Who

"Come off it, Tonks. You're so loopy even Dumbledore can't get your attention. It's a man, isn't it? Only a man could do this to you. Is it Charlie? You went to school with him, right? Surprised you and him haven't hooked up alread—"

"It's not Charlie, Sirius." Tonks growls through clenched teeth.

"Is it Bill? You better get over that one, cousin dear. He's all over the Veela. You know how Veela are, always too preoccupied with themselves to care what poor saps start following 'em around. Wonder how Bill bagged that one, come to think of it—"

"Oh for Merlin's sake, I'm not in love with a Weasley!" she shouts, more loudly than she'd originally intended.

"So you are in love with someone!"

Oh bugger. Tonks decides it would be in her best interest not to answer, and Sirius begins gleefully rattling off the Official Order of the Phoenix List of Eligible Bachelors. He rules out Snape, himself, and Mundungus Fletcher before finally reaching the object of her affections.

"Remus?"

Her flaming face is all the evidence he needs, and for some reason, it's apparently hilarious. "Moony! You're mooning over Moony!"


A/N: Hello my dearies! Sorry for the prolonged delay, but we now bring you back to your regularly-scheduled program. As always, happy reading, and this time I'm offering up a stuffed animal if your choice to all reviewers!