A/N: Ch. 9 is up!
Luna500, ahaha thx xD anyone would be shocked 2 hear that a criminal organization would be under their house xD, ahsoei, yea, *sweatdrops* I mistook Otose's Snack shop 4 the cabaret girl's place ohohohoho xD thx 4 noticing xD, Iloveallanime16, thx!
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The Banana Split Formation
Ch. 9: lotteries and sharing can go to hell
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"Meanwhile, during the two weeks, Otose's Snack shop will be off limits and the Yorozuya members," He choked back a sigh.
"Will have to stay here."
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"WHAT!?"
Everyone was in shock. Sure it made sense that the shinsengumi would be safer to reside in since the Yorozuya has a criminal organization living under it. Literally. It just took a lot more strength to accept the fact that the people they will be living with for two weeks are the ones they hate the most. Abuto and Kondo were the only neutral ones about it, while everyone had at least one person they hated. For Kagura, it was Sougo, for Gintoki, it was Hijikata, and for Kamui, it was Sougo. Hijikata cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.
"Since the shinsengumi is occupied by a lot of men, we need you guys to share a room with each other. So, to make it fair, we're going to draw lots." Hijikata held out a container filled with sticks. "The person who has the same color on the end of the stick as another person, is their roommate."
Everyone stuck their hand in the container and looked at the color on the end.
"I got blue uh-huh!" Kagura raised her stick high.
"I got blue too." Okita smirked and held his stick in front of her face. I will torture her until she breaks.
Kagura grew wide-eyed and her jaw dropped. She then walked straight towards the mayo man and startled him by grabbing him by the collar. "Switch me Mayora. Switch me with someone else right now!"
Hijikata averted her angry gaze, "I'm sorry jou-chan, but it was a fair draw. Look around, everyone else is okay with their partners."
"That's because their partners are not sadistic police officers, yes!" She deadpanned. "I would rather sleep with my brother instead of the Sadist uh-huh!" She looked around to see Gintoki partnered up with Abuto and Kamui was partners with Hijikata. Kondo had to share a room with Yamazaki.
"Now, now, Chinaaa." He slung an arm around her and ignored Kamui's death glare. "It was a fair draw."
Gintoki and Hijikata looked at Kagura with pitiful eyes and simultaneously gave her a thumbs up. Good luck. If looks could kill, then Hijikata would have been dead by now.
"Mayora, if I turn into an M by the time the sun rises, I will rip off your ***** and feed it to Sadaharu!" She turned around and walked out of the shinsengumi compound.
Hijikata shuddered as Okita ran after her. "Oi China, where are you going?"
"Getting Sadaharu! He's sleeping in between us."
Okita clicked his tongue and decided to follow her. Hijikata looked around to see his roommate was gone. Where did Kamui-san g-ah. He saw Kamui observing Okita and Kagura from a tree, and whenever they were ten feet away from him, he would always find a closer place to hide and observe them from there. It continued until Hijikata couldn't see the three. The vice-commander sighed, Ignore, Ignore, I don't know those people.
Kagura was walking down the streets of Kabukichou while bickering with Okita, who was walking next to her.
"No, tabasco sauce is better than the shit you call sukonbu. Are you sure your taste buds aren't malfunctioning."
"What the hell do you think I am? A machine!?" Otose, Catherine and Tama were traveling to the country to visit a friend, so the yato girl didn't bother passing by Otose's Snack Shop. Kagura slid the door to the Yorozuya open, "Besides, I have a much better taste than—Sadaharu!" Kagura ran past him.
"Sadaharu?" Okita didn't understand what she meant until he saw Sadaharu, lying on the floor with cuts and bruises all over his body. Something was wrong. Kagura seemed to realize that too, and carried Sadaharu towards the entrance of the Yorozuya.
"China, we need to get out of he-" That sentence was lost as three figures appeared out of nowhere and surrounded them.
This was bad. They were surrounded by three experienced men. Not to mention that they were all yatos. The large umbrellas and pale skins said it all. Two were blocking the door, and the other one was blocking the window. The one at the window approached them at a lightning speed and hit a pressure point on their neck, causing them to fall unconscious. He slung the two of them over his shoulder. "Akatsuki, I thought Kazuma-san's cousin was the only one coming." He spoke in a monotonous voice.
The one by the door scratched his head, "Either way, we should take the human, Kage." He paused and turned to the person next to him. "Arashi, throw the dog onto the streets."
"Roger that!" The shorter man of the three complied with a cheerful voice. He picked up the dog with one arm and threw him out of the window, "Gomen ne, little doggy, but Akatsuki's gonna kill me if I don't follow orders." His voice didn't sound apologetic at all as Sadaharu hit the ground with a painful whine. Once Arashi heard Sadaharu fall to the ground, he skipped towards the other two. Wasn't Kazuma-sama supposed to have two cousins? Oh well, not my problem.
The three yatos left the Yorozuya and walked into Otose's Snack Shop. They circled around the area for a bit, and then stopped in the middle of the shop. Akatsuki peeled off a thin mat on the ground, and a secret door revealed itself before them. He opened the door and a long set of stairs were shown. Arashi walked down first, then Kage, and then Akatsuki, who put the thin mat over the trap door and closed it.
Kamui came out of his tree and circled the concealed trap door. His smile was long gone, and his eyes were open. "Imouto-chan has certainly gotten herself in quite a problem."
Kagura woke up in a bedroom. Where the hell am I? She analyzed her surroundings. There was a large door in front of her, and a window on her left side. Shackles were placed on her hands and feet.
"You're finally awake China." Okita monotonously said. He was sitting up on the bed that was next to hers, and also had shackles on his hands and feet.
"Where the hell are we, Sadist?"
He looked around the room, "If I knew that I would've left a long time ago."
Then suddenly, the door opened and four figures came into the room. It was the three yatos that kidnapped them. Kagura saw another figure appear in front of them and growled. "Kazuma."
He smiled. "Yo, imouto." The doors behind him closed.
"Welcome to the Murasame."
A/N: doneeeee
Sadaharu is going to play a pretty big part in the story.
Kamui will use some of his magic steroid yato powers in the next chap
Description of the yatos working in Murasame:
Kazuma (the boss)
Appearance: Short red hair, blue eyes, 20 years old, same height as Kamui
Personality: Let's just say that he could be a stronger version of Kamui
Sarutobi the II, Kyou, Ryou
Appearance: light red hair, red eyes, 19 y/o
Personality: Don't really like being ignored, fighters, pretty happy and cheerful
Akatsuki
Appearance: Picture him as Morinozuka Takashi, and he has silver eyes. 22 y/o
Personality: Commanding, leaderish qualities, very calm most of the time
Kage
Appearance: Long, black hair, green eyes 20 y/o
Personality: Like a shadow (kage) he follows orders when they're given, and stays in the back of the group, doesn't talk much, and is extremely loyal to Kazuma and Akatsuki
Arashi
Appearance: Short, about as tall as Kagura, dark brown hair, dark blue eyes 14 y/o
Personality: slightly a sadist to animals (ex: scene with Sadaharu), very cheerful 24/7, always wearing a smile, chirpy attitude. the baby of the group
