Strip Poker:

"Bel-sempai, you shouldn't stab people," Fran complained, taking Bel's knifes out of his frog hat and bending them.

"Shishishi, a prince can do what he wants," Bel muttered," And stop breaking them."

"Will you idiots shut it!?" Squalo yelled at the duo.

"You're the loudest out of us, idiot shark," Carmina said, making said shark glare at her.

"It's not often that Carmina joins in on insulting people with me," Bel's smile widened.

"We should insult people together more often," Carmina said, making Bel inch towards her.

"As if I'm going to allow that to happen," Xanxus butt in, glaring at Bel.

"Don't worry Xanxus, there's no need to be jealous," Carmina giggled, making Xanxus turn his glare to her.

"I don't get jealous," he said plainly.

"I think I can definitely prove that statement wro-"

Xanxus pointed his gun at her making her shut up, even though everyone knew that Xanxus wasn't going to actually shoot her. Carmina sighed and glanced at the deck of cards in her hand. An idea popped in her head and she stood up, making everyone look at her.

"Let's play strip poker!" She yelled.

She heard a couple "I don't know"s, a couple "no ways"s and even a "fuck you" from Squalo.

"Why not?" Carmina whined. Everyone groaned and before they knew it, they were all in a circle on the floor, with Carmina passing out cards. Everyone except Lussuria that is.

"How the fuck was I dragged into this?" Squalo muttered.

"Shut it trash," Xanxus said, handing Carmina one of his X Guns. She smiled widely as she took it and pointed it at Levi.

"H-Hey! Don't point that thing at me!" Levi yelled.

"Shoot it," Bel said, and Carmina nodded, her finger on the trigger.

"Carmina," Xanxus warned, making her lower the gun.

"Why can't I kill him?" Carmina asked.

"I'll let you kill him when he's deemed worthless to us," Xanxus said.

"He isn't useless right now? Wow," Carmina said, looking at Levi. Levi just growled and looked towards the pile of cards in the middle of everyone.

"Okay, let's get this thing started," Carmina said. Everyone nodded and looked at their cards. Carmina smiled, catching everyone's eye.

"Royal Flush," she said, showing everyone her hand.

"That's complete and utter bullshit. I highly doubt that you're lucky enough to get a Royal Flush dealt to you. You fucking cheated," Squalo said.

"Why? Do you have nothing?" Carmina asked. Squalo just growled and nodded.

"2 of a kind," Bel said.

"4 of a kind," Xanxus muttered.

"Full house," Levi stated proudly.

"Straight Flush," Fran said.

Squalo growled and Carmina smiled at him.

"I'm not going to strip if you're going to stare at me like that," he muttered, making Carmina frown. She jumped on him and forcibly removed his shirt.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Squalo said, shivering from the sudden cold air.

"It's called strip poker for a reason, stupid shark. You have to play properly," she smiled.

"And stop straddling me!"

"Okay!" Carmina said, getting off of Squalo and sitting back down where she was before. Squalo glared daggers at her as they all put their cards back in the pile. Carmina reached for it, but Squalo slapped her hand, making her draw her hand back.

"Why'd you do that?" Carmina asked, rubbing her hand.

"There's no way in hell you're dealing again you little cheater," Squalo muttered. Carmina sighed as Squalo shuffled the cards. Carmina began to poke Xanxus as Squalo dealt the cards.

"What the fuck do you want?" Xanxus asked, looking at Carmina with an aggrivated look on his face.

"Can I sit on your lap?" Carmina asked.

"You're not a little fucking kid," Xanxus muttered. About 30 seconds later however, Carmina found herself on Xanxus' lap.

"Happy now?" Xanxus asked, clearly not happy that he had lost the arguement.

"Very," Carmina said, grabbing her cards and handing Xanxus his. Everyone looked at their cards and Carmina sighed.

"Not so lucky this time huh?" Squalo smiled. Carmina just stuck her tongue out at him and snuggled deeper into Xanxus' chest. Everyone kept throwing cards down and picking up cards. Eventually, Xanxus showed us his hand.

"Royal Straight Flush," he muttered.

"Shishishi, Straight Flush," Bel said, smiling widely.

"4 of a kind," Squalo muttered

"Full House," Levi grinned.

"3 of a kind," Fran sighed. Everyone looked at Carmina, and she didn't look happy.

"I... don't have anything," she muttered, crawling out of Xanxus out of Xanxus' lap and taking back her previous spot. Squalo snickered loudly and Carmina glared at him.

"Looks like you're going to have to strip," Xanxus said.

"Shishishi, I look forward to seeing this," Bel said. Carmina blushed a deep red and moved to take her shirt off. All of a sudden, she changed her mind and took off her boot instead, throwing it at Squalo. It successfully hit him in the head and she giggled.

"That's cheating Principessa," Bel complained.

"We never specified WHAT we had to strip. I'm an expert at finding loopholes," Carmina smiled. Everyone else just sighed and the game continued. Squalo shuffled and dealt again, making Carmina glare at him.

"Why can't I deal the cards again?" I asked.

"Because you cheat," Squalo muttered.

"I do not! I've never cheated in my life," Carmina stated, making everyone in the room look at her.

"That was the biggest lie I think you've ever told," Xanxus said. Carmina frowned at him and sighed.

"Fine, maybe once or twice, but that's it," she said.

"More like your whole life is a complete lie," Levi sneered, making Carmina point Xanxus' X Gun at him again.

"Say one more word and I won't hesitate to shoot you in your ugly face," Carmina growled. Levi shut up immediately and Carmina smiled in victory.

"Can we please make this the last round? I'm tired of playing this damn game already," Squalo muttered.

"Shishishi, maybe we can. But the person who loses has to take off all of their clothes," Bel offered. Everyone seemed to agree to it, and it just made the game even more intense. Everyone was weary of their cards, and the atmosphere grew tense. It wasn't long before Carmina smiled.

"I'm safe! I have a Royal Flush!" Carmina yelled. Everyone looked at her and she sighed in relief.

"I have a Full House," Squalo said.

"Two of a kind," Levi muttered.

"I have nothing," Xanxus growled.

"Royal Straight Flush," Bel smiled.

"4 of a kind," Fran said.

Everyone looked at Xanxus and he twitched.

"You lost, so you have to take everything off!" Carmina said, her smile widening with each word that came out of her mouth.

"I don't know why you're so excited. It's not like you haven't seen me naked before," Xanxus said, making Levi blink.

"How come Carmina gets to see the Boss naked?" he sniffed, making Carmina shudder.

"It's because I'm special," Carmina stated, making a smile appear on Xanxus' face.

"But, the Boss is supposed to love me!" Levi cried, going into his little emo corner.

"Anyways, can we just get this over with?" Squalo asked.

"Don't think I'm actually going to strip in front of you," Xanxus muttered, making the smile disappear from Carmina's face.

"I guess the Boss was right. Carmina is a closet pervert," Bel said.

"W-What makes you say that?" Carmina asked, avoiding everyone's gaze.

"You became slightly depressed because the Boss wouldn't strip. That's a closet pervert move," Squalo said.

"W-Whatever! I'm going to bed!" Carmina stomped out.

"At 3 in the afternoon?" Squalo questioned.

"Yes!" was the only answer he got. It got incredibly silent in the room and Xanxus sighed.

"I'm going to bed as well," he muttered.

"Wait, what?" Squalo looked at Xanxus like he was crazy, but he sighed when he realized what he was really going to do.

"Can you at least close the door this time?" Squalo asked.

"It depends," Xanxus said, walking up the stairs.

"I'm kind of tired anyways. Maybe we should all go to bed!" Fran said. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged.

'Why the fuck not?' everyone thought as they walked up the stairs to their rooms.


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