WE are sorry about the very very very very VERY long wait. Truth be told, WE wanted to do this, but whenever WE did, WE didn't have the time. And when WE did have the time, WE didn't feel like it. To make up for it, WE are doing 2 chapters today, finishing Blue Moon and starting Yellow Comet! WE do not own AW or KYS. You'd think after all this time, WE would by now…

On a side note, I have created an account separate from my brother's now. If you see any fics who's author is named EnigmaOmega, that's me!

Second A/N: I will not be saying who made what idea anymore. Sorry!

Sasha

Once Colin was taken to the hospital, and the voice stopped laughing, Sasha sat down in the KYS chair.

Sasha: Finally! The authors began writing this again!

(In audience) Omega: Hey! Don't blame me! I just never got around to it!

CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?!?!?

Omega: Yes, please.

Ok… (Ahem) Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars!

Sasha: Who are you, anyway?

I'm the unbelievable evil KYS voice. I have driven all of OS and BM, except for you, insane! And now it's your turn!

Sasha: Uh oh…

Sasha… she has connections to the mafia, and that's how she got so much money.

Sasha: Nu-uh! I got my money by switching to Geico! (Advertisement money appears on her lap.) See? They pay me to say that! Yay!

Omega: I don't own Geico... god, I hate having to do disclaimers…

Can I continue? (Ahem) Sasha... She paid Godzilla to attack Tokyo over and over. Omega doesn't own Godzilla. There. I did the disclaimer for you.

A bunch of Japanese people appear.

Person 1: So it was YOU who caused all this misery we had to endure all these years!

Person 2: And all that time, the movie companies were raking in the money!

Person 3: I lost my grandson in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla!

Sasha holds up a bag of money, all the people leave with the money.

Sasha: It's all too easy…

Sasha… She's Jake's slave.

Sasha: HOLY SHIT! How'd you find out about that?!?

Wait… I was right?!?!

Jake: You told him?!? That's it! You're getting punished when we get home!

Sasha: (Gloomy background) Yes, master…

Jake walks off

Ok, I did NOT need to see that! (Ahem) Sasha… she's bi with Rachel.

Sasha: How'd you know?!?

YOU GOTTA BE (BLEEP)ING KIDDING ME!

Rachel: You told him?!? That's it! You're getting punished later!

Sasha: (Gloomy background) Yes, mistress…

Rachel walks off

I REALLY didn't need to see that…

13storytellers: Neither did I…

Omega: I'm the writer, and I didn't see that one coming… by the way, hi brother! (Waves to 13s.)

13s: Yes, yes, congrats on your new account. Just don't screw it up. This fic still goes under my penname, so I suffer for it if your quality slips.

(Ahem) Sasha… she's not in the next AW game. And neither is anyone else.

All COs: WHAT?!?!?

Omega: Sadly, it's true. The new game, AW: Day of Ruin takes place in a post-apocalyptic world after meteorites bombard the world, and from what I've seen, none of you guys are appearing. It's still too early to completely determine that, though…

All the more people for me to torture! YAY!!

Omega: Back to the matter at hand.

Ok… Sasha… she's gonna die in 3 seconds.

Sasha: You pulled that on Nell! I'm not falling for it! (Dies)

Now you know Sasha, the mafia of Geico working, Godzilla paying, bisexual slave who isn't appearing in the next AW game because she's dead. But she's gonna be revived next chapter like Max was.

Omega: Yup! Congrats on working so hard, KYS voice.

Just keep the paychecks coming.

That's it for BM! Now onto YC!