Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon-Season 2
Episode 11: Loneliness the Eevee vs BRVR
(Based off of Sally vs Eyeless Jack by Creepypasta .Rap Battles)
Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Loneliness
VS...
...
...
BRVR
BEGIN!
Loneliness:
Hello Pikachu, do you want to be my friend?
Oh wait, never mind because I'll bring you to your end.
We're both abandoned, but at least I didn't turn into a psycho.
You went insane after your trainer came back and you attacked her like a sniper.
I can see you in a life of pain.
I can kick your butt and put you in a chain.
You put your vision into eternal hell? Wow! That's a crazy affection.
Prepare for me to teach you a lesson.
BRVR:
Call me Pikachu? You're pretty stupid for an Eevee.
You're in MY world now, you won't beat me! You see?
I'll give you more solitude like your owner, except more quickly
Then I'll proceed to break you apart like a corpse of a Skitty!
You're not creepypasta! You're an attempt that tried and failed!
And really? Missing eye socket? Did Zalgo write your tale?
I twisted Pokemon Channel when I was abandoned by a kid!
And right now, I want you to suffer the same way I did!
(Suddenly, it started to rain as lighting came out of nowhere. The lighting cleared out as Loneliness opened her eyes. In horrific results, her right eye was completely gone)
Loneliness:
Suffer the same way you did? I've been suffering for years.
My story made pokemon fans cried out tears.
When I finish you off, I'll drag your body into a hearse.
And one more thing; I'M NOT A CURSE!
BRVR:
Keep telling yourself that, because I know when you're lying!
I don't care how many Pokemon fans your story leaves crying!
I'm keeping you in that void! This rap battle is through!
Oh, and is that a Pikachu Doll Z I see behind you?
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Credits
Virizion 2.6 as Loneliness
KJMusical as BRVR
