Disclaimer: This is the last time I'll say this [well, in this particular story at least]: Naruto is not mine. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto-sensei.
I also don't own SpongeBob SquarePants. [I borrowed a line or two and don't want to be sued.] Stephen Hillenburg does.
Ways To Join The Akatsuki (In Fanfiction)
BONUS~A Plushie To Love and Stuff
This chapter is a technique within itself. To reward your reviewers for all the reviewing they've been doing, throw in a bonus chapter! It makes the people happy AND gets you more reviews! Simple but affective.
This idea may require a little personal experience…Though most of it is that wonderful tool we call IMAGINATION.
Without further a due, let's begin!
She could hear the steps on the gravel. She sat up as quickly as she could.
He had arrived which meant it was finally here.
Like a bullet from a gun, the girl shot down the stairs and wrenched open the door. "It's here!"
The poor delivery guy felt terrified. "Uh, ma'am? Could you please calm down? I need you to sign-"
"Yeah, yep, whatever! Give me the damn thing!" She grabbed the pen and paper, hastily signed her name - Lila - and pulled the box the man was holding from under his arm. "There! I signed! Now leave! I need quality time with him!"
"If I may miss…It's only a plush doll-" The door was slammed in his face.
"Now…" Lila sped into her living room and plonked herself on the sofa. Breathing out slowly, her hands curled into talons as she ripped into the cardboard.
After five minutes, she was holding her mail order.
"Pain-sama!" She squealed, squeezing the doll to her chest. "I finally have you! I waited a week for you to come and you're here!" Lila then proceeded to fan girl for twenty minutes over the inanimate object.
The phone rang a few seconds later. Lila blinked.
"Oh, there's the phone! Well Pain-sama I'll just put you down on this comfy cushion, pick the phone up and stuff. I know me saying this is completely irrelevant but hell, it adds more words to the count. Heck yeah baby!" She then did as she said. "Hello? Amelie? Hi! OMG, you'll never guess what came in the post this morning! Uh uh…No, my plushie came! Yep. No way! He's adorable. Shut up! Just 'cause you're a Rock Lee fan girl! Sure, sure. But anyways back to my plushie…"
~ Lol, time-skip ~
So the day had ended and Lila was snuggled up in bed, her Pain plush sitting on a pillow next to her.
"You know what'd be awesome, Pain-kun? If you turned into a real human…" She yawned and settled herself, eyes closing. "But like that would ever happen…"
(The next day)
"Good morning world and all who inhabit it!"
"Do you have to shout? It's too early."
"Well yeah! It's part of my morning- Oh my Kami-sama!" Lila yelled when she saw she wasn't alone in her room. "It's…You! Pain-kun! Oh man!"
The Akatsuki leader raised an eyebrow. "Yes, it's me."
"But you were a plushie doll!"
"Was. But it appears some shit happened and now I'm human."
Lila was quiet for several heart beats, her head bowed.
"Are you even- Hey! Let go of me!" Pain bellowed when Lila launched herself at his legs, clinging on. "Geez it's like having Tobi with me."
The girl however, wasn't listening. "You're real! That's so amazing! Good things do happen to bad people!"
"Let go!" The orange haired one repeated, attempting make her get off. "My super-awesome criminal brain has come up with a plan! Now that I am real in this world, I, with the help of you, can take it over!" He ended it with an - evil - laugh.
"Pain-kun, never, ever, leave me…"
"Will you help me take over the world?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever. Kiss me now."
"No!" Pain managed to remove her grasp and made a dash down the stairs. "I'm not interested in you romantically! I only require you for taking over the planet purposes!"
"You'll love me soon!"
"D-don't touch me! What are you doing with that? Put it down! Gah! N-no!" A smash. "Ha! I missed- F*ck!"
And so that is how Pain/Pein, leader-but-not-really-leader of the Akatsuki turned human but ended up being frightened considerably by an OC.
Okay, this time really is goodbye.
Thanks for reading this most excellent guide book!
Good luck in future conquests!
TotalTownie would like to point out that she did not mean offence towards Pain/Pein fan girls…Especially because the OC's reaction is based loosely off her own when she got her Deidara plushie. Thank you!
Well, that's your bonus chapter. Quite odd. Though Rock Lee fangirlism was mentioned, so it's balanced out with epic-ness in that sense.
Thanks to the reviewers from the last chapter: Moonlight'sServant, Echo Uchiha, LizaKon [I borrowed something you said in a review, so I credit you!] and Flipspring. You're the last bunch to be thanked by name in this thing, so celebrate!
So…That's it. By the time you're reading this, this story will be marked complete. *Sighs* I don't quite know what to say…
Thanks to every single person that reviewed, faved, author/story alerted…Even if you just glanced at it, I'm thankful! The support I've been given is incredible and very inspiring!
To everybody that reads this in the future: hi there, thank you and um…see ya, I guess!
I suppose I'd better leave it at that. This has been a lot of fun! Please continue to support me!
Oh, and review this chapter, would you? XD
This is TotalTownie signing off from 'Ways To Join the Akatsuki' for the last time…Bye bye! *Bows*
