Sora's Awakening

Roxas: I hate you so much!

Diz: Oh, does somebody have their big girl panties in a bunch?

Roxas: Was that supposed to be a joke?

***Roxas slashes Diz hologram***

Diz: Ha Ha Ha! Silly boy! This is a data based projection.

***Roxas continues to slash the hologram***

Diz: Are you quite done yet?

***Roxas continues slashing for another ten minutes. Diz get annoyed and leaves***

***Pod opens***

Roxas: Holy Sh-! So this is Sora? He looks kinda like- Oh my god, he's wearing hot pants! I can't believe this! Oooh, what does this button do? ***presses random button***

***Roxas disappears while Sora wakes up***

Sora: Ugh!

***Donald and Goofy rush in***

Donald: Sora! Wake up!

Sora: Five more minutes, Ma!

Goofy: I have ice cream!

Sora: Oooh, ice cream! ***jumps out of pod*** Where's my ice cream?

Donald: Never mind that!

Jiminy: ***Yawns*** Where's my coffee? Man, what a nap!

Sora: We were asleep?

Jiminy: Well, we all just woke up, so yes, we were asleep, smart one.

Donald: ***looks around*** What happened?

Sora: Well, I remember a really big door, a bright light, and a rat…..I know! We were in the bathroom at K-Mart!

Donald: That's retarded!

Sora: You're the one who asked!

Goofy: What does your journal say, Jiminy?

Jiminy: ***takes out journal, flips through pages*** Hey! There's nothing in here!

Sora: I didn't do it!

Jiminy: ***flips to random page*** Wait, here's something. "Thank Namine." Who the hell is Namine!

Donald: Did you kill her, or rape her, or key her car, or bitch slap her boyfriend?

Jiminy: I don't know!

Goofy: ***first one to notice Sora's hot pants*** What the hell happened to you!

Sora: What!

Goofy: Your pants!

Sora: ***looks down** Hey, these are kinda comfy.

Goofy: Great, you're a cross dresser. What next?

Donald: Let's just get out of here before any more of my brain cells are sucked into the dark hole you people call conversation.

Sora: I still didn't get my ice cream.