Sora's Awakening
Roxas: I hate you so much!
Diz: Oh, does somebody have their big girl panties in a bunch?
Roxas: Was that supposed to be a joke?
***Roxas slashes Diz hologram***
Diz: Ha Ha Ha! Silly boy! This is a data based projection.
***Roxas continues to slash the hologram***
Diz: Are you quite done yet?
***Roxas continues slashing for another ten minutes. Diz get annoyed and leaves***
***Pod opens***
Roxas: Holy Sh-! So this is Sora? He looks kinda like- Oh my god, he's wearing hot pants! I can't believe this! Oooh, what does this button do? ***presses random button***
***Roxas disappears while Sora wakes up***
Sora: Ugh!
***Donald and Goofy rush in***
Donald: Sora! Wake up!
Sora: Five more minutes, Ma!
Goofy: I have ice cream!
Sora: Oooh, ice cream! ***jumps out of pod*** Where's my ice cream?
Donald: Never mind that!
Jiminy: ***Yawns*** Where's my coffee? Man, what a nap!
Sora: We were asleep?
Jiminy: Well, we all just woke up, so yes, we were asleep, smart one.
Donald: ***looks around*** What happened?
Sora: Well, I remember a really big door, a bright light, and a rat…..I know! We were in the bathroom at K-Mart!
Donald: That's retarded!
Sora: You're the one who asked!
Goofy: What does your journal say, Jiminy?
Jiminy: ***takes out journal, flips through pages*** Hey! There's nothing in here!
Sora: I didn't do it!
Jiminy: ***flips to random page*** Wait, here's something. "Thank Namine." Who the hell is Namine!
Donald: Did you kill her, or rape her, or key her car, or bitch slap her boyfriend?
Jiminy: I don't know!
Goofy: ***first one to notice Sora's hot pants*** What the hell happened to you!
Sora: What!
Goofy: Your pants!
Sora: ***looks down** Hey, these are kinda comfy.
Goofy: Great, you're a cross dresser. What next?
Donald: Let's just get out of here before any more of my brain cells are sucked into the dark hole you people call conversation.
Sora: I still didn't get my ice cream.
