Episode 11: Win, Lose, & Spike It!


~ Station City: Emerald Coast Beach ~

After battling many ghosts as well as collect a few heaven coins, Sonic and the girls decided that they needed some goold ol' R&R. He treats them to a sun filled day on his side of town as the trio head to Emerald Coast in Station City. After parking See Through in one of the few beachfront parking lots that were available at the time, they took out their beach equipment as they made their way to the clear blue waters of Emerald Coast Beach.

"Heh-heh, didn't I tell you two this was the best spot in the house?", Sonic smirked as he nudged one of the girls.

"I gotta say blue, you sure know how to pick em'.", smiled Panty.

"This place is amazing! I had no idea your beaches looked this cool! The water's so clear here that I can almost see my face in it.", Stocking admired.

"Yep. I've been coming to this beach every summer with my friends since I got here. Speakin' of which, here comes one of em' now!" Sonic spotted Tails as he was with Knuckles on another spot not far from where they were, he flagged down the fox as he made his way towards his spot.

"Hey Sonic glad you could make it! And you brought Panty and Stocking with you too!", said the fox boy happily.

"Hi Tails!", waved the Goth as he blushed when he saw her, "I didn't know you were gonna be here too."

"Actually me and Knuckles came here to relax for a bit, plus we wanted to invite Sonic and you guys to join us if you wanted.", said Tails.

"Eh, I'm cool with that. By the way who's Knuckles?", wondered the blonde. Although she pondered a little bit because she thought she heard that name before.

"He's another friend of mine that lives on a floating island known as Angel Island. Plus he's also the guardian of the Master Emerald too.", Sonic replied.

"Angel Island?! Is that an island in Heaven?", asked Stocking with a surprised look on her face.

"It sounds like it would be, but it's really an emerald-powered island that's a mile high in the sky.", Tails chuckled.

"So you guys wanna meet em'? He can tell you the story better than me and Tails can.", said Sonic.

"Sure, why not.", shrugged Panty. The four of them went over to the spot that Tails set up with Knuckles (Panty and Stocking format.), as the echidna was laying back in a chair with sun glasses on. To him, this was considered to be one of the fewest days he has off from guarding the Master Emerald. "Hey Knuckles! Look who I found!", said Tails in a happy tone.

The echidna sat up as he lowered his sunglasses, a smirk came over his face the moment he saw Sonic. "Well lookie here.", he said in smug, "If it ain't speedy blue himself…"

"Glad to see you too!", replied the hedgehog in the same fashion.

"These are some of the friends that I was telling you about. That's Panty, and the other one is Stocking.", said the fox boy as he pointed at the sisters.

"Hi Knuckles! Sonic told us that you have an island in the sky right?", asked the Goth.

"Sure do. I've been on that island since the day I was born. But anyway, Tails was tellin' me all about you two. So you both are angels from Heaven, huh?", the red echidna asked.

"They are.", Sonic replied, "However Heaven gave em' the boot because they were being bad, so they gotta stay down here to collect some Heaven Coins so they can go back if they get enough." Knuckles was somewhat surprised at this.

"Say whaaa? How the heck did you two get kicked out? Ya don't seem like the type that would do anything that would piss off God.", he wondered as he took a sip from his fruit slushie.

"Well you can blame Panty for that. She got us both kicked out for lusting over the men up there…", Stocking said nonchalantly while shrugging her shoulders. While the blonde gave her sister a quick glare, Knuckles was pondering something. "(Panty…why does that name sound so…familiar…?)"

Suddenly an uninvited Brief found the group as they were all talking to Knuckles, Sonic looked in his direction and waved while the Anarchy sisters depanned. "Ugh! Who invited the towel boy…?!", groaned the blonde as he made his way towards the group.

"Hey girls! Sonic! I'm not late am I?", he said while catching his breath a little bit.

"Nah, we just got here so you're cool.", answered the blue hedgehog.

"Hey Brief! Nice to see you again!", smiled Tails.

"Hey Tails! That's right, you're the guy he and the girls rescued outta that plane a few weeks ago.", said the carrot topped nerd.

"Anyway, I got another friend for you to meet. That's Knuckles, and me and him go back aways.", said Sonic while pointing his thumb at the echidna.

"Yo", was his reply as he went back to relaxing in his chair.

"Well as long as your nerdy ass is here, we might as well set up shop.", shrugged the blonde.

"No kiddin'! I'm ready to hit da beach!", replied Stocking in an excited tone. Sonic and the other set up their beach equipment and other items that they may need; such as suntan oil, a small cooler with soda, as well as any other items that they may or may not need. Pretty soon the gang was enjoying some fun in the sun, as Sonic had his special Frisbee with him and threw it to Tails.

"Nice catch little buddy!", smiled the hedgehog.

"It's coming your way Sonic!", he called back.

Meanwhile Panty was laying on her towel alongside Stocking as she removed her swimsuit top, she couldn't reach her back to rub some suntan oil on her so she wanted Brief to do it. "Nerd crust! I need ya to come here for a sec', I gotta job for you.", she said.

"W-Wha?! Really?", stammered the boy.

"I need you to do somethin' for me.", stated the blonde. Brief was a little nervous at first but he was ready to hear what Panty had to tell him.

"What's that?", he asked while putting on a brave face.

"I need you to rub some suntan oil on me…", she said in a sensual tone while in anime-style. The geek damn near passed out as he got a sudden nosebleed, not only that but there was a small crowd of men watching the action too. (Half of which were perverts in trunks.)

Brief applied a small bit of suntan oil on the blonde's back as she let out a soft moan of pleasure. His hand made its way up her back slowly as the girl let off another pleasurable moan. The men were enjoying this almost as much as Panty (And even Brief) would've hoped. The geek stopped for a moment as his nose started bleeding again.

"Hey! I didn't tell ya to stop! Hurry up before my buzz wears off!", groaned the blonde. Sonic was still playing Frisbee with Tails some more until they both stopped in their tracks as they saw a red carpet roll out of the water. It slammed into Brief as he went skyward while shouting "Why me?!" as high as he could.

"Eh? What's all the fuss about…?", wondered Knuckles as he put his shades on top of his forehead and jumped out of his chair. The girls turned around as Sonic and Tails saw something come out of the water.

"S-S-Sonic? Do you think it's another ghost?!", stammered the fox boy.

"Not sure. But it sounds pretty big.", said the hedgehog in a serious tone. He activated his angelic ring as his aura and halo appeared, while Panty and Stocking came prepared with their weapons they brought just in case. A black SUV limousine appeared out of the water as it landed on the sand, the doors opened suddenly and out stepped…guess who?


"My, my, this beach is even more beautiful than I imagined. This would be a perfect spot to claim it as property of our own wouldn't you say Kneesocks?", smirked Scanty.

"I agree with you my dearest sister, this place is so much better than that beach back in the city…", the younger Akuma replied. Both of the demon sisters stopped for a moment as they spotted something that sent chills down their spine, they looked to their left and saw Sonic.

And guess what happened next…?

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!", Sonic and the demon sisters said in unison while pointing at each other angrily. Scanty and Kneesocks whipped out their weapons while the hedgehog had his halo and angelic aura active. Panty and Stocking came to Sonic's aid as the hedgehog was prepared to rumble with the demon sisters for a third time.

"So we meet again don't we darling…?!", growled Scanty as she had her twin revolvers pointed at the hedgehog.

"I could say the same…", growled Sonic, "You two sure got a lotta nerve showin' up here after everything you put us through!"

"Who da fock invited your skank asses to the party?! Cuz' we sure as hell didn't!", added Panty while shaking her fist.

"We were just here to find a nice quiet beach where we could come and relax for a bit. In the line of work we do we thought it would be nice to take a break…but I see that will be impossible to do with you three here!", Kneesocks replied in a low growl while holding her twin scythes.

"Tell that to someone who gives a shit! We were here first!", growled Stocking.

"Yeah! So buzz off ya old hags!", added the blonde. Before any punches could be thrown both Tails and Brief intervened. "Wait a sec' you guys! Maybe there's a better way to settle this!", shouted the fox boy.

"Tails is right! Couldn't we talk this out instead?! I don't want anyone to get hurt, or worse!", stammered the geek. Sonic and the girls as well as the Demon sisters thought about it for a moment, then the hedgehog closed his eyes and powered down his aura as his halo disappeared.

"Sonic what the hell?!", growled Panty, "This is our chance to smack these bitches back to the shit hole they came from!"

"I know…", the hedgehog said calmly, "But causing a scene here would damage my heroic creditability."

"Oh? So I guess you know your place do you?", smirked Scanty as she and her sister lowered her weapons.

"Don't get cocky, I never said that! However I got another way we can settle this without a brawl." Sonic told Tails to come where he was as he whispered something into his ear. A smile came across his face as he went over to his knapsack that he brought along with him, when he and Knuckles came here to the beach. "Ah-ha! Found it!", said the cheerful fox as he pulled out a small button-like object and showed it to Sonic.

"Um, what the heck is that?", asked Stocking with a confused look on her face.

"I agree with the tawdry one, what sort of contraption is that?", Kneesocks wondered.

"Aw don't worry you two, this little baby is gonna settle this beef we have for one another.", replied the hedgehog with a smirk.

"Right! I created a special volleyball court just in case a situation like this were to happen. However this is actually the first time I'll be able to use it since we've got this little dispute right here.", Tails explained.

"So we're supposed to settle this over a round of volleyball? Ugh, couldn't we just cut these bitches and be done with it?!", groaned the blonde.

"W-Wait a second Panty, I think Tails might be onto something.", Brief replied.

"Huh, the fox boy may have a point sister…", whispered Scanty.

"I'll have to agree with you. This method of settling this matter is much more suited for beings such as us.", Kneesocks replied.

"Well if you guys are gonna settle this over a match of volleyball, then who's doin' teams…?", asked Knuckles although he's not as active in conversation; but was curious to know.

"Tis a simple matter; Me and my sister versus you two toilet angels.", Scanty said nonchalantly.

"So what are you skanks puttin' up as a bet?", smirked Panty.

"I say the losing team has to run around the beach naked AND, wait hand and foot on the winning team for an entire year!", grinned Kneesocks. Tails shuttered at the thought of Sonic and the Anarchy sisters being slaves to the Demon sisters for a whole year, it was horrifying.

"Heh, so the audience has to suffer? This'll be a snap!", said Stocking with a small smirk on her face.

"Yeah, you bimbos don't stand a fockin' chance! Ya might as well strip down and forfeit before you make giant asses outta yourselves.", replied the blonde in the same fashion.

"Alright, the game's been decided! Let'er rip little buddy!", said the hedgehog as Tails pressed the button. A large and empty area of the beach was rising up as a volleyball next started to appear. It was then followed by the respective lines and bounds that a volleyball court should have. Once it fully came up from the ground a beach chair and scoreboard was present, as a crowd of people began to gather around it. Tails was rather impressed and happy that his new invention worked.

"That's amazing!", said Brief in awe, "I've never seen a volleyball court like this before! You must be really skilled at building things huh?" Tails blushed as he heard the compliment from Brief.

"Aw c'mon…this is just a little trinket I decided to make for fun.", the fox said sheepishly.

"Well now that the field is set, we can take this lil' tussle over there and see who comes out on top!", stated Sonic.

"Yeah, question? We don't have a game ball so how the hell do you expect us to play?", depanned the Goth with her arms crossed. Sonic looked at the girl from the corner of his eye as he let off a smirk…

"Leave. That. To. Me.", he replied.


~ Volleyball Court: Emerald Coast ~

Brief was selected to be the scorekeeper as well as referee for the game, he picked up a small microphone attached to the chair as he announced the game to the crowd of people that were watching. "And now ladies and gentlemen! It's time to start the matchup between Angels and Demons! The Demons will be the first to serve, so let the games BEGIN!"

An outcry was heard as the crowd was watching with the same anxiousness and anticipation as a rival football game. Sonic and the angels stepped onto their side of the field while Scanty and Kneesocks were on their turf. The hedgehog turns to the girls before the game starts.

"So any idea how we're gonna do this thing blue?", asked the blonde while shrugging her shoulders.

"You said you had it covered so where's the game ball?", added Stocking.

"You're lookin' at em'." Sonic said while pointing to himself. Both Panty and Stocking's jaws hit the ground as they looked like they saw a ghost.

"WHAAAT?!"


Brief blew the whistle as the game had started. Sonic jumped into the air and spun into a blue volleyball as he landed towards Panty. She and her sister couldn't believe that he'd use himself as the game ball, but that didn't matter at the moment. The blonde volleyed him upward as Stocking leaped into the air to smack the hedgehog volleyball over the net.

"So he's using himself as the ball hmm? Cleaver, but futile." Scanty saw Sonic spinning in her direction as she volleyed him upwards before Kneesocks did a backhand slam, and smacked the spinning hedgehog back on the angel's side of the field. "Stockin'!", shouted Panty as the Goth went for Sonic before he touched the ground. She smacked him upward as the blonde went in to deliver the blow, however Sonic was a little over the net as Panty miscalculated her angle.

This gave Scanty the edge to smack the spinning hedgehog down as he bounced on the ground of the angel's side. Sonic returned from his ball form as he landed out-of-bounds.

"Demon's point!", yelled Brief as the score was 0-1. The crowd was now cheering on the demon sisters as Panty and Stocking were fuming a bit. "Oh my! I suppose sports isn't your forte now is it…?", grinned Scanty.

"Shut your face hooker! We ain't done yet!", growled the blonde.

"We don't plan on losing to you sluts anytime soon!", added Stocking as Sonic jumped back on the field. It was game time as the demons were to serve again, as the hedgehog went airborne and into a ball. Kneesocks smacked Sonic over the net as Stocking went for him before he landed on the ground. She volleyed him upward as Panty slammed the hedgehog back at the demon sisters.

Kneesocks tried to go for him but somehow the blue sphere went by her in a breeze of wind, then bounced onto their side of the field before going out-of-bounds. Sonic came out of ball form as he landed on one knee and looked back from the corner of his eye with a smirk.

"Angel's point!", yelled Brief as the game score was tied 1-1. The Anarchy sisters started taunting Scanty and Kneesocks while doing a little victory dance in their faces. "Wow! Does your faces always look red or is that what burn looks like…?", snickered Panty.

"This is really embarrassing for you two. Maybe if ya quit now you won't have to worry about being ass out in public!", Stocking teased.

"(I hope they know that this game is far from over, if they screw up here I'll never here the end of it if Garter finds out…)", Sonic thought as a drop of sweat came on his forehead.


~ "D CITY ROCK" plays in the background ~

It was now the angel's turn to serve as Panty slammed the spinning Sonic past the net and onto the Demon sister's side. Kneesocks caught the speeding blue spinner as she volleyed him upward, as Scanty went in for the slam shot back to the Anarchy sisters. They both slammed and volleyed Sonic several times until Kneesocks lost control of the ball.

Score 2-1.

The crowd went crazy as it was now Kneesocks' turn to serve, she threw the spinning hedgehog into the air and slammed him where Stocking was. The Goth managed to rebound him skyward, but not high enough to where Panty could send him back over the net. "You're mine!", sneered the demoness as she went in for the slam. She managed to do so but Stocking refused to give up and neither did her sister. After a few more volleys and about a half an hour later, the score was now tied 19-19.

"Wow! Panty and Stocking are really doing great out there.", said Tails as he watched the game.

"I guess so. It must be a pretty good game if both of them are all tied up like that.", replied Knuckles with little enthusiasm. It was down to the match point as the angels were to serve the ball. "This is it girls! If we win this last point, we'll be spared the embarrassment of being their slaves and naked!", Sonic smirked.

"Bout time! These hoes were getting on my nerves anyways.", replied Panty. The hedgehog spun into a ball as the blonde volleyed him upward, then she told Stocking to go for it and win the match. The Goth slammed the spinning blue hedgehog as he sailed over the net and onto the demon sister's side. However the demon pair had a rather dirty trick up their sleeve as Scanty launched her sister airborne.

"I'd figure you tawdry angels would try such a trick! Too bad we've got one of our own.", smirked the younger Akuma. A red glow came from her hand as she was about to slam the Sonic ball back towards the angels and possibly defeat them, however…

"What the-?! He's spinning faster?!" Kneesocks held the spinning Sonic with her glowing palm while slowly descending from midair, however he was spinning much faster than usual.

"(I may be a game ball, but I've got my own tricks too!)", thought the hedgehog while hiding a smirk. The rate that Sonic was spinning at was starting to burn Kneesocks' hand, as she loosed her grip causing the blue spinning ball to approach the ground. "No you DON'T!", yelled Scanty as she punched the hedgehog ball high into the air with as much force as possible.

"(Damn! I forgot about her!)", fretted Sonic as he was rapidly approaching the angel's side of the field. Both Panty and Stocking looked at each other before leaping high into the air. "Alright you hoes! Time to get serious!", growled the blonde as both her and Stocking's halos appeared. Once they got close enough to Sonic, the crowd as well as Tails, Knuckles, and even Brief were watching what was about to happen.

Scanty and Kneesocks' demon tails started glowing red and appearing as they leaped high into the air as well. "Very well, we'll start playing for REAL now!", sneered Scanty as both her and her sister were within spiking range of Sonic; as well as Panty and Stocking were.

"So it's down to this huh…?", said Knuckles while paying close attention to the game.

"This is the deciding point…I'm a little scared.", said Tails in worry.

"(C'mon girls! I'm counting on you to win this! YOU CAN DO IT!)" Panty and Scanty were within inches length of the ball as it kept on spinning, however the blonde reacted first after getting a little lift from Stocking's head. (Though not happy about it.)

"Time to smack you hookers down Anarchy Style!", sneered the blonde, "REPENT BITCHES!" Panty slammed the spinning Sonic with as much divine force as she could, causing the hedgehog to spin a heart-shaped crater into the ground on the demon's side of the field. The crowd went crazy as they chanted Panty and Stocking's names as the game was now over, and the angels have now won.

"THEY DID IT! WAY TO GO SONIC!", Tails shouted with glee along with the crowd.

"Hmph…so he managed to pull it off. Good for him…", replied Knuckles with a small smile on his face. Sonic back flipped his way towards the angels as he landed right in front of them.

"HA! What did I tell ya?!", he boasted as the girls hugged and kissed him all over.

"Whoohoo! Sonic you're the best!", shouted Stocking with glee.

"I ain't think it would work at first but DAMN you're good!", smirked Panty. Both Scanty and Kneesocks had poker faces on as they just realized what just happened to them…

"Did we just lose…to them…?", stammered the older Akuma.

"Crumb cakes…", replied her sister.

"A'ight! So which one of ya wants to get butt-ass naked first?!", grinned the blonde as she pointed at the demon sisters.

"You're fans are ready to make-it-rain up in here!", smirked Stocking.

"I feel sorry for you two…oh well.", shrugged Sonic as he had a small smirk on his lips. Both of the demon sisters couldn't believe they lost not just to the angels, but Sonic the Hedgehog as well. The crowd (mostly male) was chanting for Scanty and Kneesocks to get naked, as much as they HATED this they proceeded to do so. However being that their demon commanders they don't always play fair; even when it comes to losing…

"GOTCHA!", they both shouted as they threw a bottle of purple liquid into the air as Scanty shot them. The liquid spilled into the water of the beach as it bubbled for a few moments, suddenly something arose from the water as it looked to be a giant ghost squid. It was then followed by a ghost hammerhead as well as a great white.

"Run for your lives!", yelled Brief on the microphone as the crowd of people started clearing the beach in a massive panic. Sonic activated his ring as his aura and halo appeared, he turned his attention to the demon sisters as they were already in their SUV limo at the time.

"Oh well, I guess if you can't beat em'…then let the ghosts eat em' instead.", smirked Kneesocks while her sister chuckled with glee.

"You three have fun now! Smooches!", waved Scanty as she and her sister disappeared with Fastener down into the depths of the water.

"YOU CHEATIN' BITCHES!", Sonic, Panty, and Stocking yelled in unison. Suddenly the tentacles of the ghost squid got ahold of the girls as Brief was running toward it trying to save Panty. Tails and Knuckles had their share of the ghosts as the echidna swung some punches at the bouncing hammerhead's snout, while the fox was running away from some ghost crabs that were chasing him.

"Sonic! Help me!", wined the fox as the blue angelic-powered hedgehog rushed to his buddy's side. He knocked the crabs away with his Spin-Dash while Panty kept shooting at the squid ghost's tentacles that was holding her.

"GET. THE. FOCK. OFF! Stockin' what da fock are you doin'?!", she growled. Only to find the Goth being squeezed to death by the other tentacle of the squid while having a pleasurable look on her face. Brief was running around with a seaweed ghost on his face until Sonic sped over to try and peel him off. He managed to do so as he spin kicked it sky high, however there was a large shadow that was casted over where he was standing.

"Guh?! Sonic that's…!" Brief stopped in mid-sentence as he and Sonic knew what the shadow was…

"A SPERM WHALE?!", stammered the hedgehog as his eyes were widened at what was about to come down on him. Brief got the hell away from Sonic as the whale came down on the blue speed demon, however the whale's started flashing as a beam of light shot its way through its back. The whale exploded as Sonic landed on one knee while still having his aura and halo active.

Knuckles was still fighting some more ghost sharks that were coming his way. "You wanna piece of me?! Well COME N' GET IT!", he shouted as he socked the snout of another ghost that looked like a tiger shark. Tails just sat there as a drop of sweat appeared on his forehead, as he watched Sonic and the others fight against the swarm of ghosts the demon sisters left behind. He turns around to the readers as he has a nervous smile on his face.

"I know…", he tells them, "This isn't the ending I was hoping for either…"


(**Fallen Angel ~ closes in the background**)

END!