Tonight on Raw, we have D-X in three singles match. Triple H takes on Big Show, John Cena takes on Kane and Shawn Michaels takes on the Undertaker for the WWE Championship. And Dude Love takes on Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton takes on Cactus Jack for his first Intercontinental Championship defense. And Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwood team up to take on Trish Stratus and Victoria!

WWE Chronicles 2

"Hello everybody and welcome to WWE Monday Night Raw! We have a packed live show for you tonight. Headlining the show is the shocking and sudden main event. The WWE Champion, Shawn Michaels, defends against the Phenom, the Undertaker in what's sure to be one hell of a match." JR said.

"We have the other D-X members in matches as well as Triple H takes on the ECW Champion Big Show in Extreme Rules and John Cena takes on Kane in a Last Man Standing match." Jerry the King Lawler said.

"Also tonight we have Dude Love versus Jeff Hardy and another Face of Foley, Cactus Jack, takes on Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship." JR said.

"And PUPPIES! We've got te new Women's champion, Kellie Pickler, teaming up with Carrie Underwood to take on the team of Trish Stratus and Victoria." King said, excited.

The fans went crazy as nothing was happening. Then, BOOM. Kane's fireworks went off. The Big Red Monster came down to the ring and got in. The fans went crazy as "The Time is Now" hit the speakers and John Cena came out to the ring. He was walking gingerly, having been chokeslammed on a barbed wire baseball bat. Cena got into the ring and took his shirt off and the bell rang.

Match 1- John Cena vs. Kane

Kane and Cena met in the middle of the ring. Kane has the size difference. Kane shoved Cena and Cena shoved the Big Red Machine right back. Kane took Cena down with a hard shoulder tackle. Cena folded up like an accordion and rolled out of the ring, holding his side. Kane followed and took Cena down from behind. Cena fell forward and he started to crawl. He grabbed Cena from the shorts an lifted him into the air with a bear hug. Kane dropped Cena and took the steel steps apart.

Kane lifted Cena up and wrapped a hand around his throat. Kane lifted him into the air and went to give him a chokeslam on the steel steps and Cena came crashing down on the steel steps in a heap.

"Kane! Oh my God, this monster just damn near killed John Cena!"JR said. The ref rang the bell, counting them out. Kane picked up Cena and gave him a bear hug. He rammed Cena's back into the ring post. Cena screamed in pain and the Big Red Machine grabbed a television monitor. Cena pulled himself up using the ring apron. He turned around and Kane hit him in the face with the television monitor. Kane took the table apart and then stood up on the Spanish announce table, taking Cena with him. Kane wrapped a hand around Cena's throat and chokeslammed Cena from table to table.

"Cena! John Cena was just chokeslammed through our announce table! Kane might of just killed the ex-WWE Champion." JR said. Kane got off the Spanish announce table and grabbed Cena by the hair and the officials started running down. Kane took down Pat Patterson and Gerry Brisco. Kane grabbed Cena by the hair and dragged him near the steel steps. Kane set him up for a Tombstone and gave him a Tombstone. Kane got up and walked way as officials and referees checked on John Cena.

The bell rang, awarding Kane the Last Man Standing match.

Winner- Kane

The EMTS brought out a stretcher for Cena. They loaded Cena on it, and rolled it away.

Match 2- Trish Stratus and Victoria vs. Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwood

Trish came out to the ring first. Last night, she came close to winning the Women's Championship and tonight she's taking out her frustrations on the rookie divas. Victoria came out next and rolled into the ring awaiting Pickler and Underwood.

"Red High Heels" played and then Kellie came out, holding her Women's Championship. "It seems like Carrie's plane didn't quite land yet. So, I have a more the suitable replacement tonight. May I introduce to you...the 2007 WWE Playboy cover girl...Ashley!" Kellie said as Ashley came out. Kellie and Ashley bumped hands and ran down to the ring. Ashley got into the ring and tackled Victoria to the ring. Kellie got in and gave Trish a clothesline. Kellie got on the apron and Ashley and Victoria started off.

Ashley grabbed Victoria's hair and slammed her face first into the turnbuckle. Kellie mounted her and started punching her. Victoria went to push Ashley off but Ashley countered into a DDT! Ashley covered Victoria for a two count. Victoria pushed her off and got to her feet. Victoria grabbed Ashley's hair from behind and gave her a strong neckbreaker. Victoria covered the Playboy cover girl and she pushed her off quickly. Ashley got to her feet and rolled across the ring, like a FBI agent and tagged in Kellie. Pickler got in the ring and took Victoria down with a shoulder tackle and then gave Trish a beautiful standing dropkick to Trish. Victoria got up and took Kellie down from behind.

The craziest diva in the locker room grabbed Pickles and gave her a snap suplex. Victoria covered for a two count. Victoria picked Kellie up and threw her into the turnbuckle. Victoria ran in and hit a hard clothesline. The Women's Champ tried to crawl over to Ashley but Victoria tagged in Trish and Stratus attacked Kellie with a elbow drop. Kellie grabbed onto the ropes and pulled herself up. Trish grabbed her from behind and rolled her up. 1...2 kick out. Kellie rolled out of the ring and Victoria got down off the apron. Victoria ran at Kellie but Ashley intervened and speared her! Trish looked shocked as Victoria and Ashley rolled around outside.

Kellie rolled in the ring behind her and grabbed Trish from behind. She turned around and Kellie gave her a Sweet Surrender. 1..2..Kickout. Kellie looked shocked as Victoria rolled in behind her. Ashley lay out cold on the outside. Kellie turned around and Victoria kicked her in the gut and gave her a Widow's Peak! She pulled Trish on top of her. 1...2...3.

"Trish and Victoria have the upper hand on the New Women's Champion. Next week, it's gonna be a Fatal Four Way for that Women's Championship. Trish vs. Victoria vs. Ashley vs. Kellie. Live, next week. We'll be right back" JR said.

Winners- Victoria and Trish

RAW came back from a commercial break with John Cena in the back. Triple H walked up to him.

"Ah, looks like your hurt." Triple H said.

"I don't see how you don't see that." Cena said.

"Well, as you know...my match is next. And I was thinking as I was watching your match. That if you were strong enough to get into D-X that you could handle just about anything. Including, Kane. So, we've made the decision, Shawn and I, to terminate you." HHH said.

Triple H pulled a sledgehammer from behind him. "I'm sorry." Triple H raised the sledgehammer over his head and brought it down on Cena's stomach. Cena fell off of the stretcher he was on as the officials started yelling at him. Triple H walked away with a smile on his face.

Match 3- Big Show vs. Triple H- Extreme Rules

Big Show came out to the ring first. He got into the ring and waited for Triple H. D-X's music played and the co-founder of D-X came out to the ring, holding the sledgehammer. He was wearing a D-X shirt with a X over John Cena. He took off the shirt and got into the ring. The bell rang.

Big Show ran in and Triple H hit him with a knee to the face. Big Show went to his knees and then he slapped him across the face. Big Show looked angry and gave him a clothesline over the top rope. Triple H grabbed a steel chair from underneath the ring as Big Show got out as well. Big Show grabbed Triple H by the hair and Triple H drove the chair into his mid section. Big Show bent over and Triple H whacked him in the face! Big Show didn't go down. Instead, he gave him a hard kick to the face. Triple H went down and Big Show picked up the chair. Triple H crawled to the barricade and Big Show hit him with the chair, taking him over the barricade.

Triple H started crawling through the fans but Show grabbed his trunks. He picked him up and put him on his shoulder. He ran and slammed Triple H into the wall. Triple H fell in a heap and started crawling again. Big Show picked him up by the throat and set his eyes on a table. He gave him a chokeslam through the table and pinned. 1...2...Kickout. Big Show looked pissed and grabbed his hair. He dragged Triple H through the building, winding up backstage. The ref tried to stop him but he tossed him into the backstage interview area. Triple H regained his senses and gave Big Show a low blow. Triple H hooked Show's arms and gave him a Pedigree.

Triple H didn't cover. He went around a corner and came back with a sledgehammer. Big Show was getting to his feet. Triple H ran at Show but he locked a hand around his throat. Big Show was gonna chokeslam him but Shawn Michaels came from out of nowhere and gave him a Sweet Chin Music! Big Show let go and Triple H whacked him with the sledgehammer in the face. Show went down. 1...2...3.

Winner- Triple H

"Thats what strength in numbers is all about. It took two men to take Big Show down. D-X is down to two members for now, after Triple H just took John Cena out of commission." JR said.

"And later on tonight, the WWE Champion Shawn Michaels will be in action!" King said.

RAW came back from a commercial break with Jeff Hardy in the ring.

Match 4- Jeff Hardy vs. Dude Love

Dude Love came down to the ring, dancing. Jeff looked at Dude Love dancing and just laughed. Mr. McMahon's music hit and the Dude turned around to look at the Chairman.

"Dude Love. Last night, you hit me in the face with a steel chair. I have a right to fire your ass. But, I won't. Jeff, you have the night off. You can go home. Dude Love, you get in that ring because tonight you take on UMAGA!" Vince said.

Match 4- Dude Love vs. Umaga

Umaga started running down the ring. Umaga ran in and took down Dude Love with a spinning wheel kick. Umaga picked up the prone Dude Love and gave him a hard Irish Whip into the turnbuckle. The Dudester fell on his ass and Umaga ran in and dove at him, knocking Dude senseless. Dude rolled out of the ring to try and regain himself. Vince walked down the ramp and got in Dude's face.

"Get in that damn ring or I'll sue the balls off of you for assaulting me last night!" Vince said.

"I have a ten count." Dude said.

Vince slapped Dude across the face, but the ref didn't see it. Dude grabbed Vince by the throat. Umaga rolled out of the ring and dove, but Dude Love rolled out of harm's way and took down McMahon! Umaga got to his feet and looked shocked. Dude Love kicked Umaga in the gut and gave him a Double Arm DDT!

"Umaga's down! The ref is counting down! Umaga could possibly be counted out!" King said, getting all excited.

At the 5 count, Umaga got back to his feet. Dude Love started punching him but he just wouldn't go down. Dude got into the ring and then he got up on the apron. Dude kicked Umaga in the crotch and the ref saw it, disqualifying the Dude.

"Dude Love gets disqualified with 1 second left on the ref's ten count. Tough loss for the Dude!" JR said.

Winner- Umaga (by DQ)

Dude Love got out of the ring and walked backstage as Umaga and Vince milked their injuries.

Backstage, Katharine McPhee was with the Undertaker.

"Hi, everyone I'm here with the Undertaker. Undertaker, last night you nearly were buried alive by the Great Khali." Katharine said.

"I'm still here. Khali is probably rotting somewhere right now." Taker said.

"What do you have to say about Kane helping you win that Buried Alive match? And what happened tonight involving Kane?" Katharine asked.

"Last night, Kane helped me with his own free will. I don't know what is going on with Kane." Taker said.

"Ok. Tonight, Vince McMahon has put you in a WWE Championship match with Shawn Michaels. Your thoughts?" Katharine asked again.

"My thoughts? I think that the WWE Championship will be mine. And Shawn Michaels will REST...IN...PEACE!" Taker said as Raw went to a commercial.

Match 5- Randy Orton vs. Cactus Jack- Intercontinental Championship (First Title Defense since winning the intercontinental champion)

Raw came back and Cactus Jack was coming down to the ring. Cactus got in the ring and Randy Orton's music hit the P.A system. The Intercontinental Champion came down to the ring, with Shane McMahon following. Orton slid into the ring and Cactus dropped an elbow already.

Cactus grabbed him by the hair and gave him a suplex. Orton writhed in pain as Shane got onto the apron. The referee went over to him and Shane said something and then the ref told the ring announcer something. Cactus had Orton in the corner stomping him. Cactus tossed Orton into the corner with Shane and Shane tagged himself in.

"What is this?" JR said.

Shane got in the ring and the Royal Rumble opponents stood face to face. Shane punched Cactus repeatedly until he fell over. Shane stomped on Cactus and Cactus lay prone. Cactus got to one knee and Shane ran and gave him a dropkick. Shane covered but Cactus kicked out. Shane picked Cactus up and gave him a Snap Mare and then dropkicked him in the back. Shane ran over and tagged in Orton. Orton got in the ring and proceeded to give Cactus the Orton Stomp. Cactus got to his feet but Orton started choking him. He backed Cactus into the corner and continued choking him. Cactus gave him a headbutt and then a Double Arm DDT. Both men are down and the 10 count starts. Orton pulled himself to his feet at the count of 8, thus breaking the count.

Shane tagged in and got to the top rope as Cactus still lay down. Shane, who was still a bit tender from last night, lept off the top rope with a Leap of Faith! 1...2...Cactus somehow kicked out. Shane tagged in Randy Orton and Cactus, somehow rejuvenated, speared the younger man to the ground, He got back up and Cactus gave him a Spike DDT. Cactus ran and took Shane off the apron. Cactus turned around into a RKO! 1...2...3. Orton wins.

Winner- Still Intercontinental Champion- Randy Orton

"Orton retains but what was with Shane involvement? Hopefully, we get some answers." JR said.

Shane got to his feet and got a trash can from underneath the ring. Orton stomped on Cactus and dragged him into the corner of the ring. Shane got in with the trash can and set it on Cactus as Orton held it up from the outside. Shane got on the opposite side of the ring.

"NO! SHANE DON'T DO THIS!" JR screamed from the outside.

Shane lept off the top rope but didn't quite make it to the other side as Edge ran in and gave him a huge spear! Orton rolled in the ring and Edge speared the Intercontinental Champion, as well.

"Edge! Edge just speared Orton out of his shoes and he might of damn near killed Shane with one of the sickest spears I've ever seen." King said.

Vince McMahon's music hit and the billionaire limped to the ramp. "Listen here. In two weeks time we will have a Hardcore Tag Team Match! Seeing as next week, Orton defends his title against Edge in a steel cage, then in two weeks its gonna be Edge and Cactus Jack vs. Randy Orton and Shane McMahon!" Vince said and walked backstage as Raw went to a commercial.

Raw came back and D-X's music hit. The WWE Champion came down to the ring, proudly holding his defended championship. He got in the ring and did the D-X crotch chop and the fireworks went off. The crowd went dark and the fans got on their feet as the Deadman appeared at the ring. The Undertaker slowly walked down the ring as the Taker had his eyes locked on the WWE Championship. He got in the ring and took his hat and jacket off as the bell rang.

Main Event- WWE Championship- Shawn Michaels © vs. the Undertaker

The bell rang and the two surefire Hall of Famers faced off. Taker quickly took down the smaller man and gave him a clothesline. HBK bounced off of the mat and then gave him a leg drop. The Undertaker had the upper hand and it doesn't look good for the champ right now. HBK tried to fight back but Taker took him down, again, with a big boot. HBK flopped on the mat and then picked him up and gave him a vertical slam. Taker covered Michaels for the 2 count. Michaels got back to his feet and mounted an offense on the Deadman. HBK chopped Taker and the crowd wooed.

The Undertaker grabbed HBK by the throat and tossed him into the corner and started punching him in the chest over and over again. The fans went wild and then grabbed him by the arm. He wrenched his arm and then set him up for Old School. Taker came off the top rope and HBK moved out of the way. HBK waited for Taker to get up and took him over the top rope with a clothesline. Taker got back to his feet and HBK dove over the top rope onto him. Both Taker and HBK lay outside as the ref counted down to 10. At the six count the Undertaker sat up and rolled into the ring and rolled back out. Taker picked HBK up and gave him an Irish Whip into the steel steps.

HBK crawled into the ring and then Taker soon followed. HBK ran in with a forearm and took down Taker. HBK kipped up and then went to the corner to tune up the band. Taker sat up and turned around into a Sweet Chin Music. HBK went down and covered. 1...2...Kickout! HBK looked pissed and went to the top rope. He came off with a Elbow Drop but Taker got to his feet and caught him by the throat and dropped him with a chokeslam!

"Great counter by the challenger!" King said.

Taker covered but the champ kicked out at two and a half. Taker picked HBK up but HBK countered with a rake to the eye. The Undertaker went into the corner and HBK stood up on him and started punching him. Taker grabbed him and set him up for the Last Ride but HBK countered into a Hurricanrana! HBK covered for a 2 count. Taker sat up. HBK got to his feet faster and hit him with a Sweet Chin Music! 1...2...Kickout. HBK looked pissed and went to the corner to tune up the band again. Taker got back up and turned around but caught HBK's foot this time. He reached down and grabbed the other foot and got HBK in a Tombstone position. Taker gave HBK the Tombstone and covered. Kane's pyro hit and the Big Red Machine came down to the ring. Taker shook his head and got off of HBK.

Kane got into the ring and got into the Undertaker's face. Undertaker looked away and Kane raised his arm. The Undertaker started punching his brother in the face and then took him over the top rope with a clothesline. Undertaker turned around and Shawn Michaels gave him a Sweet Chin Music. 1...2...3! HBK retains!

Winner- Still WWE Champion- Shawn Michaels

HBK grabbed his title and got out of the ring as Taker sat up and Raw went off the air.