Epilogue: Chronicles of Dark Raspberyl

"Faaaaaaather! Where is momma? Where is mommy?" Dark Raspberyl continually pestered Raspberyl's Father's True Heart as she held a gun to his head while he was busy holding up a massive pillar to keep the whole top half of the heart from collapsing on himself.

"I already told you, she's NOT HERE!"

"I know you're lying~" Dark Raspberyl said in a sing-song voice as she skipped around him, just for the purpose of annoyance. "I know she's in here~ Someone so close to you doesn't just disappear from your heart, she's just hiding somewhere and I'm gonna find her!"

"No you're not, because she's NOT HERE! I've BEEN TELLING YOU THIS FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS, DON'T YOU LISTEN!"

"No." Dark Raspberyl said simply, then she made her exit to explore more of the heart.

"Why did I think this was a good idea?" Raspberyl's Father's True Heart mumbled to himself.

"I HEARD YOU!" Dark Raspberyl called from the entrance, skipping back to annoy him.

Damn it...

"You thought this was a good idea so you could shoo Zetta away, remember?" Dark Raspberyl said with a bright evil smile on her face.

"I remember, I just regret it every moment of my existence." Raspbeyrl's Father's True Heart sighed.


Meanwhile on the outside...

"You didn't really think you could escape from me, did you?" Zetta asked rhetorically as he cracked his knuckles and neck at the same time.

"I wasn't trying to escape, per say, but no, I didn't really think that." Raspberyl's Father mocked him, only serving to make Zetta angry- normally not a wise move.

"Enough of your games, little demon- I'm going to crush you like the ant you are!" Zetta began to approach his target dramatically.

"Uh-oh, father needs help~" Raspberyl's Fathe said in a strangely feminine voice.

"Wh- what? Your voice changed..." Zetta barely could hold back his laughs- so he didn't try.

As Zetta was busy laughing histerically at the sudden feminine voice of someone who was so venerated as a great demon, Dark Raspberyl suddenly erupted from her Father's heart and caught Zetta by his collar and threw him at mach 9 into the landscape- and she even managed to catch him off the ground as he came back around, though not until after he was put in tremendous pain from being grinded across the ground for so great a distance- it was a fairly small netherworld they were in, but throwing someone all the way around it without having them touch the ground until the last quarter mile or so was still no small feat. Dark Raspberyl lifted him off his feet- again, quite impressive since he was about 3 feet taller than her, though since he was so injured he could do nothing to fight back.

"Listen strange man, don't you go picking on my dad or next time you'll go through the world as opposed to around it, GOT IT?" Dark Raspberyl bellowed threatingly, all Zetta could manage to do was nod and offer a mumble that sounded distinctly like an 'uh-huh'. Dark Raspberyl dropped him and returned back to the heart to harass the true heart some more.

"I must confess that this situation must seem a little backwards..." Raspberyl's Father mused for a minute, Zetta being the only one around to hear it.

"But I don't really care!~" Dark Raspberyl's voice returned for a moment to announce her feelings in a sing-song fashion, then she forced Raspberyl's Father to childishly skip through a field of flowers into the sunset with a bright smile on his face and a ripple of anger through his heart- just because she could.


A.N.- It has come to my attention that not very many people visit forums on this site, and that breaks my heart... All of us are at LEAST enthusiastic about the things we're reading or writing about, so why not talk about them with others that are, too? It doesn't even have to be a Disgaea forum, it can be ANYTHING! It's not that hard to participate, just post something once a day or so and move on with your life- simple and quite fun! I myself have started a Disgaea Role Playing forum (though no one but myself has taken notice of it yet, I've read the traffic reports...), and I'm trying to participate in other forums, but NO ONE'S THERE! People are there in the forums to talk to, so why not talk back?