Sorry that I have not updated in awhile. I had many things happen this past week. I found my dog dead in the pool this morning and it's not be an awesome week. Sigh That's why I wanted to write some comedy to get it off my mind. Well I hope you enjoy.


"I think it's left, no wait right!" Prussia exclaimed as he pointed in different directions.

"Make up your mind, I thought that you knew the way bruder." Germany grumbled as he took a right turn.

"No wait, it was left!" Prussia yelled. Germany swiftly turned the car around and started the other way. "Maybe it was right..." Prussia mumbled. Germany hastily stopped the car and stared at his brother.

"Verdammt bruder make up your mind!" he yelled.

"Well, it looks like someone got out of bed." Prussia crossed his arms.

" Nein!It's someone got out of the wrong side of the bed you dummkopf!"he exclaimed throwing his arms in the air.

"Hahaha, I knew that. Well, lets just go. I think a storms brewing." Prussia laughed nervously as he looked out the window.

"Ja, it looks like it." Germany sighed as he started the car.

"Now I think it was to the right." Prussia sat back in his chair rubbing his sighed as he kept on driving.

"I hope that we find Russia's house before the storm hits." Germany thought as he tuned out his brother as he started ranting.


England was at his table studying the spell book, France was in the kitchen cooking dinner and America and Russia were on the sofa. "Are you almost done France?" America asked. "I'm starving!" he complained.

"Non, great cooking takes time. Some people won't know that though." he smirked as he glanced at England and America.

"HEY!" America shouted.

"Америка, don't you have your bag of burgers still." Russia smiled as he looked right towards America.

"Oh yea! I totally forgot about them!" he exclaimed as he quickly rose from his seat walking towards the coat the Russia let him borrow. He lifted the bag of burgers out of the coat.

"You can fit a bag that big in that coat?" England exclaimed.

"Yea, it's Russia's" America mumbled as he stuffed a burger in his mouth.

"да, how do you think I carry my vodka and my pipe with me." Russia smiled innocently.

"He carries that pipe everywhere he goes? I better not make him furious."France and England nervously smirked as he saw England's face. He only wished he could of seen France's.

"Англия." said Russia. England was surprised and jumped.

"Yes,Russia?" England asked as soon as he collected himself.

"Do you think that you can find a cure soon."Russia asked.

"Well...the thing is, is that I need a few things to do this next spell. It's not a spell per say, but it's magic."

"What things do you need?"America asked as he sat back down next to Russia.

"Well, I need this special plant. I doubt that I could find it though. Winter has killed almost everything in my country." he sighed.

"Then we could just find something else."France said as he walked into the room with plates full of wonderful food. He gave Russia and America there plates and went back in the kitchen.

"I could find it!" America exclaimed almost spilling the food on the floor.

"Watch it you git! Are you even sure that you could find the plant dead? It's really difficult to find." England explained.

"Well, do you know what I think? I think that we shouldn't worry about this right now and just eat." France said giving England his plate.

"Thanks." England mumbled.

"I suppose France is right. It's almost dark now. There is no use trying to find it now." Russia said as he took the fork and stuck it in his mouth.

"I guess he is right."England sighed.

"Let's just eat, I'm starving!" America chimed in.

"I thought you just ate those hamburgers." Russia chuckled.

"I did, I am still hungry!" he laughed. They all soon finished dinner and watched the sun set.

"Well since both of you have no where to room for the night, you can stay here." England said to both America and Russia.

"Hey, what about me?" France asked.

"There is no room for you." England crossed his arms.

"Oh mon cher, then we can just share a bed." France wrapped his arms around England waist bring it close.

"France I swear." England yawed.

"Well, the night is young and I need to have a little fun before you fall asleep."

"You need?" America laughed. "Don't you mean want?" he asked.

"Non, I need." he said as he hoisted England on his shoulder.

"Hey, put me down you bloody git. I am going to kill you, you wanker!" he protested as he slammed his fists against France's back.

"Well, I wish you two a goodnight. Sleep well, I know I will." France winked as he started to walk off.

"Well America, I am sure you know my house by now. Pick out a room for yourself and Russia. I guess this is goodnight." he blushed as France turned the corner.

"Well, I guess we should go to bed." America yawned.

"Are we going to sleep together?" Russia asked.

"Sle..Sleep together, if you want to." America blushed.

"Then carry me to our room." Russia demanded as he outstretched his arms.

"Well, aren't you spoiled." he said as he lifted him.

"Spoiled? I think that this is helping a friend in need. Isn't that what heroes do?" Russia asked.

"Well, if you put it that way. Hell yes!" he exclaimed as he ran down the hall.

"Always running aren't you." Russia smiled and reached for the door handle.

"This was my old room." he said as he opened the door. The room was small, childish things were still in the room. England left that room untouched since America left him. The only thing that changed was the bed, for when America when he would come over. The bed was a queen size bed with the American flag on it. "He wants me to feel right at home." he said to Russia as he sat him down on the bed. America kicked his shoes off and flopped on the bed. "I'm so tired. Time change is killing me." he whined.

"Then why don't we lay down." Russia said kicking his shoes off.

"That's what I am doing." he mumbled. "Ugh, it's always so cold in here."he complained.

"Nyet, I mean let's pull the blankets down and lay down together. Then we can cuddle to keep each other warm." Russia blushed when he realized what he said.

"Yea, I'd like that." America smiled as he sat up and undid the blankets. "Come here." America grabbed Russia playfully.

"Hey watch it you идиот!" Russia pulled him into a hug.

"Russia, even if England can't fix you, I will make sure that you will be fixed. Even if it takes me forever. I don't even care if I get in trouble with my boss."

"Hmm, you would do that much for me. You know what I would do for you?" Russia asked as he wiggled out of America's arms.

"No what?" America asked.

"This." Russia said as he stood on his tiptoes and kissed America on the forehead. "Вы мои" he whispered as he laid down on the bed. America blushed madly and stared at the tiny Russian in his bed.

"Goodnight Russia." America whispered as he laid down next to Russia and held him close.

"Я люблю Вас Америка." Russia whispered softly.

"What does that mean?" America yawned.

"You will find out soon enough." Russia smiled as he drifted to sleep.


dummkopf-Idiot

идиот- Idiot

Вы мои- You are mine

Я люблю Вас Америка- I love you America.