Birthday Cake


"Gee I sure thought you would wear more to bed instead of that scarf and some jeans!" Kitsune yelled from the end of the bed.

"Uh, what… Wait. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM." Ryou yelled.

"Do you plan on waking everyone up?" Kitsune asked staring at her newly painted green nails.

"EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" Ryou yelled pulling his bed covers up.

"Well I heard it was your birthday so I wanted to give you some… Cake." Kitsune said passing him a plate with a single candle.

"I don't trust you."

"Well of course you wouldn't, I only practically slaughtered your pokemon. Sorry bout that but I'm mental!"

"Oh gee I hadn't noticed." He said picking up the fork on the plate and prodding the cake.

"Did you poison this?"

"No. Unless you want me too. I know a few cleaning chemicals that'll do the trick."

"Uh no thanks." Ryou said actually putting a slice in his mouth. He immediately spit it out.

"WHAT IS THIS?"

"HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!" Kitsune yelled at him.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" He yelled throwing the plate at the wall.

"Whoa no need to throw things. It was just… What was it? Uh… What did I make that out of… Oh yeah meat and icing!"

"That was nasty!"

"Oh well!"

"What the? Ryou are you up already?" Someone asked.

"Oh good your room buddy is up!" Kitsune clapped and jumped onto the bed.

"Whoa! Kitsune how the hell did you get in here?"

"How'd you get in here?" She questioned.

"Kitsune, Tora's my room 'buddy' you idiot." Ryou face palmed.

"OH THAT'S SO UNCOOL." Kitsune said sarcastically.

She jumped off the bed tripping on her green plaid pajama bottoms.

"What time is it anyways?" Ryou asked stretching across his bed and grabbing the alarm clock.

2:21

"Ugh please tell me this is AM." Ryou yawned.

"Nope two thirty two PM!" Kitsune said fixing her black tank top.

"Then why are you still in your pajamas?" Tora asked getting up and fixing his sweat pants.

"Cause I don't change on days I don't need to do anything." Kitsune sweat dropped.

"I guess that makes sense." Ryou said getting up and putting on a his white t-shirt.

"Oh no no no! We can't have that you have to put on your swimsuit!" Kitsune said trying to pull his shirt off.

"Gah Kitsune get off me!" Ryou pushed off.

"Well if you say so. Say this is only the twenty-sixth floor right?"

"Uhh yeah?" Tora said as Ryou decided to go to the bathroom.

Kitsune whispered in Tora's ear making him smile and chuckle a little.

"Got it?"

"You can count on me." He said opening the balcony door.

"Ryou you sure you don't wanna wear your bathing suit?" Kitsune said starting to strip down.

"Oh gosh Kit you're gonna get me all excited!" Tora laughed.

"Shut up perve I have a swimsuit on."

"I'm positive I don't wanna wear one." Ryou said coming out of the bathroom fully dressed.

"Its hot outside you might wanna take off that over shirt." Kitsune said wearing her black and yellow bikini. It wasn't like a bee but the main parts were a simple black and the ties around her back, neck, and sides were a pretty yellow colour.

It even made Ryou look away seeing so much of a girls skin.

"So you have to close your eyes and stay perfectly calm ok? Or else you can't have your present." Kitsune said.

"Fine. I guess." Ryou said closing his eyes.

Kitsune tied a blindfold over his head.

"Just to make sure. Ok Tora let's go." Kitsune said enthusiastically.

"Heh I hope you know what you're doing." Tora said.

"We all know what we're doing." Kitsune winked.

Kitsune led Ryou up to the balcony and made him step up onto the bench.

"Where are we? What are we doing?" Ryou asked nervously.

"Don't question me!" Kitsune snapped.

"Don't get mad at me!" Ryou yelled back.

"Ok ok stay calm will you? There's another step." She said making him and herself stand on the edge of the balcony.

"Ok now don't move." Tora told Ryou.

"Why?" Ryou asked.

"Ready Tora?" Kitsune asked looking at him. He was wearing blue swim trunks with a grey and blue rash guard.

"Ready as I'll ever be." He said backing up.

"Ryou take a breath and hold it." Kitsune said.

"Uhm ok?" He took a deep breath and held it.

All of a sudden all Ryou felt was two arms wrapped around him and a hand holding tightly onto his then nothing he felt like he was falling, within a moment Kitusne had ripped off the blind fold.

After Ryou's eyes adjusted he realized something. He was falling from a twenty-six story balcony.

"JESUS CHRIST!" He screamed.

"THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!" Kitsune yelled.

"YEAH IT IS!" Tora yelled.

"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!" Ryou yelled as the three hit the water creating a giant wave which washed over the crowd of people.

"That was the BEST THING EVER!" Kitsune said reaching the surface.

"YOU IDIOT! WE COULD HAVE DIED!" Ryou yelled as Tora and he got out of the water.

Ryou tore off hhis shirt and received a loud.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

From a large crowd of people.

"What in God's name?" He said.

The whole entire plaza where the pool was had people with gifts and balloons celebrating Ryou's eighteenth birthday.

"Sp was it worth the heart attack?" Kitsuen asked.

"As long as the cake isn't made of meat." He smiled.

"OKAY EVERYONE YOU HEARD HIM START THIS SHIT!" Tora yelled.

All of a sudden loud music started playing and everyone Ryou knew and halfway knew pushed him back in the pool.

"Hey Richie think fast!" Kitsune yelled from behind her. Richie turned around to have a beach ball smack her in the face.

"Kitsune!" She yelled as Kitsune pushed her into the pool.

"What kind of person wears a hoodie and short shorts as a swimsuit!" Kitsune yelled at her playfully.

"A girl who has mentally ill friends." Richie said adjusting to the coldness of the water.

"Hey Ryou!" The three Noroits yelled simulataneously behind him.

"Oh God what?"

Lance who was in the middle held out a small box wrapped in yellow paper with a purple bow.

"So we happened" Chance started.

"To hear a few things." Vance ended.

"About you sir wanting to have a Jolteon." Lance stated giving Ryou the box.

"Uhm? Ok then I guess." Ryou said confused.

"Well if you'll excuse us there are asses to look at." Lance said.

"And boobs to squeeze." Chance said grabbing Kitsune who was beside him and groping her chest.

"Oh no you don't" Kitsune said flipping him over and into the pool.

"Ha Kit that was great!" Kaida said coming up behind her and picking her up and hugging her.

"Kaida put her down! You'll hurt her!" Nina interjected.

Kitsune turned around to see her.

"OH NINA YOU'RE SO CUTE WITH THE LITTLE BLUE ONE PIECE WITH A MUDKIP!" Kitsune squealed suffocating Nina in a hug.

"Kitsune let me go! I think my flip flop fell in the pool!" Nina squeaked.

Sure enough a little purple flip flop was floating about now.

"But you're just so God damn adorable!" Kitsune pouted.

"Oh well." Nina said pushing up her glasses.

"Kaida why are you wearing swim trunks?" Kitsune questioned.

"Cause I can!" Kaida said in a chipper voice.

"Good enough for me!" Kitsune said.

"TIME FOR CAKE!" Tora yelled.

"But I haven't eaten my hamburger yet!" Ryou stated.

"Too bad. CAKE TIME." Tora said pulling Ryou up.

"I guess I have no choice in this huh." He said sitting down at a long picnic.

There were plenty of picnic tables around full of people eating things like watermelon, and hamburgers. But there was something off about this. The colouring was 'odd' to say the least.

"Hey Ryou guess what?" Riza said next to him wearing navy blue and white striped one piece.

"Happy April fools slash birthday!" She said smacking his head into the table.

The table?

"JESUS CHRIST THE TABLE IS CAKE!" He yelled trying to get it from out of his ear.

"Just for you!" Kitsune said.

"Well you know what?" Ryou said smiling for once.

"What?" Kitsune asked quizzically.

"Cake face!" He yelled cheerfully as he scooped up a big piece of cake and smeared it all over her face and hair.

"HOLY SHIT WHY?" She yelled.

"Now you know how it feels to be in my shoes huh?" He said laughing.

"I guess I do." She said licking the sides of her face.

"Well happy birthday Ryou." She said.


"Well you know that was pretty fun!" Ryou said to Tora as the two got to the hotel room.

"Yeah it was pretty awesome of the Noroits to give you that thunderstone you wanted for your eevee." Tora said.

"Hey what's this?" He said taking off a letter taped to the door.

"It's for you so here." Tora handed the letter to him.

"What is it more money? It seems like that was all I got down there." He said opening the letter.

"Well you are a hard person to buy for." Tora chuckled.

"I don't understand this." Ryou said staring at the letter.

"Why?"

Ryou handed the letter to Tora.


'To Ryou,

Hope you had a good birthday. We all don't think we pranked you good enough for April Fools so here's something better. Enjoy! : )

Sincerely!

Kitsune, Richie, Nina, Riza, Kaida, Chance, Vance, and Lance.'


"What is it?" Tora asked.

"Only one way to find out" Ryou said inserting his key into the door and walking inside.

He turned in the light.

"HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" He yelled staring at the room.

It wasn't a room more like an impenetrable wall of balloons. Balloons piled to the top of the ceiling and were falling out the doorway and sitting around Ryou's feet.

"HAHAHA!" Tora laughed.

"Well you guys got me good." Ryou nodded.

"I'm glad this only happens once a year though." He laughed to himself as he started to pop balloons with a random pen he found.


Author's Notes:

This chapter is dedicated to Hitsugaya Taicho! And it's his birthday! Congratulations on whatever age you our say good bye to your youth! :D

This chapter is a normal length. A little over 2,000 words so yay for me!

Anyways, more to come soon! Hope you guys enjoyed today's double feature story!

Oh and I did this out of knowing his birthday so if I missed your birthday sorry but you didn't tell me! Let me know if it's soon and I'll try to write you a dedicated chapter!

Happy April Fools!

Also, thanks A Sea Of Sound : ) I've noticed these errors a while back when I have re read some of this I already understand all of the gramar rules (Not trying to sound like a smart ass or anything.) But thank you for pointing these things out for me I normally dont go back and check unless my computer tells me so and it obviously does not distinguish between these usages as long as they're spelt correctly! :P Once again I sincerely thank you and everyone else who helps to point out my many errors in my story. (Once again being genuine not a sarcastic ass.)

~Kit