A/N- this was a submission for a challenge called Cracktastic. It's supposed to be off the wall and not make much sense. But go with it, it's pretty funny anyway!

"Senshi Lost"

"Have fun in TV-land, Senshi", shouted Mimet as she threw a broken television towards the five fuku-clad girls and ran off, heels clicking down the dark alley.

"What the?" questioned Sailor Moon, gesturing toward the TV sitting still on the ground. "It's not doing anything."

"Maybe it's a milk-dud," shrugged Venus.

"A dud," corrected Mercury unconsciously as she flipped down her visor to scan the object with her mini-computer.

"Dud or not, let's destroy it!" shouted Mars, drawing a fiery bow from thin air and taking aim at the outdated little box.

"Wait!" shouted Mercury, but it was too late. Mars' arrow crashed into the TV with a large explosion that blinded all of the Senshi with a large cloud of smoke.

When the smoke cleared, Usagi was the first to start screaming, "My hands, my hands!" All of the Senshi looked down and saw that instead of the slender, gloved fingers they were used to, their hands had become small, rounded mitts, with visible stitching around the edges.

"Are we- are we dolls?" shrieked Jupiter? "And what am I wearing?" She attempted to pluck at the lime-green tutu she wore with the clumsy mitt-hands.

"I'll tell you what you're wearing," smirked Venus. "A giant pink cake on your head!"

"Welcome to Strawberryland," came a distinctly bird-like voice as a large green parrot landed on Jupiter's shoulder.

"Strawberryland?" questioned Sailor Moon. "Oh, I know this show- I watched it when I was a little girl!" Glancing down at her green and white striped legs and red dress with white strawberry-embroidered apron, she giggled, "That means I'm Strawberry Shortcake! Do I have a big pink hat on my head? Mercury, you're Blueberry Muffin! And Venus, you're Lemon Meringue. Mars, you're Almond Tea!"

"Leave it to an Odango Atama to be obsessed with a TV show about desserts!" scoffed Mars with a scowl. "But what are we doing here?"

"Actually, Mars, I think that would be your fault," began Mercury gently. "It seems that TV was a portal rather than a regular Daimon. Now we have to figure out how to get back."

"That's easy!" chimed in Sailor Moon. "We defeat the villain! Off to the Pie Tin Palace!"

Since no one had any better ideas, they followed after the small red and pink clad doll on short, stiff legs. When they arrived at the top of Porcupine Peak, the Peculiar Purple Pie Man was waiting for them, twirling his long white mustache. "So, Strawberry Shortcake, you've finally come to your senses and decided to give me all of your strawberries!"

"Never!" shouted Sailor Moon. "I've come to berry talk you! I'd like berry much to be your friend, but you're so berry naughty- and you always go back on your word. I've tried berry hard to be friends with you for a berry long time, but it just doesn't work. I'll stay here a berry long time and talk berry berry fast if I think it will make berry much of a difference."

By this time, the Purple Pie man was cowering in the corner with his hands over his ears, begging her to stop. "I give up," he shouted. "I'll give you whatever you want."

"We want to leave this world," said Sailor Moon, speaking with Strawberry's adorable little-girl voice.

"Fine," he whimpered. "Anything." And in that moment, there was a puff of pink, strawberry scented smoke and the Pie Tin Palace faded away.

"Are we home yet?" asked Venus, trying to see through the mist.

"I don't think so," lamented Jupiter, tugging on a translucent wing that fluttered in front of her face.

"Ouch, that hurts" snapped Mercury, swatting away Jupiter's hand. "Wait, what are you pulling on anyway?" She spun around in a circle trying to see behind her.

"Wings," pointed out Venus, displaying her own pair for her friends. "It looks like we landed in a Disney movie this time around. I feel so tiny!"

"Well, let's just find the villain and get out of here, then," demanded Mars in a huff.

Sailor Moon giggled and shook her head. "That's not going to work here. You're the closest thing to a villain this story has." Then she added under her breath, "Vidia."

"So how do we leave?"

"We go to the mainland. Second star to the right and straight on till morning. But first we need to get some pixie dust- it's a long flight."

After a quick stop for dust, the fairy Senshi were winging their way across the sky, headed, they hoped for home. Of course, as soon as they passed the second star, their wings dissolved and they were transported to another world, landing hard on their bottoms.

"Did we just fall out of the sky?" demanded Mars incredulously.

"Get your fat butt off of me!" groaned Sailor Moon, shoving at Mars from where she was pinned to the sandy ground below her.

"At least we ended up somewhere beautiful," remarked Jupiter as she helped Mars up and took in their lush green surroundings. Venus pulled Sailor Moon up from the sand and they all started walking through the humid jungle toward the sound of crashing waves. But as they broke through the canopy of trees, the smoking wreckage of an airplane came into view and the girls stopped, gasping.

"Looks like we're not the only ones who fell from the sky."

"Oh, no, not a chance!" howled Venus, pointing at the plane. "I know this show! We're screwed. Everyone is dead. Dead, you hear me!" She took off running toward the people gathered in small groups near the shore. "You are dead. There's no point in dragging this out for six seasons, cause you're all already dead!"

Mercury turned toward the other senshi and in a loud stage whisper, she joked, "I don't think she was satisfied with the ending."