MikAt: Ok! Here's the first chapter! Who wishes to say the disclaimer?
Ritsuko: Oooooooh! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Yuuji: Hey! I want to do it!
Ritsuko: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
MikAt: O-O um... ok then, Ritsuko... erm, go ahead...
Ritsuko: YAY!!! MIKE ATTAK DOES NOT OWN ME OR ANYONE ELSE ON DNANGEL OR ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH DNANGEL!!!!! ONLY THE IDEA FOR THIS FIC SHE OWNS!!!!! NO STEALING!!!! RAWR!!!!!
MikAt: ...thank you...
Ritsuko: (smiles) You're welcome!
MikAt: Now... ON WITH THE PLAY!!!!!
Chapter 1!!!!!!
Takeshi: And... rolling!
Daisuke (Stanley IV): (grabs script) My life was always harsh... and my family had a curse on it. It was all due to my no-good-pigrty-st... wait wait wait! Let me say that over again!
Takeshi: (groans) go ahead, Daisuke.
Daisuke (Stanley IV): It was all due to my no-good-dirgty-ritotton... WAIT! Let me say that over again!
MikAt: Daisuke, you don't have to ask...
Daisuke (Stanley IV): (smiles) Oh, ok! Let me try again though! (clears throat) It was all due to our... (reads VERY slowly) No...good...dir...ty...rotten...pi...pig...stealing...um, stealin'...great...great grandfather!
MikAt: well at least we got through that.
Daisuke: (grins) Yay! I said it!
MikAt: Be happy you're cute and innocent, Daisuke.
Daisuke (Stanley IV): Ok then!
-Scene change to Stanley's house. At dinner with family.-
Daiki (Stanley III): It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealin'-great-great-grandfather!!!!
Daisuke (Stanley IV): hey! How come Grandpa can say it so well??
Takeshi: (irritated) maybe because he had more years than you do! Just hurry up with this scene!
Daisuke: fine...
Emiko (Mom): (grabs script and reads it carefully) Um... let's seee... (takes a deep breath) THERE IS NO CURSE ON THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
MikAt: (sweatdrop) Wow...
Emiko: Pretty impressive, huh?
MikAt: Emiko... just stick with the script...(glares at Takeshi) and I don't supposed you'll yell at her too?
Takeshi: (dreamy eyes) no way... Daisuke's mom is HOT!!!
Daisuke: Gross!
MikAt: JUST HURRY UP!!!!
Daisuke (Stanley IV): (is walking home innocently)
Dark: (butts in, gasping for breath) WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!
MikAt: crap...
Dark: SHE FREAKIN' LOCKED ME AND KRAD INTO A FREAKIN' CLOSET!!!!!!!! TRAITOR!!!!!!
MikAt: uhhhh... I never liked you in the first place.
Dark: (mischievous grin) Oh really? Let's pull up a few old memories when you were my biggest fan!
MikAt: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (tackles Dark to the ground) DON'T YOU DARE!!! THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krad: (runs in after Dark) SHE LOCKED US UP!!!! I HAD TO SPEND A FREAKIN' LONG TIME IN A CLOSET WITH THAT MORON!!!!!!
Dark: YEAH! AND SHE CUT US OUT OF THE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!
MikAt: (shrugs) well... yeah...
Dark & Krad fans: (evil glare at MikAt)
MikAt: ...arg... Alright! Alright! Geez... Yo, Takeshi! Hand me the cast list!
Takeshi: (throws it down) What are you going to do?
MikAt: Change around a few parts. (scribbles on the cast list) THERE!!! DONE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?!
Dark: Whoa, geez. Chill.
MikAt: whatever...
Krad: Aw, she's just mad because in reality, she knows she just forgot we were even in this whole story!
MikAt: (stops) n-not true!!!
-Dead silence-
MikAt: ok well maybe I sort of forgot to add you guys. But I remembered now so here's the NEW casting list!!!
Cast—
Stanely Yelnats IV – Daisuke
Stanley Yelnats III – Kosuke
Stanely Yelnats II - Daiki
Stanley Yelnats I - Wiz
Mom - Emiko
Armpit - Risa
X-Ray - Takeshi
Zig Zag - Mike Attak
Squid - Yuuji
Zero - Satoshi
Mr. Pendanski - Ritsuko
Mr. Sir - Emiko
The Warden - Kosuke
Police Officer - Wiz
Sam - Dark
Kissing Kate Barlow – Krad
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Satoshi: Wait, you even switched my part with Takeshi's though.
MikAt: yes I did... because it just seemed to fit better if you and Daisuke got to be the best friends in this story! (grins)
Satoshi: (glares)
Daisuke: Uhhh... I'm fine with it...
Krad: Isn't my part a girl??
MikAt: Why yes of course, Krad! With your flowing locks of golden hair and thin figure, you shall be perfect for this role!
Krad: (glares)
MikAt: (hides behind Satoshi)
Krad: ... what do I have to wear?
MikAt: REALLY?!
Krad: Does this mean I beat Dark in popularity if I play this role?
Mikat: (shifty eyes) um... sure?
Krad: DONE! WHERE'S MY COSTUME DAMMIT?!
MikAt: Uhh...uhhh... (rushes into the dressing room and pulls out a dress) Here! Wear this!!!
10 minutes later...
MikAt: Ok! Ready, and... ACTION!
Daisuke (Stanley IV): (Gets hit in the back of the head with a pair of shoes) OW!!!!!!!! (falls to the ground face first)
Takeshi: (devious snicker) oh yeah! I have freakin' better aim that all of you!
Wiz (Police officer): (tackles and handcuffs Daisuke) You're under arrest, Daisuki!!
MikAt: Wiz... it's Stanley in this play.
Wiz (Police officer): ok... You're under arrest, STANLEY!
Scene change to the Yelnats' home.
Wiz (Police officer): Your son stole these shoes!!!!! Bad Daisuki!!!
Emiko (Mom): MY BABY!!!! HOW DARE YOU ARREST HIM!!!!!
Kosuke (Stanley III): uh, calm down... honey...
Emiko (Mom): I SHALL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Kosuke (Stanley III): (looks at script) uh... may I... see your shoes? (Points to Wiz's shoes)
Wiz (Police Officer): NO! (walks into the house) HA! CLYDE LIVINGSTON POSTERS IN HIS ROOM! HE STOLE THE SHOES!!!!
Daiki (Stanley II): Wait a minute! We share the room! How do you know he sleeps on this side?!?!
MikAt: Whoa, nice, Daiki.
Daiki: (grins) thank you.
Daisuke (Stanley IV): (swirly eyes from getting hit) uhhhh... that side? (Points to where Daiki sleeps)
Takeshi: (rolls eyes and goes over to Daisuke, moving his hand over so it points to the bed with the posters around it)
Wiz (Police officer): Ok then! You're going to court! (smiles cutely)
At court...
Wiz (Judge): Well, Stanley. You have two choices: Camp Greenlake, or jail.
Daisuke (Stanley IV): um, well... I'm never been to camp before...
Wiz (Jude): 18 months at Camp Greenlake!!! (slams mallet on the desk and breaks the mallet, the head of it flying and hits Daisuke on the head)
Daisuke: (gets knocked out)
MikAt: uhhh... crap. Well, until next time I guess! Bye! (runs over to Daisuke) Crap, go get some water to splash on his face or something!
