yep. Your ideas are finally useful."
"I said no such thing!"
"Of course you did. Next thing you're telling me that destroying large parts of the Amazon is a bad thing."
"It is!"
"Whatever Lisa. Were using that your Kid Casino idea whether you like it or not!"
"ITS NOT MY IDEA!" Lisa said angrily.
"Where's the exit?"
"It's right there." Bart said as he pointed at an elevator that was on fire, filled with traps and then suddenly the elevator itself just fell down by itself.
"I got a letter from Seth McFarlane." Marge said as she entered the kitchen. "In the letter he said that he wants to have a talk with you over poker night. He said that you can invite some friends if you want."
"Really? Poker night with Seth McFarlane. Oh my god!" Homer said.
"I thought you hate Seth."
"Oh yeah. That man is going down!" Homer said as he pulled a metallic baseball bat from under the table. "Revenge!"
"By the way... Have you seen the kids?"
"Actually, not really..." Homer said.
"Hey diddly neighborino's." Ned said as he was talking to them through the window. "Have you seen my Rod and Todd? There were suppose to go to Bible Study today."
"Uh Ned. Today is the Female Bible study. Why are you bringing them?" Marge said as she was holding a bible.
"I'm one of the people who's in charge of that program."
Suddenly Marge threw the bible under the table.
"Anyway." Ned continued. "I have no babysitters I can find to babysit them. Later, on their missing."
"Hey! That happen to my children too!" A couple of parents said as they suddenly entered the kitchen.
Suddenly more and more parents were entering the kitchen and saying the same thing.
"Uh... how did they got in to my house?" Marge said.
"You know honey. We could just relax and have a romantic evening tonight..." Homer said.
Suddenly the fathers were starting to do the same thing.
"Are you men crazy." A mother said. "Why are all men like this?"
"Yep." Homer said. "You just got to face it ladies. We men are all perverts, except the men who lose their children all the time, and strangling them, and always replacing them with brownies?" Homer laughed.
Suddenly Marge looked at him angrily.
"Oh right..." Homer said as he remembered that he does all these things.
Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom, I mean the U.S. Government.
"Strange. Where's Bart Simpson. That smart kid who uses Al Gore's books." The Man in the suit said.
"Sir, the last time these cameras saw Bart Simpson was at Springfield Gorge. A bunch of children were also hiding in the bushes for a very long time." An employee said. "Look!"
Suddenly a bunch of kids holding cash stepped out of the bushes smiling as if they were at a casino. Later, they saw Bart stepping out of the bushes.
"Bart Simpson! First he knows our secret, now, he hides away from our cameras! What next! He'll find out that we were the one's behind the Bermuda Triangle? We need a good agent to spy on Bart Simpson! Get information on his mysterious disappearances."
"It's about time you said that. A bunch of guys are here now. They've waiting like thirteen hours for this." The employee said.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"We did thirteen times but you just kept on blabbering about this kid who just reads this book. I mean think about it. What if he likes conspiracy, but doesn't actually believe in it. He might not even be smart."
"I am the one in charge of here and I'm saying that dumbass is a smartass! Now show me these agents!"
The employee and the man in the suit entered a room to see a bunch of people in front of them.
"Here are the people who wants to work for us." The Employee said. "They are James Bond, Black Widow, Inspector Gadget, Sherlock Holmes, MacGyver, Solid Snake, Sam Fisher, and that's about all. Oh, wait. There's all Homer's Simpson's drunken cousin, Bobby Simpson."
"I go for the drunken Simpson." The Man in the Suit said. "He looks smart."
"Okay, wait a minute! Why do you always think the dumb ones are smart and the smart ones are dumb! Seriously. Bobby Simpson is drunk right now. He's even bullying Inspector Gadget right now."
"You think your better than me Gadget? Just because you have all of your fancy... gadgets and guns?" Bobby Simpson said as he looked at the other agents. "What are you looking... at James... Bond?"
"Nothing... and will you get some deodorant? There not expensive you know." James Bond said.
"Look at me. I'm James Bond and I always need deodorant because I probably have a sweating problem."
"This guy is annoying..." Solid Snake said.
"I've seen worst." Sam Fisher said as James Bond and Bobby Simpson were fighting.
"All of you can leave now. Except for James Bond and Bobby Simpson. You have to continue fighting because I just made a bet with this guy."
Bart Simpson entered his Kid Casino or also known as a Nuclear Missile Base. He walked through each of the games to check if anyone was here.
"Looks like no one's here." Bart Simpson said.
"Who's not here?" An old man said.
"AHH!" Bart screamed as he felled to the floor. "Who are you? A hobo?"
"What? No! I'm the... hey? How did you found this place?"
"I fell from the Springfield Gorge."
"That's strange. You should've died from that fall, even if you did land here from that huge hole on the ceiling." The old man said.
"Yeah, anyway who are you?"
"My name is Ben Grey." Ben said. "I used to work here as a scientist and... wait a minute. This is secret."
"Just tell me already! I already know about the missile, the underground base, and the freaking Cuban Missile Crisis, but I don't know you!"
"Everyone knows the Cuban Missile Crisis. Anyway I'm a scientist that works here as America and Russia were competing in a race of nuclear weapons. Yep." Ben said. "Later, the missile here was malfunctioned and stopped working, but the old U.S. Government didn't cared because they had other working nuclear missiles. Then they started forgetting about this place. After that, my wife divorced me and I didn't get to see my children grow up or my grand children grow up. It's a sad story." Ben cried.
"Really?... You can stay with my family for a while until you get a job." Bart said as Ben stopped crying.
"Really? Thanks Bart." Ben said as Bart left. "This is the tenth time it worked with the fake story and fake tears."
"Hey Homer. Can Ben get a job?" Bart asked as Homer was playing poker with his friends and Seth McFarlane.
"Uh... Sure..."
"Oh yeah, he needs a place to stay too."
"Stay in the dog house."
"The dog house? Why not the guest room or the basement?" Bart asked.
"The dog took the basement and the cat took the guest room. There fighting over something I don't know."
"That's good comedy." Seth said as he was writing a joke based on Homer's dog and cat.
"Will you stop that!" Homer said.
"Yeah!" Moe, Lenny, Barney, and Carl agreed.
"This is good comedy. Where else am I going to find something like this."
"... He's right..." Lenny admitted it. "But why did you made me looked like a pervert!"
"Aren't we all perverts?" Seth said as he tried to convinced Lenny.
"That may be true, but that Quagmire guy has a huge chin, and is a bigger pervert than all of us combined."
"Plus, why did you made my character so soft." Carl asked. "He's also fat!"
"And how come the character based on me is not a friend of Peter Griffin. The Peter Griffin guy is based on my friend Homer Simpson." Moe argued.
"Well at least I get to be a strong policemen." Barney burped.
"He's actually based on a policemen back in Shelbyville."
Suddenly Barney broke his glass and used it as a weapon.
"Whoa guys! Can't we talk about this!" Seth said as the Homer and his friends were ganging up on him.
"Well... what are the differences of my family?" Homer said.
"Well the Lois character has a huge nose...
Suddenly Homer got angry.
"... but she's has red hair and the Meg character is a pitiful loser with no friends, very ugly, treated with no respect, and has a big nose..."
Suddenly Homer got angry again.
"...but she can be smart..."
"Go on..." Homer said.
"Stewie is a homosexual with a football head..."
Homer suddenly picked up a metallic baseball bat out of nowhere.
"... but he's smart, knows how to fire a gun, and a boy..."
"What about Bart?"
"He's polite, nice, and has a great connection to his father."
"That sounds good." Moe said.
"But he's stalked by a monkey and an gay old man, he's fat chubby and considered a sissy, and he's pretty much unpopular."
"Men. Get ready for your weapons." Homer said as he carried his baseball bat, Moe carried his shotgun, Barney carried the broken glass bottle, Carl carried chunk of wood with a nail stuck to it, and Lenny was carrying a flamethrower.
"Uh... Lenny... Where did you got that flamethrower?" Homer asked.
"Wall-Mart. Why?" Lenny answered
"Guys! How about we just walked together to the FOX studios and change the characters a bit." Seth said.
"No jokes?" Homer asked.
"Yes, no jokes!"
"I don't know. FOX can cheat people a lot."
"There's Duff Man with a batch of icy cold beer." Seth said.
"Where's the bus!" Homer said.
At the Nuclear Power Plant, Ben was working like a champ in his office at the Nuclear Power Plant as Bart watched. He turned around to Bart as he was wearing a suit and his hair was more neat.
"Thanks to you Bart, I have a job, some money, and I just bought a new house." Ben said.
"Well, thank you. Now you can leave my house when you're done moving." Bart said as he and Ben left.
Suddenly Bobby Simpson, the agent, entered the office.
"Where are they now?" Bobby Simpson thought.
"You there!" Mr. Burns said. "Get back to work. Homer Simpson."
"But I'm not..."
"I said get back to work right now!" Mr. Burns yelled.
Suddenly Bobby Simpson sat on the chair and began to press buttons randomly just like Homer Simpson. As Mr. Burns left, Bobby fell asleep on the chair.
Three Hours later, Bobby Simpson was following Bart and Ben as they walked towards a bush. Suddenly an elevator appeared out of nowhere from the bush which surprised Bobby Simpson. As the elevator stopped, Bart and Ben walked towards Ben's stuff which was in a bunch of boxes. He was going to bring the boxes to his house.
"You know Bart. For a devious evil prankster, you're not so bad. By the way, can you get that box of papers over there?" Ben said.
"Not so fast." Bobby Simpson said.
"Hello Bob!" Bart said.
"Call me Uncle." Bobby Simpson said.
"Bobby!"
"Uncle!"
"Un..."
"Yes?"
"Unobby Bobby." Bart said.
"Why you little!" Bobby Simpson said as he tried to strangle Bart, but nothing happen.
"Man, you are so weak. My neck is strong as steel from all the times that Homer strangled me." Bart said as he was able to talked more clearer than usual.
"Oh yeah!" Bobby Simpson said as he grabbed a chain and strangled Bart with it. Suddenly Bart was gasping for air this time.
"Does this run in the family?" Ben asked.
"Pre..tty much..." Bart said
As Ben moved a little, Bobby Simpson stopped strangling him and pulled out his gun at him.
"Stop right there, whoever you are." Bobby Simpson said until he suddenly pressed the trigger without thinking.
Ben managed dodge the bullet, but it shot a lever that caused alarms, speakers, and other huge noises to occur.
"What's happening?" Bart yelled as the ground was shaking.
"That lever activates the launch of the nuclear missile!" Ben yelled
"Nuclear missile?" Bobby Simpson yelled.
"I thought you said it was malfunctioned!
"It was at first, but we never checked it later! We just assumed it was broken!" Ben said as the missile was launched.
"Where's it heading!" Bart yelled
"The missile is gone Bart, you can stop yelling now. Anyway, this missile's target right now would be the worst place in America."
Later in Springfield.
"Oh, I feel like burping." Krusty said as he opened his mouth. Suddenly his burp sounded like the noise of a rocket.
Later at the parks of the Springfield.
"Oh my god, Bonny. Her first word!" A husband said.
The baby opened her mouth and suddenly sounded like the sound of a rocket.
"Isn't her voice beautiful?" The wife said.
Later at Al Gore's convention.
"Why won't a lot of people buy my book about the crimes and conspiracies of American life?" Al Gore said.
Suddenly a rocket appeared.
"Oh my god. It's a War of the World's. Get ready people!"
"Yeah right." Skinner said.
"But come on. Look! There's another one right now!" Al Gore said as a space ship appeared in the sky.
"Okay, Seth McFarlane!" Homer said as his friends were at FOX studios. "Were at your lair, so what are you going to do?"
"Don't worry, I'll ask some of the employees of Family Guy and FOX to see what suits best for you. Here's one right now. Hey Marty!"
"What are you doing here?" Marty said as he was holding papers. "Didn't you got the message on your phone?"
"What do you mean?"
"Your show just got cancelled. It seems some parent TV organization manage to kill your show. We're going to replace with some new shows later."
"What?" Seth said. "This can't be happening."
"Hey what's that?" Homer said as he pointed at the sky and saw a huge object coming right for them.
Meanwhile, at the underground base also known as the kid's casino.
"What are you doing? Ben knows what's he doing!" Bart said as Bob was still pointing his gun at Ben.
"I don't know what to do. I can't trust that guy, because... Kind of think of it... I don't think he has done anything bad." Bob said.
"I'll buy you a donut if you put down that gun."
"What gun?" Bobby said as he threw the gun somewhere else.
Suddenly a bunch of Squirrels took the gun.
"This machine here can control the Nuclear Missile. I just need to do this." Ben said as he pressed different buttons. He then pressed a red button and then suddenly the missile moved away from FOX studios and went somewhere else.
"Hey Ben? Where did that missile go at first anyway?" Bobby asked.
"Well, if I'm right, I would say about FOX studios. The TV shows and movies are good, but the rules suck, they can rip-off people easily, and there cancellation policies suck. The most worst thing about FOX is that when they cancel a really great show, they replace it with a show that people would not want to watch."
"Good point." Bart said. "Where did that missile go anyway?"
Meanwhile in space at the construction of the International Space Station.
"Were almost done with this project." An American Astronaut said.
"Yes my comrade." A Russian Astronaut said.
"You know, I just had an idea." A Japanese Astronaut said.
"What is it?" A Canadian Astronaut said.
"If all of the countries, poor, rich, Christian, Islam, Science-like, Religion-like, and all kinds of other countries work together we can create peace. We have the UN and all, but we need all of the countries to work together." The Japanese Astronaut said.
"You know. The Japanese is right. If we put some... what the heck is that?" The Russian said as he saw a flying object coming towards the International Space Station.
"No, no, no! Were almost done!" The Canadian Astronaut yelled as the missile destroyed the International Space Station.
"WAR!" All of the astronauts yelled.
(Extra Scene)
"I wonder what's on TV, now?" Homer said as he turned on the TV. "What the, Family Guy!"
"What's so surprising. It got revived last week after strong DVD sales." Bart and Lisa explained.
"Oh yeah. I heard that some nuclear missile hit the International Space Station. That was billions of dollars. The countries are trying to blame this on the communist countries, but it's really hard for the other countries to get over something like this." Lisa said as Bart was shaking in guilt. "Bart? Why are you acting like that."
"Okay." Bart said. "You see..."
"Why you little!" Homer said as he immediately knew who destroyed the ISS.
"This is good quality comedy." Seth McFarlane said.
"Will you get out!"
