MikAt: Ok! Here's the first chapter! Who wishes to say the disclaimer?

Ritsuko: Oooooooh! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Yuuji: Hey! I want to do it!

Ritsuko: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

MikAt: O-O um... ok then, Ritsuko... erm, go ahead...

Ritsuko: YAY!!! MIKE ATTAK DOES NOT OWN ME OR ANYONE ELSE ON DNANGEL OR ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH DNANGEL!!!!! ONLY THE IDEA FOR THIS FIC SHE OWNS!!!!! NO STEALING!!!! RAWR!!!!!

MikAt: ...thank you...

Ritsuko: (smiles) You're welcome!

MikAt: Now... ON WITH THE PLAY!!!!!

Chapter 1!!!!!!

Takeshi: And... rolling!

Daisuke (Stanley IV): (grabs script) My life was always harsh... and my family had a curse on it. It was all due to my no-good-pigrty-st... wait wait wait! Let me say that over again!

Takeshi: (groans) go ahead, Daisuke.

Daisuke (Stanley IV): It was all due to my no-good-dirgty-ritotton... WAIT! Let me say that over again!

MikAt: Daisuke, you don't have to ask...

Daisuke (Stanley IV): (smiles) Oh, ok! Let me try again though! (clears throat) It was all due to our... (reads VERY slowly) No...good...dir...ty...rotten...pi...pig...stealing...um, stealin'...great...great grandfather!

MikAt: well at least we got through that.

Daisuke: (grins) Yay! I said it!

MikAt: Be happy you're cute and innocent, Daisuke.

Daisuke (Stanley IV): Ok then!

-Scene change to Stanley's house. At dinner with family.-

Daiki (Stanley III): It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealin'-great-great-grandfather!!!!

Daisuke (Stanley IV): hey! How come Grandpa can say it so well??

Takeshi: (irritated) maybe because he had more years than you do! Just hurry up with this scene!

Daisuke: fine...

Emiko (Mom): (grabs script and reads it carefully) Um... let's seee... (takes a deep breath) THERE IS NO CURSE ON THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

MikAt: (sweatdrop) Wow...

Emiko: Pretty impressive, huh?

MikAt: Emiko... just stick with the script...(glares at Takeshi) and I don't supposed you'll yell at her too?

Takeshi: (dreamy eyes) no way... Daisuke's mom is HOT!!!

Daisuke: Gross!

MikAt: JUST HURRY UP!!!!

Daisuke (Stanley IV): (is walking home innocently)

Dark: (butts in, gasping for breath) WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!

MikAt: crap...

Dark: SHE FREAKIN' LOCKED ME AND KRAD INTO A FREAKIN' CLOSET!!!!!!!! TRAITOR!!!!!!

MikAt: uhhhh... I never liked you in the first place.

Dark: (mischievous grin) Oh really? Let's pull up a few old memories when you were my biggest fan!

MikAt: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (tackles Dark to the ground) DON'T YOU DARE!!! THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krad: (runs in after Dark) SHE LOCKED US UP!!!! I HAD TO SPEND A FREAKIN' LONG TIME IN A CLOSET WITH THAT MORON!!!!!!

Dark: YEAH! AND SHE CUT US OUT OF THE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

MikAt: (shrugs) well... yeah...

Dark & Krad fans: (evil glare at MikAt)

MikAt: ...arg... Alright! Alright! Geez... Yo, Takeshi! Hand me the cast list!

Takeshi: (throws it down) What are you going to do?

MikAt: Change around a few parts. (scribbles on the cast list) THERE!!! DONE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?!

Dark: Whoa, geez. Chill.

MikAt: whatever...

Krad: Aw, she's just mad because in reality, she knows she just forgot we were even in this whole story!

MikAt: (stops) n-not true!!!

-Dead silence-

MikAt: ok well maybe I sort of forgot to add you guys. But I remembered now so here's the NEW casting list!!!

Cast—

Stanely Yelnats IV – Daisuke

Stanley Yelnats III – Kosuke

Stanely Yelnats II - Daiki

Stanley Yelnats I - Wiz

Mom - Emiko

Armpit - Risa

X-Ray - Takeshi

Zig Zag - Mike Attak

Squid - Yuuji

Zero - Satoshi

Mr. Pendanski - Ritsuko

Mr. Sir - Emiko

The Warden - Kosuke

Police Officer - Wiz

Sam - Dark

Kissing Kate Barlow – Krad

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Satoshi: Wait, you even switched my part with Takeshi's though.

MikAt: yes I did... because it just seemed to fit better if you and Daisuke got to be the best friends in this story! (grins)

Satoshi: (glares)

Daisuke: Uhhh... I'm fine with it...

Krad: Isn't my part a girl??

MikAt: Why yes of course, Krad! With your flowing locks of golden hair and thin figure, you shall be perfect for this role!

Krad: (glares)

MikAt: (hides behind Satoshi)

Krad: ... what do I have to wear?

MikAt: REALLY?!

Krad: Does this mean I beat Dark in popularity if I play this role?

Mikat: (shifty eyes) um... sure?

Krad: DONE! WHERE'S MY COSTUME DAMMIT?!

MikAt: Uhh...uhhh... (rushes into the dressing room and pulls out a dress) Here! Wear this!!!

10 minutes later...

MikAt: Ok! Ready, and... ACTION!

Daisuke (Stanley IV): (Gets hit in the back of the head with a pair of shoes) OW!!!!!!!! (falls to the ground face first)

Takeshi: (devious snicker) oh yeah! I have freakin' better aim that all of you!

Wiz (Police officer): (tackles and handcuffs Daisuke) You're under arrest, Daisuki!!

MikAt: Wiz... it's Stanley in this play.

Wiz (Police officer): ok... You're under arrest, STANLEY!

Scene change to the Yelnats' home.

Wiz (Police officer): Your son stole these shoes!!!!! Bad Daisuki!!!

Emiko (Mom): MY BABY!!!! HOW DARE YOU ARREST HIM!!!!!

Kosuke (Stanley III): uh, calm down... honey...

Emiko (Mom): I SHALL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

Kosuke (Stanley III): (looks at script) uh... may I... see your shoes? (Points to Wiz's shoes)

Wiz (Police Officer): NO! (walks into the house) HA! CLYDE LIVINGSTON POSTERS IN HIS ROOM! HE STOLE THE SHOES!!!!

Daiki (Stanley II): Wait a minute! We share the room! How do you know he sleeps on this side?!?!

MikAt: Whoa, nice, Daiki.

Daiki: (grins) thank you.

Daisuke (Stanley IV): (swirly eyes from getting hit) uhhhh... that side? (Points to where Daiki sleeps)

Takeshi: (rolls eyes and goes over to Daisuke, moving his hand over so it points to the bed with the posters around it)

Wiz (Police officer): Ok then! You're going to court! (smiles cutely)

At court...

Wiz (Judge): Well, Stanley. You have two choices: Camp Greenlake, or jail.

Daisuke (Stanley IV): um, well... I'm never been to camp before...

Wiz (Jude): 18 months at Camp Greenlake!!! (slams mallet on the desk and breaks the mallet, the head of it flying and hits Daisuke on the head)

Daisuke: (gets knocked out)

MikAt: uhhh... crap. Well, until next time I guess! Bye! (runs over to Daisuke) Crap, go get some water to splash on his face or something!