Oh yes, here I am! I actually had this chappie done like a couple hours after I posted the last one, but I kept making changes because it...well... sucked XD But I fixed it up and now it's better! Oh and A slight warning -my inner fangirl shows through here. There's no actual Reno/Rude stuff going on, but there's some ideas that will please my fellow fangirls.

Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Square


Rude sighed in relief as he closed the folder and stood up. Hours of work finally done, and the paperwork neatly organized in the folder, ready to hand to Tseng. He hated paperwork, but he took pride in how he did it. Hours and hours of work, finally accomplished, and without the annoying distraction of his partner, as a bonus. He walked around his desk, folder clutched in one hand, careful not to crease the important papers inside. The bald man headed towards the door, but before he could step out, someone turned into the room and collided with him, at the same time gripping and clinging around his waist, and sending the papers flying. Hours of precisely done work scattered over the floor. Rude stumbled back, but didn't fall. He looked down at his attacker and his hands pulled into tight fists.

"Start running…" he snarled. The person was still clinging around his waist for dear life. Three guesses as to who it was.

Reno merely gave an innocent smile back up his friend. "I'm in deep shit."

"Yes you are. Now let go of me."

Reno just clung tighter. "Evil woman!" he just yelled. Rude blinked, the homicidal rage slowly settling down.

"Yeah… that totally explains this." He said was he tried to pry the redhead off him. "Remember that talk we had about personal space?" Reno just held on to him like his life depended on it.

"Elena's going to kill me!" he whimpered, tightening his grip more so Rude couldn't pry him off. Reno actually sounded afraid.

"I will first if you don't let go."

"I accidentally grabbed her! She's trying to kill me!"

Rude sighed and tried to step back, but only dragged the man with him. "And yet you eagerly cling to my waist. Ever think of that?" He tried again to peel away from Reno, but only got the circulation cut off in his legs. "I don't like being clung to."

"She thinks I purposely grabbed her ass! I'm dead! She's crazy lady, she'll grind me up and eat me as a side dish to go with the babies she has for dinner!" Reno yelped as Rude pulled on his ponytail.

"Why are you still clinging to me?"

"She's evil!"

"Let go."

"She's kicked a puppy!"

"Let go… NOW!" Rude pulled harder on the ponytail.

"Well, this is an interesting sight!" Rude looked over to the door to see Elena, who had an amused smirk on her face despite to obvious rage. Reno yelped and shifted around so he was still clinging to Rude, but behind him.

"Elena, just stuff it and find me something to pry him off with! After that, he's all yours to kill." Rude growled as he attempted to kick the smaller man off. The bald man was turning red with anger and embarrassment. Reno glared at Elena.

"Crazy lady!"

"You're a PERVERT!" Elena fumed when her attention was directed towards Reno. Her fists were clenched and her face was red with fury. Reno suddenly smirked.

"Oh please, I prefer something that actually looks like a woman!" he taunted her, which caused her to get even redder. Rude swallowed hard and stepped back, almost tripping over Reno.

"Elena…" he said her name nervously as she stormed towards them. "Let's not have a homicide in the office. Especially when there's an innocent person unwillingly attached to your victim." He looked like he was scared, hell, he was terrified.

The woman ignored him as she walked around him to get to Reno, the look on her face promising a feeling beyond agony. The troublemaker just shifted around Rude, still clinging to him. She followed him, which caused him to go back to behind Rude. The two started going around poor Rude, trying to psyche the other person out. It was like 'Ring around the Rude'. The Turk standing still was getting dizzy.

"Okay children, time to grow up." he sighed.

"Shut up!" both of his fellow Turks barked at him. At one point during the chase, Reno's hand accidentally slipped and came in contact with a place you shouldn't touch another man- especially if he's capable of snapping your spine in several places. Rude jumped and bolted away, almost falling to the ground in the process. Reno ended up on the floor, and without the protection of Rude between him and Elena's wrath. Rude steadied himself by leaning on the desk a little for support.

"Oh, you did NOT just do that!" he snarled dangerously before walking over and holding Elena back by the shoulder. If anyone was going to kill Reno, it would be him. The now other enraged Turk twitched. Reno scrambled back, still on the floor, and flattened his back against the wall.

"It was an accident!" he said in a small, 'I'm-really-fucked-now' voice. "I swear!" Rude glared at the other man, ready to beat him until his organs were a perfectly blended mixture of liquids. Reno pushed against the wall harder, hoping he could somehow get through it. His looked up at his soon-to-be murderer and gulped.

"I'm gonna rip you into more pieces than I can count!" Rude stepped towards Reno, fists ready. Reno, always being a smart ass, just smiled a little despite his terror.

"That'll be what eleven, twelve?" He scrambled away as the bigger man lunged at him. He stumbled towards the door, but Elena was quicker. She closed the door and stood between him and his passageway to survival. He turned to Rude, who was standing behind him and ready to jump at him again. The doomed man just made his way towards his desk and slipped behind it.

"Come on, you both know you liked it. Don't deny it!" he said with both smugness and fear in his voice. Rude and Elena exchanged looks as they cornered him.

"Would you like to have the first hit?" Elena asked Rude in a sweet voice, making Reno let out a small noise and squish as far as he could into the corner. Rude smiled at the woman and waved on unclenched hand at their prey.

"Ladies first."

Tseng set his coffee cup down and let out a content sigh. It seemed so peaceful today for some reason. Usually quiet caused worry, but he wasn't going to bother with that. As his pen scribbled away at the paper in front of him, he smiled at the thought that maybe, for once, Reno had decided to do some work. He hadn't needed one Advil all day, or even received a complaint from an employee.

As he took another sip from his coffee, he paused for a moment at the sound of faint screaming. He blinked several times as he set his cup down again.

"What in the-" the screams started to come gradually louder, and he could hear loud curses and death threats. "Or, for the love of…" he trailed off as he stood up, the dreams of having one productive day shattered. He slowly walked towards his office door, debating on whether to check on his Turks or just close it to avoid the chaos altogether. He decided on the latter, but as he was in mid-swing with the door, he saw something pass by. He froze for a moment. "Reno?"

"Help!" Tseng heard as he ran out the door to see the passing man slow to a stop. He was taped to an office chair and rolling down the hallway. Tseng let out a soft curse as he walked over and turned the chair around to see Reno's face. The bound man was fully glamorized with makeup, mascara, bright red blush, lipstick, and blue eye shadow. Tseng smirked for a moment before he gave in to laughter.

"Stop laughing and help me!" Reno roared, struggling against the tape as if his life depended on it.

"You look nice, Reno! The eye shadow suits you." Tseng managed to sputter when he had slowed his laughter enough to speak. He heard Elena and Rude run up behind him and then make their way over to Reno. The two looked at Tseng, expecting to get hell from him, but the Turk leader just burst into laughter again. "Carry on, I'm sure he deserves it."

"Thanks sir!" Elena exclaimed before rolling Reno and the chair off again. Rude, with a seemingly permanent smile, handed his now slightly crumpled folder to his boss. Tseng took the folder and nodded.

"What did he do this time?" the dark haired man asked as he flipped through the papers to make sure everything was in order.

"Rather not talk about it, sir." Rude replied with a sigh. Tseng smiled and nodded his head towards Elena and Reno.

"Go on, you deserve a little revenge. Just make sure Rufus doesn't see." As Rude ran after the other two, Tseng watched with morbid fascination. Reno was twirled around in the chair and rolled around the corner, begging Tseng to help him as it happened. As the pleas for help faded, Tseng turned back into his office.

His only wish was that he could join in on the fun.


Oh yes, I AM a loser :D Sorry if it scarred anyone for life... -gets shot- ..ehh...

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