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"People talk"
{people thought}
Church Sunnydale
Here everyone was gather for the wedding of Xander Harris and Anya Jenkins, but this wasn't like any normal wedding for you see. Anya was a former vengeance demon who for every woman that was scorn she would come and ask them for a wish that would cause something to happen to the person or people involved in the incented. So as you could guess her demon friends friend were here to celebrate her wedding as there were the closes thing to family she had.
Now the Harris family were normal human. Although Xander father was a big drinker that would get drunk regular and is what Xander was afraid he become like his father. So when an old man who claim to be him from the future trying to stop Xander from become like his father. Xander scared ran from the church. The old man was smile, because he wasn't future Xander he was a man that Anya had cast a spell on. The man was so busy in his glory until a sword went straight through his chest.
"Thanks for the oppoutinte. I could have done this without you." Said a voice that revealed to be what could be described as a walk pull of clay. This thing is Matt Hagen or as he's called now clayface.
The man died and clayface took on the form of Xander before he left the church. You see clayface had always thought it that the accident that disfigured his face. That it was a wish case the accident by this vengeance demon known as Anya. You see his plan was simple he would take Xander face then after marring Anya he would get her alone then kill her with this Xander taking the blame for it. No one would know and be the wiser.
"Ok matt show time." Said matt in Xander face and voice.
He then walked out after seeing buffy talking to the minster, but 'Xander' just smile at buffy and waved at her tell her he was back. Buffy ran up to him and whispered shout
"Where were you?" asked buffy.
"Sorry buffy I had to step out for a little bit nerves you know." Said 'Xander' smile
"Ok I go get everyone." Said buffy as 'Xander' walked down the aisle standing beside the preacher
{Nicely done you convince his best friend that your him just keep it up.} Thought 'Xander'
Buffy and Tara as well as dawn and willow all came down the aisle. But before Anya could come out Xander dad who was drunk deiced he had enough of the bride friends.
"You know I got something to say." Said Mr. Harris 'Xander' looked at his father and smile
"You know dad I got something to tell you to." Said 'Xander' causing his father to look at him.
"Yeah what?" asked Mr. Harris getting in 'Xander' face
"this." said 'Xander' as no one saw 'Xander hand turn in to a sledge hammer head. 'Xander then uppercut Mr. Harris into the first two rows of seats "bein wanting years to do that."
Buffy and willow looked at 'Xander' not sure what just come over him buffy was glad for it but willow thought it was weird.
Here comes the bride started to play as everyone stood up for Anya. She came down the aisle looking great in her white dress. 'Xander' smiled at her think of things that the rest didn't know he was thinking.
{She looks good too bad after this she going to be dead.} Thought 'Xander'
Anya stood beside 'Xander' everyone sat in there seat. Well except for Mr. Harris as he was still knocked out.
"Dear beloved we are gather here today to celebrate the union of alexander Harris and Anyanka Jenkins if anyone should think of a reason these two should not be married. Speak now or forever hold your peace." Said the minster no one said a word as everyone thought they were perfect together. "Then the encaging of vows."
"I Anya want to marry you Xander. Because I love you and always love you and before I knew you I was a complete different person not even a person really. I had seen what love could do to people and it was hurt and sadness. Alone was better and then suddenly there was you and you knew me. You saw me and it was this thing. You make me feel safe and warm, so I finally get love Xander I really do." Said Anya getting a smile from everyone.
[Great now you have to think of something c'mon think. I got it.} Thought 'Xander'
"Anya I know I not the greatest person, or that my family isn't the best. But I will promise that the time we have together will be the best of both our lives." Said 'Xander' causing Anya to almost cry.
"Then do you Anaya take Xander to be your lawful wedded husband to cherish and hold in sickness or health." Said the minster
"I do." Said Anya getting a nod from the minster
"And do you Xander take Anya to be your lawful wedded wife?" asked the minster
"I do." Said 'Xander'
"Then by the power vested in me I now pronounce you man and wife you may now kiss the bride." Said the minster as 'Xander and Anya kissed each other
Everyone stood up and applauded the two as they walked back down the aisle. The two lead everyone to where the reception was being held. 'Xander' and Anya lead everyone out on the dance floor the two started the first dance of the night as the two begin the dance Anya notice that 'Xander was a lot better dance then the last time the two had dance.
"Xander where you learn to dance like this?" asked Anaya getting a smirk from 'Xander'
"Let just say that I decide it was a good idea to learn how to dance for you my dear." Said 'Xander'
Anya smiled at the sweetness of her husband who she wish that the damn preacher wasn't also a doctor so they could have be married a lot sooner so they could get to the sex. But they just have to get though the reception.
After they had finish their first dance everyone else joining them on the dance floor. The reception was going in full swing everyone was having a good time it may be due to 'Xander' knocking his father out because that most of the Harris clan left after the marriage vow were exchange. But while Anya was think Anya like things. 'Xander' was having different thoughts.
{I'm getting so close to my goal.} thought 'Xander' as the couple went to cut the wedding cake which the two had pick out as the couple and everyone sat down to eat willow could get the feeling that something was different about 'Xander'.
"Hey you alright willow?" asked dawn worry about her friend.
"Yeah it just does Xander seem differ to you?" asked willow wanting to make sure she wasn't just being silly.
"Yeah just a little. Not big difference just little bits her and there that make it look it though." Said dawn after thinking about it as 'Xander' wasn't his usually self.
After everyone had finish eating all the food Anya gather all of the girls around getting ready to throw the boucle at them. They all scramble for the flowers trying to see who the next to be married the boucle landing in the hand of Tara who looked wide eye at the flowers not believe that she was the one who caught it. Tara looked at willow not sure how to react to this.
Anya and 'Xander' smile at this the newly married couple took a seat as the reception was begin to die down so both were getting excited about the begin of the honeymoon it wasn't much just a little trip out of town as the two got into the car 'Xander' seem to get in there a lot faster than Anya.
The two drive out of town heading towards their destination. While all had left the Scooby gang had decided to help with clean up when Xander walked back into the church looking around.
"Hey Xander did you and Anya forget something?" asked buffy getting a wired look from Xander
"Uh no I came to explain my action to Anya." Said Xander getting looks from the gang.
"What do you mean? You and Anya just left for your honeymoon." Said willow getting wide eyes from Xander
"What no I didn't when I left the church. I just now came back to explain why to Anya." Said Xander everyone then realized something if this is there Xander then who went with Anya
"Ok guy what is this with me getting doupleganged?" asked Xander as they got to the phone trying to get ahold of Anaya to warn her.
"I don't know. But check to see if the place you book has them there." Said buffy Xander then went and called the place but after a couple of rings.
"Ok yes thank you. Ok I just got off the phone the owner said that we just cancel the reservation going somewhere else. Didn't say where." Said Xander
"Ok hopefully we can find them before something bad happens to Anya." Said dawn as everyone went to change and begin there search for Anya
A nice suit in a hotel in LA
'Xander' and Anya had arrive at the hotel Anya had no idea how Xander had gotten this suit as this was way above his pay raise, but she love it.
"Xander how did you get this. Please tell me there more money where this come for." Said Anya getting a laugh from 'Xander'
"Don't worry dear there soon you will find out everything you need to know." Said 'Xander looking at his wife
"Good find out later sex now." Said Anya getting a look from 'Xander'
"Uh how bout before we do a game I heard one of my coworkers talk about he did with his wife as newlyweds?" Asked 'Xander' hoping she would fall for this.
"Well I guess we could do it then sex right?" asked Anya getting a nod from Xander
"Ok here how the game goes we turn or back to each other one of us face the others back we ask three question and just by looking at their back we tell if you're lying or telling the truth. To see how well we know each other truth and lie." Said Anya nodding
"Ok let me start so turn around Xander." Said Anya 'Xander didn't like it but turned around anyway.
"Ok how much do hate bunnies?" asked Anya as 'Xander could believe she just ask that
"My dear I hate them as much as you do." Said 'Xander' getting a squeal and claps from Anya
"I knew it ok next question. What do you like best about me?" asked Anya
"You are the best thing to enter my life." Said 'Xander'
"True." Said Anya getting a nod from 'Xander' "ok what is the thing I like most."
"Money." Said 'Xander'
"True ok it my turn go ahead ask any question you can think." Said Anya turning around 'Xander smile his right hand turning into an axe head.
"Ok is there any vengeance demon wish you regret?" asked 'Xander'
"Yes." Said Anya
"lying." said 'Xander' getting a shake of Anya head.
"No I'm not." Said Anya getting a shock look from 'Xander'
"Ok then who was it?" asked 'Xander'
"Matt Hagen." Said Anya 'Xander' lower his hand that turned his axe head and turned it back into a hand.
"Why?" asked 'Xander'
"He was an inspiring actor he had some great movie but this girl want vengeance for him for not answering her phone calls and all this other stuff to get in touch. I granted her wish only after did I found out she was a crazy stacker that he tried to reason with but she would have it. I just wish I could have that wish back." Said Anya
{So that why. I can't do it now.} Thought 'Xander' as he walked behind Anya and wrapped his arm around her waist hugging her close before he started to kiss her as the two moved to the bedroom.
{maybe I can start a new live with this girl.} Thought 'Xander'
