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Yuffie spat out the beer that she was just drinking at the very second Reno pulled out the certain piece of clothing. Coughing she was still able to steal them away from the Turkey and yell at him at the same time. "THAT'S NOT MY IDEA. TIFA STUFFED THAT IN THERE WITHOUT TELLING ME. Besides, I didn't even know that she knew my size. That bitch." She was stuffing them back into the suitcase even deeper this time.

"You," She turned on Reno while zipping the suitcase up, "are not to touch this suitcase. Or that box. Kay?" Yuffie knew what she would do to him if he even tried to do so. First his hair would come off then both of his hands and feet.

Reno smiled at Yuffie's response. Although he had tried to keep the clothing out of her clutches he failed. "Well remind me next time to tell Tifa thanks." Reno watched as she buried the lingerie back into the suitcase and did have a moment where he thought about stealing it back and hiding it somewhere safe. He decided against it.

Reno smirked, "What's in the box? A present for me? What is it?" Curiosity killed the cat... good thing Reno wasn't a cat. Normally Reno wasn't consumed by curiosity, but after what he found in Yuffie's suitcase he gave in. He wasn't going to investigate further, he didn't need Yuffie to get pissed and take her frustrations out on his hair.

"Now. Back to the Sushi!" Grooowwwlll, "See! You made Mr. Tummy even hungrier!" The great ninja complained as she returned to the chair and started to devour the sushi. Reno returned back to the table and sat Indian style. "Well tell Mr. Tummy I'm sorry." Reno began to consume the food, but not at the alarming rate Yuffie did. Boy could this girl eat!

"If you would let Mr. Tummy eat the yummah sushiah then Mr. Tummy will forgive you!" The ninja replied in a squeaky voice.

Yuffie was so going to beat the shit out of Tifa later on. But first! Must. Regain. ENERGY! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK! Yuffie thoughts somewhat evilly. So she just shoveled down a lot of the sushi, enjoying several pieces slowly though. The great ninja could eat a lot and she did, plus she drank about two beers in the process so she was starting to be a little tipsy. But more like sleeeepppyy..

Reno watched as she shoveled the food into her mouth. It was a little like watching a car wreck. He just couldn't tear his eyes away. "Alright then." He had never seen a girl who enjoyed food so much, so fast. Reno finished the last of his second beer and watched as the ninja started to get a little sleepy. Well, at least she couldn't drink him under the table. Reno threw the remains (what little there was) into the trash. It would never keep any longer.

Yawning Yuffie asked Reno the question of all questions! "So what now? Are we going to watch a movie or something?" The great ninja took another sip of her beer; the sushi was pretty damn good in her opinion. Plus she saw a couch, so totally hers. So she went to claim it, instead of taking the normal way around it, she jumped naturally. "Weeee!" Yuffie cheered as she landed on the couch.

Reno saw Yuffie yawn and doubted she would make it through an entire movie. "We could play cards?" He wasn't sure what else to do with her seeing as they were kind of in lock down mode. If they were children they would be "grounded". Reno shook his head as he saw Yuffie body slammed the couch. "I see you're having fun." Reno was walking over toward Yuffie he tripped over his second pair of shoes. Damnit! He landed right on the couch, with his face landing on Yuffie's stomach.

The great ninja wasn't expecting the Turk to trip on a pair of freaking shoes. Oh well, even the best are stupid at times. "Oof.. Reno. I know you like Mr. Tummy a lot... But isn't this a little extreme?" Yuffie joked with Reno; it did feel weird that he face planted in her stomach. She laughed at Reno's expense.

In Axel's Room...

"Hey Axel?" Demyx called out before entering. He really didn't want to be char-broiled.

"YES?!" Axel growled turning on the poor singer. The room looked like an atom boom fucking exploded in there.

"We found the Key but we still need strong hearts to complete Xmenas' plan. So he's ordering you to find some. PLEASE DON'T ROAST ME!" Demyx was now hiding behind the Key that he found only a few minutes ago. Praying that it would save him from Axel's freaking fire ridden wrath. But none of it came; looking around the key the exploded room was now empty.

"Well... That went pretty good..." Demyx sighed, he hated being the messenger. Thankfully this time he didn't need a damn slip of paper. Oh how everyone made fun of him for that.

In Reno's Room... That didn't have a moody Axel...

Reno silently cursed his shoes, but in the next instance was thanking them. "Well you know. I can't resist." Reno crawled up so that he was eye to eye with Yuffie. "However, there is something better than getting some one on one with your stomach." He looked pointedly at her.

"You know Reno..." Yuffie grinned, "I can see you being shot for your sweet talk. Dunno why but I can see that happening." She patted his head knowing full well what he was trying to get. Well she was going to make it one hell of a bitch to get.

"But I think Mr. Tummy is getting very jealous of you now." The great ninja joked trying to keep control of her mind. DAMN YOU FUCKING HORMONES! ALL OF YOU ARE BITCHES! BITCHES YOU HEAR MEEEE!!

Reno smirked. "Well maybe I would take that bullet. If it was for something..." He looked her dead in the eye. "...or someone important." He made no advancements; he had been the one to initiate things the last time. The ball was in her court. If anything was going to happen it would happen because she wanted it. Reno simply shook off the pat on the head. In his mind such a gesture never happened.

"Really? I never thought that you, Reno. The baseball bat wielding Turk would take a dive for someone." Yuffie moved herself so she was very, very close to Reno's face. "So... Who is this someone?" The ninja questioned the baseball bat wielding Turk. She was amused by Reno's sweet talking; she thought it was funny at times and at other times very cute. Or something along those lines.

Reno's nose crinkled at her comment. "One, I do not wield a baseball bat. It's an Electro Mag rod. Two, I would take a dive for a couple people. My boss, out of obligation. Rude, because he's my partner and friend." Again with the closeness. However no action was taken on her part. Were there no feelings to be reciprocated? Reno hesitated for a second on answering. "However, if we're talking about it on a level beside obligation and friendship that person would be..." he paused for a second. "...you."

"Bingo! Correct answer!" Yuffie chirped. This was probably the first time that someone said that they would take a dive for her just because they wanted to. Not because she was a damn princess, oh how she hated that. Before she thought of any of those things she closed the small gap she created earlier.

The Huge Ass Meeting Roooooom...

Rufus and the other Turks were blissfully unaware of the Organization's plans. "Boss." Rude spoke. "Rufus slightly swiveled his chair in the massive boardroom. "What is it?" Rude slightly hesitated, "Well, we haven't been able to locate the Organization's hideout or get a location on any of their members." Rufus's blond hair hung annoyingly in his eyes, "Alert me when you actually have good news. You know damn well I hate bad news." Rude simply nodded, "Of course." Rude left Rufus alone to tend to his thoughts.

A sudden burst of flames and smoke appeared in the massive boardroom. It was AXEL! Rufus was caught off guard by the grand fiery entrance.

"Hi Rufus!" He called out waving to the blond, "You know I'm looking for someone. A person that looks pretty much like me with red hair. Wait! I think I know where he is. Knowing me.. I would pick room twenty-one wouldn't I? Hmm. Now which floor? Four or Five?" Axel was acting like he knew Rufus for a billion years, more like a minute.

Rufus's jaw muscles clenched at Axel's formality. Rufus lifted himself out of his seat and stood facing Axel. Axel was either psychic or just fantastic at guessing. Rufus walked over to the end of the board table. If things escalated with Axel he need only press the emergency button and the room would be filled with Turks. Rufus had no intention of answering any of his questions. Rufus simply glared at Axel in response.

"Aww! Why so cold? Mr. Head of Turkies?" Axel pouted, "Maybe I just have to warm you up!" Within a second he sent both of his fire pinwheels at Rufus, just missing both sides of his face by a mere inch. The pinwheels disappeared and re-appeared in his hands spinning.

"So.. Rufus. My name is Axel and I want Reno and his ninja girlfriend. Princess Yuffie Kisaragi I believe. Can you please hand them over nicely or do I have to beat the shit out of everyone here?" The nobody was ready to go and beat the shit out of people since he was still very moody. VERY VERY MOODY.

Rufus didn't even flinch at Axel's attack. "Well... Axel that is something I can't do. However, if you wish to find them I bid you good luck. Now as you said fourth floor or fifth. You might as well flip a coin. You will go assistance on my part." Rufus, cool calm collected as always. Rufus's hand hovered over where his gun lie. At the next sign of hostility Rufus would quickly be able t o pull it out from its confines. he had slid it in the waist of his pants; secured by his belt. Rufus was always prepared. "Now, if you wouldn't mind leaving my boardroom."

"Now, now Blondie. I highly suggest you don't try and shoot me. Because it might hurt your little red-headed turkey. Besides I just can't leave you here to set off all of the alarms now can I?" Axel was having one hell of a time. He was so glad that Xemans let him party around in the Turk's Headquarters. Axel was planning something really fun once he decided what to do with Rufus.

Room Twenty-One...

Reno was glad that he had actually been patient. Patience wasn't exactly his virtue. It was worth it to have Yuffie kiss him of her own accord though. Did he care that she was a princess? No, because she sure as hell didn't act like one. Reno gave a damn that she was funny and cute. Reno ran his fingers through her hair. All was well.

Well... not exactly.

Meeting Room

Rufus sneered at Axel. How could he have known that he intended to use his gun? What was he supposed to do? Reno, (no matter how laid back and unorthodox) was one of his best. He couldn't allow his actions to affect Reno. Reno would be quite capable with dealing with Axel. "Fine. You know what? I'll tell you where they are. They're on the fifth floor. That should be sufficient enough." Rufus glared at Axel as he waited for a response.

"Why thank you Blondie! I'll make sure to not kill you know. Anyway onto finding my other half. Good-night!" Axel sang then quickly attacked Rufus. He didn't want Rufus to start th e alarm, so knocking him out would be perfectly fine with Axel. Jumping over the hellishly long meeting room table he reached out to punch the lights out of Rufus. Something he always wanted to do ever since Axel first saw Rufus. About five minutes ago.

Rufus hadn't expected to have been knocked out. Before he could voice his protest he felt Axel's fist collide with his face. Soon enough the world became foggy and dim. Soon enough darkness filled his view. He was out like a light.

Lucky Blackjack number!

What had really surprise Yuffie was the minor fact that he was patient. Reno + Patience Never happens. Electro Mag Rod my ass. Super shock baseball bat is a better title. She thought, but that didn't last long. She was more distracted with Reno, very, very distracted.

Reno slid one hand to rest on her hip. Right near the waistband of her PJ's. So far so good. Patience is a virtue that should only be practiced when waiting for pizza and a really gorgeous date. For Yuffie he made an exception and decided it was worth waiting for kisses (sometimes), as well. Reno slid one finger under the waistband and hoped to whatever higher being that he wouldn't get killed.

Suddenly an image popped into Yuffie's head, Reno being smote by some higher being. Or Aerith... which is even funnier. Normally she would have wondered why in hell she started to think about that, but she didn't really care now. She should be concerned about a certain red headed nobody coming up the elevator right now, after he dragged Rufus into a broom closet. Oh Axel was about to destroy the speakers blaring out that stupid elevator music.

Naturally Yuffie didn't know about that, but she knew that Reno's hand was already at her waist. Reno too was blissfully unaware of Axel's current location. His current, close, location. Reno was glad that he wasn't being smited at the minute. He hadn't done anything warranting some smiting anyway. It wasn't like he stood outside in the rain yelling at the sky, "SMITE ME ALMIGHTY SMITER!" That was something a real idiot would do.

A great plan appeared in Yuffie's mind, great for her, bad for Reno. Thinking fast she grabbed one of the couch pillows behind her head and lightly whacked Reno. While distracted she crawled out from under him and ran behind the couch cheering, "Com'on RENO! Catch me if you can!"

Reno was about to take things a bit farther when Yuffie had grabbed the pillow to viciously beat him with. He was dumbfounded. Reno watched as she disappeared behind the couch. "Get back here. I'm going to get you for that!" The great ninja teased waving her ass at the slightly stunned Turk. Afterwards she bolted down the hallway.

Reno about keeled over as Yuffie waved her ass at him. Ugh! Torture, pure unadulterated torture. SADISTIC, EVIL, VILE, DEMONIC, TEASE! Doing things like that to Reno when his self-control was at its breaking limits was a horrid thing to do.

Reno bolted right behind her and soon caught up to her. He grabbed her around the waist and threw her over his shoulder. "You're going to be severely punished. Don't you dare think that your cute little tactics are going to work this time." Reno brought her back to the room.

Yuffie tried her best to avoid Reno in the rather small apartment, but that didn't work out well. Instead she was flung over his shoulder and threatened with 'punishment.' The Great Ninja of Wutai begged to differ. She was laughing by now and struggling, which didn't get her far.

"I beg to differ that my cute little tactics are going to work this time!" Yuffie managed to say between laughs. Her last 'cute' little tactic was... Tickling RENO! Thankfully earlier in the week she managed to find out that Reno was indeed ticklish, plus where he was ticklish. "FEAR THE WHITE ROSE!!" Yuffie cheered as she tickled Reno.

Reno listened to Yuffie's intense laughter. Reno remained unharmed as she struggled to get out of his clutches. "No, they aren't." Reno didn't expect her to tickle him. So far she hadn't hit his one ticklish spot. Damn ticklish-ness! If he could turn it off he would have. Then all of a sudden she hit it. She hit the one spot on his entire being that he was ticklish.

Yuffie felt so freaking proud that she managed to make Reno start laughing uncontrollably. It was like a hellishly good dream or some super ninja powers that she just gained in about a second. Sadly that disappeared quickly.

Aww. No luck for Reno today. NWYAYYAYAAHAHA